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An in depth conversation with Dr. Bruce Banner: Stopping youth violence

 

Dave: Dr. Banner...

Bruce: Please, call me Bruce.

Dave: Whatever. What do you think is a better deterrent to stopping youth violence: negative or positive re-enforcement?

Bruce: Well, quite frankly, the only thing that seems to work these days is negative re-enforcement, but don't get me wrong, I'm not the kind of guy      to rip off someone's arms and beat the fuck out of them because they, say, oh, I don't know, put pickles on my burger when I specifically asked for no pickles.

Dave: So, what you're trying to say is you hate pickles?

Bruce: No, I'm allergic to them.

Dave: Say, Bruce, a lot of people tell me that you're a flaming fag... is this true?

Bruce: What does my sexual orientation have to do with youth violence?

Dave: Right, cough, fag, cough...

Bruce: Hey, what's your problem, you have something against gays of something?

Dave: Yes. (The rest is edited out to protect me from being bitched at by fags.)

Bruce: Fine then.

Dave: So, say you are stranded on an island and a genie shows up and says to you that he will bring three items to you from your house. What would you take?

Bruce: Oh, I don't know, uh... my cell phone for starters I guess....

Dave: Pardon me for interrupting, but the phone company would make a killing off those roaming charges, not to mention that there wouldn't be any service you damn moron!

Bruce: Now wait a second, I don't have to take this treatment!

Dave: Where the hell did you become a doctor anyway? You won a diploma in a box of Corn Flakes?

Bruce: What do my credentials have to do with anything?

Dave: Sounds like you've got something to hide...

Bruce: You're making me pretty angry I.... BWARG! HULK SMASH!

Dave: I'm afraid that you've got an anger management problem Dr. Banner.

Bruce: HULK SMASH COFFEE TABLE!

Dave: Put that down, asshole!

Bruce: HULK SMASH!

Dave: Before you change the subject again, I'll ask you one last time, what is your opinion on youth violence?

Bruce: HULK SMASH VIOLENCE!

Dave: Interesting tactic...

Bruce: TACTIC? HULK NO LIKE BIG WORD! SMASH!

Dave: Well, that raps it up. Dr. Banner belives that to stop youth violence, you must use violence as a deterrent. An interesting viewpoint which I agree with.

Bruce: HULK SMASH!