COMFY SUEDE SNEAKERS- $295

Slightly worn. Features the new hi-tech "Honeycomb" ventilation system (inset) that allows not only air, but also large stones and water to pass right through the sole.

YULETIDE SHIRT- $59

Be the center of attention at the office Christmas party, or at Gran's with this festive design that features the inimitable Mr. Hankey!

TIBETAN MEDALLION- $67

Made of real Yak bone and inlaid with mysterious symbols, this medallion is sure to be a conversation starter.

BONE CARGO PANTS- $199

It's the style everyone is talking about! You've seen them on TV, now you can look like a movie star too with these fashionable and durable trousers.

"SOILED BROWN" TSHIRT- $695*

Turn heads in this season's hottest colour- SOILED BROWN! Features innovative ribbed cotton weave.

(*Cost does not include GST)

X-RAY SUNGLASSES- $12

See right through clothing! Special orange lenses developed for the U.S. Millitary block light waves that oscillate at 4070kHz- the exact frequency of light reflected from all forms of clothing fibre! Even synthetics!

UNUSED CONDOMS- $1/Box

MUST BE SOLD!!!!

All your favourite brands! Still in original unopened boxes. Close to expiration date.

DRUMS OF HAIR WAX- $98

Ideal for taming sideburns and cowlicks. Gives mulletts a greasy slickness, perfect for driving the sheilas wild at Summernats!