STOOPID INFO QUIZ
Name: Douglas Skullburger.
Sculling a schooner of New at a pub in Newcastle and then spewing it
straight back up all over the floor. Just managed to get to the loo
before the next lot came up and projectile vomited it a meter from the
doorway into the trough. That was a remarkable shot I thought.
you think of Ouija boards?: Spooky.
or without hats?: Hats rule! The Fifties style ones- caps make you look
like Fred Durst.
with or without nail polish?: With.
first meet a person of the opposite sex, you first notice...: Hair,
your perfect woman: Long dark hair, nice shapely legs. Dark, seductive,
Girls with really bubbly, frothy personalities- (irritating). Girls
with nothing to say- (what's the point?) Smokers- (taste bad).
TV shows: Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Freaks and Geeks, Hi-5.
on your mousepad? Blue- a factory standard mousepad.
concert you've been too: Nine Inch Nails at Alternative Nation (1995).
I've never seen anything that came close to being that good since then.
car, AC or open windows: Windows down. AC has a stale sickliness to
believe in yourself?: Implicitly.
board game: Chess, you can't beat the classics.
magazines: FHM, Rolling Stone.
drink: Toohey's Pils, VB on tap, Melbourne Bitter, or a bourbon and
cigarettes: Don't smoke.
sound: A whipbird call. So very foresty.
smell: Rain on hot concrete.
with or without ice cubes?: With, for the clinky sound.
in the world: Anticipation.
in the world: The way you feel when a girl you are emphatuated with
tells you "I like you as a friend".
thing to do on the weekend: Go out with friends and get drunk, sleep
in- then get up and veg out with movies.
that you always wanted: A fez.
soundtrack: Lost Highway.
your favourite sport to watch?: Tennis.
under your bed?: Boxes of old music magazines, my old art portfolio,
lots of porn.
you see yourself in ten years?: Happy.
the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning?: How much
longer can I sleep in?
get motion sickness?: Only if I read.
deadly or exciting?: Exciting- the bigger and scarier the better.
glass half empty or half full?: Half full.
sons names: Doug, or Douggie.
daughters names: Lillica, Bianca.
a good friend?: Usually.
or vanilla?: Dark chocolate.
like to drive?: I love it.
sleep with a stuffed animal?: No.
cool or scary?: Cool, especially if they cause blackouts.
people for a dinner party?:
Master Bass God and all round goon.
Glen Robins- For light comic releif.
George W Bush- So I can throw food at him.
Britney Spears and Ella Hooper- Poptarts for desert.
you wear to bed?: Boxers + T-shirt.
or briefs?: Boxers made of light stretchy cotton. My boys need room
to hang free.
eat stems of broccoli?: No.
could streak in front of one persons house, who would it be?: The Queen.
could have any occupation when you get older, what would it be?: Doomsday
got a tattoo, what & where would it be?: Two chinese dragons chasing
each others tails around my belly button.
your favourite brand of gum?: Wriggley's spearmint. I don't think you
can get it anymore.
your favourite quotes?:
pretzels are making me thirsty!"- Kramer on Seinfeld.
"Get your stinking paws off me you damned dirty ape!"- Charlton
Heston in Planet of the Apes.
"These jaguars can be pretty mean by crikey, I might have to smack
'im in the face."- Cartman on South Park.
"Ooooh, Aren't I lucky, I got a chunky bit!"- The leader of
the aliens in Peter Jackson's classic Bad Taste during the ceremonial
vomit eating scene.
Have you ever been in love?: No.
on your walls in your room?: Lots of posters- Neon genesis Evangelion,
a couple of wicked H.R. Geiger prints, some bands like Korn and Nine
Inch Nails, and a whole bunch of sweet brunettes.
song that best describes you or that you can relate to?: The Smashing
Pumpkins- "Crestfallen" and Korn- "Trash".
movies: Fight Club, Planet of the Apes, Lost Highway, Planes Trains
and Automobiles, Friday, American Beauty, Twelve Monkeys.
Foods: Thai, pasta.
Ice cream: Anything with chunky bits.
a genie in a bottle. What are your 3 wishes?:
girl who was made for me.
Everlasting good health.
To be able to fly like Superman.
Which kind of milk is your favourite milk?: Full cream, full fat, full
were to kill someone which method would you use?: I'd snap their neck
like in an action adventure movie.
a righty, lefty or ambidextrous?: Right.
type with your fingers on the right keys?: No.
ever been attacked by a big dog?: Yes, there were three big rotweilers.
They circled around with the barking and the gnashing of the teeth.
They looked pretty mean by crikey, and then something else attracted
their attention and they ran off. Also when I lived in Toormina, the
dog across the road really hated me and one day it got hold of my ankle.
But the only thing that made it big was that it was almost too fat to
could be one gardening tool, which one would you be?: An axe because
people are always polite to someone holding an axe.
of shoe would you be if you had the option to be a shoe?: A face smasher-
a big black boot with heavy soles, steel caps and lots of cool looking
buckles and straps.
could do anything to the person you hated most, what would you do?:
I'd seduce his wife and then email pictures of the escapade to all his
buddies... then we'd reveal it to him on Springer.