Hey let's start off with some basic humor. I am pleased to say little Vegeta thought this up! ^_^ Well, here it is.
Things the DBZ gang would never say!
Vegeta:Your right kakcort I can't beat you.
Vegeta:Bulma I can't get my pants up again can you help me?
Raditz:Raise, wash and repeat.
Bulma:Now how do I work this do hicky? Vegeta I can't get the stove to work.
Goku:No thanks Chi Chi but I rather study this book about bugs than eat that seven course dinner you made.
Gohan:No piccolo I rather study than train.
Goku:Save the world again? I already did it last week! I don't wanna go fight them again.
Vegeta:Kakcort, I bet my pikachu can woop your charmander any day!
Trunks:Your right dad, being evil is fun
Vegeta:Why did you have die Old Yeller?
Vegeta:(sniffle) These sad movies always make me cry.
Bulma:Vegeta, how many times do I have to tell you not to use my shampoo!
Piccolo:Man it's fun to be evil again. Bye gohan!
Nampa:I am not only a member of hair club for men I am the Owner.
Vegeta:Bye Bulma. I am being a real hero and joining the army.
Vegeta:No I am not training today bulma I rather mow the lawn.
Gohan:Hey piccolo why are you green instead of yellow?
Gohan:So all I have to do is put this on once a night and I will be zit free.
Chi Chi:That's right gohan you can train. I want you do be a fighter instead of a Doctor or lawer.
Goku:Chi Chi! There's a rat on the floor! Get the broom! Get the Broom!
Vegeta:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god Bulma did you switch the hair dye and shampoo on me again? My hair is Green now!
Vegeta:So Bulma how do you keep your hair so darn strait?
Vegeta:My god! I never noticed how weird my hair looked until the mirrior cracked when I looked in it.
Krillan:So if I drink this everyday I will get taller.
Vegeta:(sniffle)Trunks you know being the prince isn't all it's cracked up to be. It's hard work.
Goku:Hey, I found the cure to cancer!
Goku:No not again. King kai I dare you to arm wrestle me again. I can't lose 1,000,000 times in a row, can I?
Ha ha ha I bet that got you laughing. It didn't? Well, don't blame me it's Little Vegeta's falt.
Hey I wanna hear from you. If you have anything that is funny A pic, movie or just some jokes Send them!
