Dave: Dr. Banner...
Bruce: Please, call me Bruce.
Dave: Whatever. What do you think is a better deterrent to stopping youth violence: negative or positive re-enforcement?
Bruce: Well, quite frankly, the only thing that seems to work these days is negative re-enforcement, but don't get me wrong, I'm not the kind of guy to rip off someone's arms and beat the fuck out of them because they, say, oh, I don't know, put pickles on my burger when I specifically asked for no pickles.
Dave: So, what you're trying to say is you hate pickles?
Bruce: No, I'm allergic to them.
Dave: Say, Bruce, a lot of people tell me that you're a flaming fag... is this true?
Bruce: What does my sexual orientation have to do with youth violence?
Dave: Right, cough, fag, cough...
Bruce: Hey, what's your problem, you have something against gays of something?
Dave: Yes. (The rest is edited out to protect me from being bitched at by fags.)
Bruce: Fine then.
Dave: So, say you are stranded on an island and a genie shows up and says to you that he will bring three items to you from your house. What would you take?
Bruce: Oh, I don't know, uh... my cell phone for starters I guess....
Dave: Pardon me for interrupting, but the phone company would make a killing off those roaming charges, not to mention that there wouldn't be any service you damn moron!
Bruce: Now wait a second, I don't have to take this treatment!
Dave: Where the hell did you become a doctor anyway? You won a diploma in a box of Corn Flakes?
Bruce: What do my credentials have to do with anything?
Dave: Sounds like you've got something to hide...
Bruce: You're making me pretty angry I.... BWARG! HULK SMASH!
Dave: I'm afraid that you've got an anger management problem Dr. Banner.
Bruce: HULK SMASH COFFEE TABLE!
Dave: Put that down, asshole!
Bruce: HULK SMASH!
Dave: Before you change the subject again, I'll ask you one last time, what is your opinion on youth violence?
Bruce: HULK SMASH VIOLENCE!
Dave: Interesting tactic...
Bruce: TACTIC? HULK NO LIKE BIG WORD! SMASH!
Dave: Well, that raps it up. Dr. Banner belives that to stop youth violence, you must use violence as a deterrent. An interesting viewpoint which I agree with.
Bruce: HULK SMASH!