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2. In gunfights, the hero cannot be hit when being shot at with automatic weapons.
3. In gunfights, the hero always uses the smallest firearm he has and hits perfectly every time.
4. The hero never gets hit by friendly fire in a gunfight involving automatic weapons while he is moving towards the enermy.
5. All heros are trained in martial arts and always wins all close combat battles, even when villians have knives and other weapons.
6. If the hero gets captured, the sidekick will always show up to rescue him.
7. All heros are demolitions experts.
8. Heros can always find cover in a gunfight.
9. The heros always win, no matter how fool proof the villian's plan is.
10. The hero can always get the villian to tell him his/her plan, if the hero is captured.
11. All heros are extraordinarily strong and dextrous. They can fire large automatic weapons in a single hands, with perfect accuracy and without being braced.
12. A hero never objects to dangerous work, never complains about anything and never has to do paperwork.
13. Heros never drink tea.
14. Heros are highly resistant to fire, hair and clothes are impervious to fire caused by houses exploding, bomb blasts and train fires.
15. Heros never follow advice given to them by crazy hermits or gypsies. They will always leave the path and spend the night at the abandoned castle.
16. Heros always trust the shifty looking member of his team, you know the one will the beard and evil laugh.
17. Heros will never drown or pass out from lack of oxygen unless the plot requires it.
18. Heros never suffer from lung cancer if they smoke, they also are immune to the minor effects such as the shortness of breath and cough associated with smoking.
19. Heros can open locked doors, including electrical ones, by shooting the lock or opening mechanism. They can also lock doors by the same method.
20. Hero's can always park outside any building they're visiting
21. A Hero the works for a police force can only solve a case when he's been suspended
22. Heros don't go into shock