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A Few Words From Lisa
Official Words From Lisa posted by her at the Eyenetics.net board for the fans.
"I DIDN'T GET SKINNY FOR NOTHING MEANING...THAT I LOST MY PROPER WEIGHT THROUGH CLEANSING IN ORDER TO BETTER MYSELF ON MY JOURNEY TO HELP BETTER OTHERS. MEANING...THAT I AM GOING TO SPREAD WHAT I HAVE LEARNED AND THAT I DIDN'T GET SKINNY FOR NOTHING. THAT WHAT I LEARNED WON'T GO TO WASTE. IT WAS A JOKE THAT I GUESS SOME OF YOU TOOK THE WRONG WAY. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY IMAGE. I THOUGHT I WAS THE PERFECT SIZE ON THE HONEY COVER. BUT THAT WAS RIGHT BEFORE I WENT ON A 40 DAY FAST. MY IMAGE AND ALL THE WORKING OUT I DID TO GET PREPARED TO LOOK GOOD TOOK A BACK SEAT TO A SPIRITUAL JOURNEY. LIKE I SAID... I DIDN'T GET SKINNY FOR NOTHING."
-2/02
"I KNOW ONE THING... THIS SITE COST MORE THAN MY HOUSE DID. IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED I HAVEN'T CHARGED ANYONE A SUBSCRIPTION FEE. I FIGURED CHARGING PEOPLE TO ADVERTISE ON THE SITE WOULD BE A BETTER WAY TO HELP PAY FOR SOME OF THE COSTS RATHER THAN CHARGING THE FANS. MAYBE SELLING MERCHANDISE WOULD HELP PAY. MOST OF YOU HAVE NOTHING BUT COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE T-SHIRTS SO I PUT UP A POLL SO YOU PICK YOUR OWN DESIGNS. STILL COMPLAINTS. I PERSONALLY DID DESIGNS MYSELF. I'D THINK THERE WAS VALUE IN THAT... PERSONALLY DESIGNED BY ME. I PERSONALLY ANSWER THE ADVICE SECTION. I DON'T RECALL TOO MANY OTHER ARTISTS WHO GIVE THIS MUCH. YET THEY ALL WANNA TALK ABOUT WHO'S NOT DOING WHAT. LIKE MY GROUP MEMBERS. ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS. REMEMBER THAT. HOW MANY PEOPLE THINK SOME OF THE FANS ARE JUST HATING?"
-2/02
"WOW! I JUST READ MY COMMENT AND IT SEEMED SO HARSH...ANYWAY, NATINA FROM BLAQUE AGREES THAT YOU HAVE NO IDEA. SHE SAID TO TELL YA'LL WHAT'S UP AND TOLD ME TO MAKE SURE I SPREAD LOVE EVERYDAY ON THIS SITE. WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT EVERYDAY, BUT HERE'S FOR THE REST OF THIS WEEK... THIS MESSAGE IS SEALED WITH ABSOLUTE PURE LOVE FROM THE HEART AND SOUL OF LISA "LEFT EYE" LOPES A.K.A. SUPERNOVA... WITH HELP FROM THE BIG VOICE WITHIN... N.I.N.A. AND PLEASE... SPEAK YOUR MIND! THAT'S WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR, BUT TRUST THAT I'M GONNA SPEAK MINE TOO!"
-2/02
"DAWG, JUST TURN THE VOLUME DOWN! IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN, THE REASON FOR THE SMALLER THAN AVERAGE WINDOW IS TO ACCOMMODATE THE ANIMATION. THE FILES WOULD TAKE MUCH LONGER TO LOAD AND WOULD PROBABLY CRASH YOUR COMPUTER IF THE WINDOW WERE ANY BIGGER. HOWEVER, THE FORUM WINDOW ON EYENETICS IS A POP-UP WINDOW THAT IS SEPARATE FROM THE SMALLER ANIMATION WINDOW. IT IS ADJUSTABLE TO SIZE. JUST STRETCH THE SCREEN. I PERSONALLY GO THROUGH CYBERTLC TO GET TO THE FORUM WHEN I'M IN A HURRY. WHEN I HAVE A LITTLE TIME, I SURF THROUGH EYENETICS."
-2/02
"THIS IS A TRIP. I WAKE UP EVERYDAY WITH ME, I EAT WITH ME, I TALK WITH ME, I WORK WITH ME, I GO TO BED WITH ME, I WAS BORN WITH ME, AND I'LL DIE WITH ME. HAVING SAID ALL OF THAT, NO-ONE KNOWS ME BETTER THAN ME. WELL...OUTSIDE OF GOD. YOU ALL HAVE A LOT TO SAY AND ONLY I KNOW WHAT'S ACCURATE WHEN IT COMES TO WHO I AM, AND WHY I DO THE THINGS THAT I DO. IT'S A TRIP TO READ YOUR COMMENTS BECAUSE SOME OF YOU ARE ON POINT, BUT SOME OF YOU SOUND CRAZY AS HELL. THAT JUST REMINDS ME THAT I COULD BE TOTALLY WRONG ABOUT WHAT I MAY THINK ABOUT OTHERS. THERE'S A REASON FOR EVERYTHING, BUT TO THINK I KNOW WHAT THE REASON IS AND I DON'T WAKE UP WITH THESE PEOPLE EVERYDAY, YET I PASS JUDGMENT LIKE I AM GOD... THERE IS A BIG CHANCE IN HELL THAT I'M THE ONE WHO'S WRONG. EVEN IF PEOPLE DO LIE TO ME AND CHEAT ME. I DON'T KNOW WHY! SO...MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T JUDGE EACH OTHER. MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T SPEAK NEGATIVE ABOUT ANYONE OR ANYTHING. MAYBE I SHOULDN'T JUDGE L.A. MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL KEEP IT POSITIVE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL CONCENTRATE ON WORKING TO BETTER OURSELVES. THAT'S MY INTENT. WHAT ABOUT YOU? REMEMBER THIS... ENERGY IS LIKE A MAGNET. THAT INCLUDES ACTIONS, WORDS, AND THOUGHTS. WHAT PEOPLE PUT OUT WILL COME BACK TO THEM. THAT INCLUDES THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND IN BETWEEN. I WELCOME YOUR THOUGHTS, BUT CAN WE ALL GROW TOGETHER."
-1/02
"I am SOOOO mad with Me too! I would LOVE to just be ME. No make-up, No extra Hair, nothing on it at all! Would You all like that? It was so last minute that I wasn't prepared. Instead of going with My first thought, I asked someone for their advice... "The sweatsuit or the get-up?" As You can see, I made a mistake! Maybe that's why My mood wasn't right. I'm not trying to be someone different. What You saw was Me not comfortable with Me. Thanks for Your advice. I must constantly remind Myself to not get distracted and listen to My heart... And I hope everyone else does the same!"
-1/02
"SO, I HAVE TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT I THOUGHT MY OUTFIT ON 106 AND PARK KINDA SUCKED! IT WAS ALL GOOD WHEN I WAS STANDING UP, BUT THE SCRUNCHED UP PANTS IN THE PINK BOOTS WITH THA ORANGE WIG WAS NOT WORKIN SITTIN DOWN LOOKIN LIKE K.I.M.A. THE DANG WIG MATCHED SUGE'S JACKET BETTER. NO NEED TO FALL APART OVER THE IMAGE. IT WILL DEFINITELY IMPROVE!"
-1/02
"WHAT'S UP CHRIS???
MY SUPERNOVA PASSWORD ISN'T WORKING. IS THAT A SIGN OR SOMETHING? ANYWAY... WHAT'S UP EVERYONE!!! HOW WAS YOUR CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS? DON'T BE AFRAID TO SAY IT SUCKED IF IT DID! MY CHRISTMAS WAS GREAT! MY NEW YEAR WAS HORRIBLE! I WAS UPSET CAUSE I WAS ALL ALONE! SO I WENT OUT ALL BY MYSELF AND HAD ONE TOO MANY DRINKS. THAT WAS STUPID... DON'T DO WHAT I DID!!! TWO STRANGE GUYS FROM THA CLUB DROPPED ME AND MY CAR OFF SAFELY AT MY FRONT DOORSTEP. EITHER MY ANGELS WERE AT WORK OR THE CLUB WAS AFRAID SUGE WOULD BEAT THEIR ASS IF I DIDN'T GET HOME SAFE! DO NOT TRY THAT AT HOME! I SHOULDN'T HAVE! SO, LOOKS AS IF ITS GOTTEN PRETTY HOT IN HERE! I WILL WHOOP FOXY'S ASS! I'M JUST PLAYING! YOU GUYS SHOULD KNOW I DO NOT ADVOCATE VIOLENCE... AND THA BATTLE THING, SHE'S PROBABLY BETTER THAN LEFT EYE.... BUT NOBODY'S BETTER THAN NINA!!! AND WHAT UP WITH YOU TAE? I AIN'T MAD AT YA! THIS IS THE EYENETICS FORUM SO SAY WHAT YOU FEEL. I LOVE SUGE! THAT'S HOW I FEEL. I'MMA KEEP IT REAL FOR YOU AND THE REST OF THA WORLD OUT THERE. AND WHO'S THIS ANIMA CHICK? AT LEAST SHE GOT THA FORUMS JUMPIN FOR A HOT SECOND IF NOTHIN ELSE.
AND EVERYONE ELSE, THANKS FOR KEEPIN THA HOUSE IN ORDER! IT'S A MESSY JOB BUT SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT! OH, AND I SPEAK A LITTLE SPANISH... !HOLA! ?QUE TAL? ?COMO ESTAS? !TRANQUILO! !MUY BIEN! !MUCHAS GRACIAS! BY THE WAY, I ADDED MORE TOPICS TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING ELSE TO THINK ABOUT BESIDES SUCKING UP LEFT EYE'S ASS. HAVE A WONDERFUL BLESSED NEW YEAR AND BE POSITIVE AND SAFE!!! "
-1/02
"Hello Everyone! IF ANYONE HAS DRAWING SKILLS OR KNOWS OF ANYONE WHO DOES, I AM LOOKING TO GET AN AMAZING PIECE OF ARTWORK TATTOOD ON MY BACK. A RATHER LARGE PIECE. THE WINNER WILL GET HIS/HER ARTWORK INKED INTO MY SKIN FOREVER. I'LL ALSO INK THE DESIGN ONTO THE BACKS OF A COUPLE OF T-SHIRTS AND SELL THE SHIRTS AS PART OF MY CLOTHING LINE. I WILL ALSO SPLIT THE PROFITS FROM THE SALES OF THE TATTOOD T'S WITH THE WINNER, AND I'LL GIVE A PERCENTAGE OF THE PROFITS TO A CHARITY OF THE WINNER'S CHOICE! THE CONTEST STARTS NOW. HERE ARE A COUPLE OF IDEAS TO GET YOU STARTED... I am commemorating the Death of something old, and the Beginning of something New. There is a female Knight involved for Victory. There is the number 10 involved for Perfection. There is a Red Panther involved for Perseverance. There are Dove Wings involved for Peace. There is a Sun involved for Power. YOU DRAW IT INTO PERSPECTIVE, THE WAY YOU SEE IT. ---OR--- YOU MAY SEE SOMETHING TOTALLY DIFFERENT THAT I HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF. I AM OPEN TO ALL MEANINGFUL DESIGNS AND IDEAS! I would like to get to crackin' on getting My piece done. The contest will last as long as it takes until I find Something that I LOVE!!! Or it could only take a few DAYS. Please submit all drawings to JAY at Tha TATTOOD Row. Call this number for a mailing address (310)852-5000. I will post all entries in World Number Four, Fan Art for Power Refinement. LOVE, PEACE, AND HAPPINESS ALWAYS... Supernova 3.-16
P.S. If You wanna know My comments on SUGE, visit the CYBERTLC forum in the TLC section under NINA and KNIGHT; SUGE and EYE."
-11/01
"What's up Folks. I'm having a ball and Ya'll are not about to cramp My style. Check this Out.DOES ANYONE REALLY KNOW THIS MAN? I have had the Pleasure of spending the last 30 days with Him. Let Me let You in on a couple of things that You could only get from Me. O.K... YOU GOT IT TWISTED... is number One. The whole industry is full of SNAKES and RATS. SUGE is more like a RUBY RED PANTHER. He is One of a kind. He is the only Animal in the whole Animal Kingdom who has FREED baby CUBS who have gotten caught up in the Nasty Traps of SNAKES and RATS. Then they paint the picture as if He's THE DEVIL HIMSELF. The SNAKES and RATS do all the gossiping and the lying. Well, I'm not a SNAKE and I'm not a RAT. Matter of fact, I'm just what the PANTHER Ordered. AND TO COOL YOUR NERVES down a bit... LEFT EYE isn't going anywhere... LEFT EYE is in the studio with TLC. Stuff is HOT! NINA is in the studio with THA ROW. She's a New Breed to the Jungle. She's also One of a Kind. Well that's all for now. Your faces are probably ALL like this right now... [multiple confused, happy, and sad faces] That's Cool... LMAO. I appreciate Your concern and We will definitely keep You posted... First!"
-11/01
"IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW ADAM, WOULD YOU TAKE THE SNAKE'S WORD FOR WHAT HAPPENED IN THE GARDEN?
THIS IS FOR ALL THE IDIOTS WHO STILL WANT TO SPEAK NEGATIVELY ON THE MATTER AND DON'T GET IT. THE SNAKES AND RATS HAD TLC IN BANKRUPTCY COURT. THEY HAD TUPAC BEHIND BARS. THEY HAD SNOOP UP FOR A MURDER CASE. THEY OWN THE INDUSTRY. THEY WRITE THE LAWS. THEY ROB. THEY LIE. THEY STEAL. THEY ALSO KILL. SO WHO'S THE BAD GUY? IF YOU ASSUME STUFF, THEN YOU COULD BE MAKING AN ASS OUT OF ME AND U. I ALWAYS ADMIRED ROBIN HOOD. WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO PATRIOTISM IN 2001?"
-11/01
"To answer Your question... Yes. You can make everything from soups, desserts, breakfast, lunches, dinners, snacks, smoothies, shakes, sauces, breads, spreads and more. To get some ideas, look at other recipes. You can find them on the web and in the library or in the book stores or at Your Grandma's house. Just remember to substitute Maple Syrup with Sugar, or Almond Milk with Cow's Milk, or Portabella Mushrooms with Steak, etc. You can only use the ingredients from the list to be eligible to win a spot in the Cheft Eye cookbook for the Recipe Contest. Lots of Love & Peace Out."
-11/01
"I have to be quite honest with You guys...The record company was not willing to pay for the balls. Even when I offered to pay for them Myself they kept screwing Me around with paying Me My back-end money, less the ball costs. I, to this day, have not received the balance of My money for completing the album. And, I literally spent weeks designing the ball from building all of the models to doing the computer graphics. So... If You would please forward all ball requests and complaints to mark.shimmel@bmge.com It would definitely help. He is the Head of marketing at Arista and He needs to know what the fans really want and are expecting. Now that I have restored faith that there is interest in the ball, I will be more than happy to put in a small order for those of You who want to order one online here at Eyenetics. The more who are interested the less it will cost. The ball manufacturer has been ready to go. "Hey Chris! Can we get a poll together to tally up how many people are willing to order a ball?" Thanks Guys! We will get this taken care of one way or another. It's good that You stand up for Yourselves! Peace Out and Be Safe!!!"
-11/01
"I'M GLAD TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE RECEIVING YOUR STICKERS. BY THE WAY, ARISTA DID NOT MISSPELL THE NAME... THE PRINTING COMPANY DID. THERE WERE 140 NAMES ON THE LIST THAT I RECEIVED FROM COUDA AND COURT AND YOU ALL SHOULD BE RECEIVING YOUR STICKERS SOON. THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP IN PROMOTING MY PROJECT. I WILL BE STREAMING THE ENTIRE ALBUM "SUPERNOVA" FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE, COMMENTS, AND REVIEWS ON AUGUST 16, 2001 AT EYENETICS.COM."
-8/01
"First off, I Love Your Sight... but let's get down to business. As I registered, there were a set of rules that I was asked to agree to....You are in Contempt of Your own Rules! Not only have You posted copy written material, but Your lyrics are Inaccurate! I do not appreciate being misquoted! Your Opinions are well taken, but You must refrain from spreading any lies, material which is knowingly false and/or defamatory, inaccurate, hateful, obscene, invasive of a persons privacy, or posting material that is copyrighted in connection with TLC or SUPERNOVA! What You have done is most WHACK in My Eyes!"
-8/01
Chris: LOL
Chris: Lorenzo was telling me about his
control trip
Chris: How he was in the studio and you
tried telling Dallas a better way of doing
something, and he told you to sit down and not
tell him how to do his job...
Left Eye: YUP BUT HE DIDN'T TELL YOU
WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT
Chris: And what was that?
Left Eye: AFTER THAT HE ASKED ME
HOW SOMETHING SOUNDED AND I
TOLD HIM I'M NOT GONNA EVEN TRY
TO DO HIS JOB AND I SAT BACK AND
HAD A DRINK, I COULD JUST SEE HIS
NOSTRILS FLARING
Chris: You should have walked out of
there.
Chris: You put up with enough ****.
Left Eye: I THINK I CAUSED ENOUGH
TROUBLE THAT DAY, LET ALONE
TRYING TO WALK OUT
Left Eye: THERE GOES MY SCREEN
AGAIN
Chris: Doesn't he care about how you
feel about him? If anyone is nice to you
whatsoever, you're nice back times ten
Chris: Why doesn't he treat you with
respect?
Left Eye: HE DOESN'T CARE AS LONG AS
HE GETS HIS MONEY
Chris: Exactly. How does Chilli feel
about it all?
Chris: Does she really love the guy?
Left Eye: SO SHE SAYS
Chris: I can't see how personally. What
does she do about you two fighting though?
Doesn't it bother her?
Left Eye: RO TRIES NOT TO GET
INVOLVED CAUSE SHE DON'T WANT TO
START FIGHTS BETWEEN THEM TWO
Chris: That's not even right. How does
it all come back on you though? Like because
you don't get along with Dallas, and don't want to
be around him, that it is your fault you miss
dates?
Left Eye: RO TELLS ME NOT TO TAKE
HIM TOO SERIOUSLY
Chris: Yeah, easy to say. I think it's all a
big mess. I can see exactly where you're coming
from, not wanting to record a TLC record again.
Chris: But you also need to remember
how close you three are, and not let the
differences of a man get between you all.
Left Eye: RIGHT NOW I JUST WANT TO
PROVE TO THEM WITH MY SOLO THAT I
CAN MAKE IT WITHOUT THEM, AND
WHAT HAPPENED TODAY MAKES ME
EVEN MORE DETERMINED
Chris: And you will. You are
multi-talented in many ways, and you'll succeed.
Then hopefully they'll see what an asset you are
to the group, and without you there IS NO TLC.
Left Eye: AMEN
Chris: That's what I see as the biggest
problem. Taking you for granted.
Chris: EVERYONE was saying "There
is no TLC without Left Eye. If she is only on 3
songs, this will not be a TLC record, it will be a
TC record."
Chris: And I don't think that they realize
that the fans are in it for TLC, not for Tionne and
Chilli
Left Eye: I GOT A COUPLE SONGS ON
FANMAIL THAT ARE MINE
Chris: That's good, because people love
hearing you, and when we heard that you would
only be on 3 songs, people were PISSED OFF.
Chris: I think that the other two and
Dallas need to realize that when you succeed on
your solo album, which you will, that you don't
need them, they need you. It wasn't right at all of
Tionne to say that about you not applying youself
and if you don't you should get the **** out of the
group.
Left Eye: YEAH WELL DALLAS THINKS
TIONNE GOT A VERY UNIQUE VOICE
AND SHE SHOULD DOMINATE THE
ALBUM CAUSE IT'LL SELL, WELL THEN
WHY THE **** DON'T HE JUST
PRODUCE A SOLO ALBUM FOR HER
Chris: Exactly. TLC is TLC. Three
women putting their talents together equally. Not
one dminating the other two because she is more
'marketable'
Chris: I'd be bitter if I were you.
Chris: Dallas isn't the one that should be
controlling the group, and yet he seems to be the
one calling all of the shots. He's not only messing
up a group in the process, but a group member,
which is much worse.
Left Eye: DAMN I'M LETTING GO MY
FEELINGS LIKE THIS TO A FAN, IT AIN'T
RIGHT
Chris: Don't worry about it.
Chris: I feel you totally
Chris: And it won't get out or anything.
Chris: And I feel like I've known you all
my life.
Left Eye: CHRIS THIS IS NOT THE FIRST
TIME YOU'VE KEPT ME ON THIS
COMPUTER FOR HOURS
Chris: LOL, I know.
Chris: But that's the thing. I feel like i
can RELATE to you, which doesn' happen often
Left Eye: I ONLY WANTED TO SEE IF
LORENZO WAS ONLINE AND
THEREFORE I STAY THE WHOLE NIGHT
Chris: It's cool though. I thought you
might like to talk a bit....
Chris: You can go whenever.
Left Eye: I SHOULD COME ONLINE WHEN
YOU NOT ON, THAT WAY I DON'T
GOTTA WORRY ABOUT STAYING PUT
FOR HOURS
Chris: LOL. See, why do you do that?
Chris: I just love talking to you, and
you're so easy to talk to....
Left Eye: CAUSE YOU CAN'T STOP
TALKING AND ACUTALLY IT FEELS
GOOD TO TELL THIS TO SOMEBODY
EVEN THOUGH IT'S A FAN, CAUSE ME
AND LORENZO DON'T INVOLVE MY
CAREER IN OUR RELATIONSHIP
Chris: Thanks for trusting me enough to
tell me this.
Chris: You're feelings are safe with me.
I won't start no "Lisa isn't liking Dallas..." fights or
anything. I'm cool withit.
Chris: And don't consider me just a 'fan'
Chris: If you haven't noticed, I like you
as a person, not just because you're in TLC
Left Eye: AIGHT WELL THAT'S GOOD
Chris: And I just hope you work it all
out.
Chris: And what you said about being
messed up in the head in that chat, I don't see
that at all. You've learned from your
experiences, and it's shaped you as who you are
today. You're not messed up, you're Lisa. The
one and only
Left Eye: I SEE YOU'VE ADDED A
MESSAGE BOARD TO YOUR PAGE
Chris: Yeah
Chris: I have to edit that message board.
Left Eye: I DON'T MIND TALKING TO
YOU LIKE THIS BUT JUST TRY NOT TO
GET THE MORE WEIRD FANS LIKE THIS
CHATUGE69 PERSON WHO KEEPS
EMAILING ME LIKE THERE IS NO
TOMORROW INVOLVED
Chris: Don't worry
Chris: I won't
Chris: Me and Lorenzo were talking
about her.
Chris: She asked him if he wore thong
underwear!?
Chris: LOL
Left Eye: WHO DID ?
Chris: Chatuge69
Chris: LOL
Chris: Remember her? She asked you
to name your first child after her.
Chris: LOL
Left Eye: OHHHH
Left Eye: U FOR REAL? I DON'T
REMEMBER..
Chris: YES!
Chris: Christina Marie
Chris: She asked you ten times
Chris: You never answered her
Chris: She asked if you thought her
name was pretty at first
Left Eye: I DON'T REMEMBER
Chris: And if you ever need to talk,
which you always say you don't want to talk
about it, don't even think about not asking me.
Left Eye: LORENZO NEED TO GET UP
AND TURN HIS PHONE BACK ON
Chris: LOL
Chris: Still busy?
Left Eye: I'M GETTING ME A PHONE
CARD ON WEDNESDAY, NEXT TIME I
COME ONLINE AFTER THAT, ANYBODY
WHO SEND ME AN INSTANT MESSAGE
I'LL CALL THEM
Left Eye: EVEN CHATUGE69
Chris: LOL, even her?
Chris: You there?
Left Eye: I AM NOW
Chris: You get my number?
Left Eye: YES I WROTE IT ON MY MOUSE
PAD
Chris: LOL
Chris: Cool
Left Eye: GOT NO WHERE ELSE TO WRITE
IT
Chris: So what's planned for tomorrow?
Left Eye: I GOT THE WHOLE WEEK OFF,
MY HOLIDAY
Chris: Until you get a call.
Chris: And they make you drop what
you're doing and go go the studio
Chris: LOL
Left Eye: NOPE HE TOLD US WE GOT THE
WEEK OFF, WE DON'T GOT TO BE IN
THE STUDIO, SIDES HIS NUMBER IS
BLOCKED ON MY CELL AS OF
TOMORROW
Chris: LOL!!!!!
Chris: Hey, be watching at LaFace in a
couple days, I sent your package.
Left Eye: OH NO
Chris: Yeah.
Chris: Don't start things you can't finish
Chris: LOL
Chris: I sent you something else you said
you didn thave too.
Chris: LOL
Chris: And a card.
Left Eye: I'LL GO BY THERE TOMORROW
AND TELL THE PEEPS THERE IF
ANYTHING FROM A 'CHRIS' ARRIVES
SEND IT BACK ASAP
Chris: LOL, don't start.
Chris: Your CD is in there too.....
Chris: If that comes back to me, you'll
see pictures of the one above the old chatroom
on every part of my page, and I'll e-mail you with
them as the background.
Left Eye: AIGHT, THANKS, I WAS GONNA
BUY IT AT THE MALL THE OTHER DAY
BUT I THOUGHT OF YOU AND SAID I
DON'T WANT TO DO THAT
Chris: Cool, thanks for remembering me.
Left Eye: DO YOU GOT A PICTURE OF
YOU ONLINE?
Chris: **** no. My scanner is all messed
up. Tha's why there's no new TLC pics.
Chris: Do you?
Left Eye: YOU ASKING ME IF I GOT SOME
PICTURES OF ME ONLINE?
Chris: Yeah!
Chris: I wanna see Lorenzo too! He
didn't have one of him though
Chris: I mean YOUR pictures of you
Chris: THere's pictures of you
EVERYWHERE online
Left Eye: GO TO YOUR PAGE AND CLICK
ON 'LEFT EYE PICS' AND YOU'LL SEE
PLENTY, MORE THAN YOUR EYES CAN
HANDLE AT ONCE
Chris: LOL
Chris: Yeah, some of them are more
than I can handle at once....
Chris: Have you checked them out?
Left Eye: NOPE
Left Eye: SHOULD I?
Chris: I dunno.....
Chris: There's some damn hot ones of
you in there.....
Chris: If you like looking at yourself.
Left Eye: BUT IF I DO CHECK THEM OUT,
YOU'LL BE STUCK WITH ME TELLING
YOU TO TAKE THAT OFF AND THAT
OFF AND THAT ONE OVER THERE, AND
THEN NOTHING WILL BE LEFT ON
YOUR PAGE
Chris: LOL
Chris: WHy are you so critical of
yourself?
Chris: You are your worst enemy, I can
tell
Left Eye: I'M LOADING THEM RIGHT NOW
Chris: There's more than you'll ever be
able to see anywhere.
Chris: I have the most.
Chris: LOL, some of them you look
pretty funny in too....
Chris: And I"im getting some old old
ones of you too in the mail from Traci....
Left Eye: I'M SORRY BUT I COULDN'T
TAKE IT ANYMORE
Chris: LOL
Left Eye: I LEFT
Chris: Why?
Left Eye: I DON'T LIKE LOOKING AT
MYSELF
Chris: And just think, there's what, 6
sections of you?
Chris: Why not? You said somewhere
you don't always find tourself beautiful. How's
that?
Chris: Don't leave yet
Chris: I'm back
Chris: I was kicked
Left Eye: I'D BE ABLE TO CRITICIZE EACH
AND EVERY ONE OF THOSE PICTURES
Left Eye: SOMETHING HAS TO BE
WRONG IN ALL OF THEM
Chris: Exactly. My secret enemy is your
own self.
Left Eye: I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE YOU
LEFT
Chris: And yet I don't find a thing wrong
with any of them.
Chris: LOL, thanks for not noticiing.
Chris: Lorenzo was telling me not to
have you get any new programs like ICQ
Chris: Retarded thing
Chris: It just booted me off again
Left Eye: BRB
Chris: k
Left Eye: BACK I HAD TO POTTY
Chris: LOL
Chris: I hear your house is really nice.
Chris: 4 bedrooms?
Chris: 15 rooms?
Left Eye: SOMETHING LIKE THAT
Chris: Cool, well keep one of them
open, cuz i"m moving in.
Left Eye: SURE YOU NEED HELP MOVING
IN?
Chris: Yep
Chris: Ihave a lot of stuff
Chris: Just got a new stereo, now my
TV blew sky high, so I have to get a new one
tomorrow. I'll be waiting at the LEP doorstep
with my things.
Left Eye: YOU'LL BE WAITING THERE FOR
A LONG TIME I'M AFRAID
Chris: You'll show up sometime.
Chris: Or I'll follow Ida howm
Chris: Scratch that, I don't like her.
Left Eye: WHY DON'T YOU LIKE HER??
Chris: She's a mean *****.
Chris: Remember when you told me I
could ask for her and she'd get you a message?
Chris: I calledup once, and she's liek
"Well I'm sorry, but Lisa didn't tellme any of this.
Here, try LaFace, here's the number...."
Left Eye: FOR SURE
Chris: She's nasty online too
Left Eye: SHE'S NICE
Left Eye: WELL TO ME
Chris: LOL
Chris: Who isn't?
Chris: If sh'es not nice to you, then her
ass gets fired.
Chris: So what are you getting me for
Christmas?
Left Eye: I'LL SEND YOU SOME OF THE
CLOTHES I BOUGHT
Chris: LOL
Chris: How can ANYONE fit into your
clothes?
Left Eye: YOU HAVE TO WISH VERY
HARD
Left Eye: AND MABYE IT'LL COME TRUE
Chris: That's what the card I sent you
says
Chris: LOL
Left Eye: I BOUGHT SOME TOMMY STUFF
Left Eye: A HAT
Chris: Yeah, some nasty ghetto monkey
hat.
Chris: Some of his things are nasty.
Left Eye: I DON'T LIKE HIS JEANS
Chris: You look DAAMMMMMNNN
fine in those dark blue ones on the 17 shoot
Left Eye: NO I MEAN LIKE HIS BLUE
JEANS, IT'S NASTY
Chris: Nah, they're cool. You're just
confused. What do you were anyway?
Chris: wear
Left Eye: I DON'T EVEN WEAR BLUE
JEANS
Chris: What do you were?
Left Eye: I WEAR GIRLIE CLOTHES NOW
Chris: What happened to you?
Chris: Fall and bump your head?
Chris: LOL, it's cool though, you
represent well.
Left Eye: NO I'M FINE, I STILL GO BAGGY
WHEN I'M JUST CHILLING LIKE RIGHT
NOW, BUT WHEN I GO OUT I HAVE ON
TIGHT CLOTHES, WELL NOT REALLY
TIGHT BUT MORE GIRLIE LIKE
Chris: Hey, what was ever up with that
Mary J. Blige thing? I heard a while ago TLC
was *****ing with her about Jodeci or someting....
Left Eye: WE WAS ALL TALKING CASUAL
AND NOW YOU BRING UP BUSINESS
AGAIN
Chris: LOL
Chris: Yeah. I broke the mood
Chris: Forget it
Chris: It's cool
Chris: So, what are you gonna do in
NY?
Left Eye: YOU'D BE HORRIBLE IN THE
STUDIO
Chris: WHy's that?
Chris: Business business business?
Chris: It's because your lifestyle
fascinates me.
Left Eye: WHEN YOUR IN THE STUDIO
YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR PERSONAL
LIFE OUT, AND JUST CONCENTRATE ON
WORK, U CAN'T JUST POP UP AND SAY
HEY T HOW IS YOUR MAN? U KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYING, IT'LL BREAK THE
CONCENTRATION
Chris: LOL
Chris: I feel you. Who is T"s man now
anyway? LOL
Left Eye: DON'T ASK ME
Chris: You don't know?
Left Eye: I DON'T THINK SHE GOT ONE
Left Eye: SHE A SINGLE WOMAN, YOU
WANT HER? KEEP HER STRAIGHT AND
OUTTA MY BUSINESS?
Chris: Nah, you'll be mine soon enough.
I don't want her anymore.
Left Eye: I'M GONNA BOUNCE AT 3 I
THINK
Chris: You THINK....
Chris: Alright.
Chris: What's that, half an hour?
Left Eye: OH YOU KNOW LAST TIME I
WAS ONLINE WHAT HAPPENED?
Chris: What?
Chris: Did yu ever find your damn card
you were searching for?
Left Eye: I SAID MY GOODBYES TO
EVERYBODY AND WENT DOWNSTAIRS
AND WHAT I DIDN'T KNOW IS THAT I
DIDN'T COME OFFLINE, AND LIKE AT 6
IN THE MORNING I REALIZE I'M STILL
LOGGED ON
Chris: YEAH!
Left Eye: YOU WERE ON??
Chris: I sent you messages like "What is
up with you, why you still on?"
Chris: yes!
Chris: I was on!
Chris: I did an all-nighter
Chris: With school that morning
Left Eye: YOU CRAZY
Left Eye: SOMETIMES I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO LOG OFF THIS THING
Chris: LOL
Chris: Lorenzo was telling me horror
stories
Chris: About teaching you how to get
ON the internet
Chris: LOL
Left Eye: OH IT'S HARD
Chris: You'd call him up "I forgot how to
go online..."
Chris: LOL, you're funny.
Chris: WHy did you buy a computer
anyway?
Left Eye: YEAH I DID THAT A COUPLE
TIMES
Left Eye: I HAVE TO CLICK ON LIKE 4
THINGS BEFORE I GET TO THE AOL
WINDOW, OH GOD AFTER THAT I
GOTTA REMEMBER MY PASSWORD
Chris: LOL
Chris: Imagine that.
Chris: You'll learn though
Left Eye: WELL IF I DIDNT' BUY ONE, I
WOULDN'T BE TALKIGN TO YOU NOW
HUH
Chris: I know!
Chris: Tha's what I'm saying@
Chris: Why did yo ubuy one though?
Chris: Like for what reason?
Chris: IT was your destiny I guess.
Chris: To talk to me.
Left Eye: NO REASON AT ALL, I WAS
JUST SHOPPING IN CALI AND WENT BY
A COMPUTER STORE AND WENT IN
AND THOUGHT THIS COMPUTER
LOOKED DOPE AND BOUGHT ONE
Chris: LOL
Chris: You thought it LOOKED dope!?
Chris: LOL
Left Eye: YEAH IT LOOKED DOPE
Chris: You are in a class all by yourself.
Chris: I bet you can't even tell me what
speed your comptuer is can you?
Left Eye: I NEVER ACTUALLY HOOKED IT
UP TO AOL TILL AFTER THE 3MONTH I
GOT IT, NEVER USED IT BEFORE THAT
THOUGH
Left Eye: THESE THINGS RUN ON SPEED?
Chris: LOL
Chris: Yeah
Chris: By Megahertz.
Chris: The higher megahertz, the faster
and better your computer runs.
Left Eye: I THOUGHT THE MORE MONEY
IT COSTS THE BETTER IT IS
Chris: So, you still feeling ****ty and
pissed off?
Chris: LOL, the more money will do it
usually, unless they rip you off.
Left Eye: NO ACTUALLY I TOTALLY
FORGOT ABOUT TIONNE AND HER
CAN'T MIND HER BUSINESS SITUATION
Chris: LOL, that's good
Chris: See, you should come online
more often
Chris: You can vent your feelings on me
and then forget about it.
Left Eye: IF I CAME ONLINE EVERYTIME I
HAD A PROBLEM, I'D BE ONLINE QUITE
A LOT
Chris: That's cool with me :-)
Left Eye: WHAT TIME IS IT THERE?
Chris: 1:50 am
Chris: How about there?
Left Eye: 3:02AM
Chris: My clock must be off.
Chris: LOL
Chris: It isd.
Chris: No wait
Chris: Yours is.
Chris: It shouldd only be 2:30 there
Chris: Alright?
Left Eye: NOPE IT'S 3AM HERE
Chris: No, it's 2:30 trust me.
Chris: LOL
Left Eye: NO YOU NEED TO GO CHECK
YOUR WATCH, IT'S 3AM
Chris: Just kidding.
Chris: I know, I just don't want you to
go yet
Left Eye: DAMN I'M SLOW, I DIDN'T
REALIZE YOU WERE GETTING AT THAT
Chris: LOL
Chris: Yeah, see
Chris: It's not time to go yet
Left Eye: I COULD STAY, BUT YOU GOT
SCHOOL
Chris: No I don't
Chris: Christmas vacation
Left Eye: OHHHH OK
Chris: So you're not off the hook.
Chris: LOL
Left Eye: YOU LYING TO ME?
Chris:
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHH
Chris: I can't answer that.
Chris: Yeah, I have school tomorrow.
Chris: But it's cool
Left Eye: TOLD YA, I CAN SMELL A LIAR
FROM A DISTANCE AWAY
Chris: You smelled the wrong one last
time though
Left Eye: WHERE DID YOUR FRIEND
HAVE TO GO?
Chris: Traci?
Chris: She went to be.
Chris: bed.
Chris: Anyone else IMing you?
Left Eye: NO ONLY YOU THE CRAZY ONE
STAYING UP THIS LATE TO TALK TO ME
OF ALL PEOPLE
Chris: LOL
Chris: Imagine that.
Chris: ***** disconnected me
Chris: Who got you your laptop?
Left Eye: I SAID I BOUGHT IT MYSELF
Chris: I got disconnected before you
answered.
Chris: Sorry.
Chris: Did that one look dope too?
Chris: Oooohh, I just remembered
something I wanted to ask you....
Left Eye: DIAFJDkjijsd KJK
Chris: You said in Mad Rhythms you got
your nipple pierced for some guy, who's that?
Chris: What's that ****?
Left Eye: **** I DROPPED IT
Chris: LOLLLLLLLLLL
Left Eye: SORRY
Chris: I was like, "She's messin' up
here..."
Chris: You said in Mad Rhythms you got
your nipple pierced for some guy, who's that?
Left Eye: UH DO YOU GOTTA KNOW?
Left Eye: IT WAS FOR YOU ACTUALLY
Chris: Yeah, unless you wanna be shady
about it.
Chris: Oh, I knew it!
Chris: For real though, who was it? You
ain't gotta tell me, I'm just wondering.
Left Eye: IT WAS FOR A GUY
Chris: Alright, leave it at that I guess.
Chris: This is now 3 things you wont' tell
me
Chris: I'm keeping a nt.
Chris: LOL
Chris: count.
Chris: So, did you get plastered on New
Years?
Left Eye: UH DO YOU GOTTA KNOW
THAT
Chris: LOL
Chris: You don't share your New Years
experience at all or what.
Chris: Won't tell me about last year either.
Left Eye: I HAD SOMETHIN TO SIP
YEAH, BUT NOT LIKE I WAS ****ED UP
IN THE HEAD OR ANYTHIN LIKE BACK IN
DA DAY
Chris: LOL, fa real.
Chris: What do you do when you're not
working anyway?
Chris: Like to let loose?
Left Eye: HANG AND CHILL WITH MY
GIRLS AND BOYS, SEE FAMILY,
ANYTHING NOT BUSINESS RELATED,
CAUSE I GOTTA HAVE SOME DOWN TIME
TOO
Chris: Yeah, you're an impossible person
to be.
Chris: I envy you, but I don't envy your
life.
Chris: You deal with too much ****
Chris: What do you think it youe
BIGGEST problem you have to deal with right
now in your life?
Left Eye: RIGHT NOW I'M HAPPY WHERE
I'M AT, I BELIEVE I'LL NEVER HAVE ANY
BIGGER PROBLEMS THAT WOULD OUT
DO WHAT I BEEN THROUGH SO FAR
Chris: That's good. I was wondering
when you'd say you're happy
Chris: I never hear you say tht.
Chris: Do you want a family?
Left Eye: WELL I'M NOT SAYIN I'M
CHEESIN HAPPY BUT I BEEN THROUGH A
LOT AND WHERE I'M AT RIGHT NOW I
CAN HONESTLY SAY I LIKE WHERE I AM
AT THE MOMENT
Left Eye: NOT RIGHT NOW I DON'T
Chris: But in the future?
Chris: Do you want kids?
Left Eye: YEAH SURE I WOULDN'T MIND
POPPIN OUT A COUPLE
Chris: LOL
Chris: Winter storm here we come!
Chris: No school tomorrow.............
Left Eye: MAN IT'S LATE
Chris: Nah, your clock's wrong again
Chris: I'm supposed to ask you if you
remember the group Suga ......
Chris: They were at the Atrium or some
**** with Dre
Left Eye: NO I THINK YOUR EYES
PLAYIN TRICKS ON YOU AGAIN
Chris: Oh, woops.
Chris: Hey, kinda business question, but
are you apprehensive about touring? I mean with
all you have going on right now....
Left Eye: YEAH IT'S DEFINITELY GONNA
BE IN THE WAY OF MY SOLO JOINT BUT
IT LOOKS LIKE WE GON TOUR, SO I
GOTTA DEAL WITH IT
Chris: I was thinking thattoo.
Chris: Oh well, you'll manage
Chris: Hey, what kind of vehicle you
driving now?
Left Eye: BRB
Chris: k
Chris: BOO
Chris: You there?
Chris: Someone asked me to ask you (this
is a question the list is messin' over) whether TLC
will perform at the Grammy's because it's so close
to the release of FAN MAIl
Chris: LO?
Chris: Did you fall asleep?
Chris: Hello?
Chris: Lisa?
Left Eye: **** YOU WOKE ME UP WITH
DAT SOUND
Left Eye: I'M GONNA GO NOW I THINK
Chris: LOL
Chris: For real you was sleeping?
Left Eye: YEAH I WAS UNTIL YOU KEPT
MAKING THOSE NOISES
Chris: LOL, I was like "What the **** is
she doing?"
Chris: I'll let you go then
Chris: G'night
Left Eye: GOODNIGHT CHRIS
Chris: Talk to you soon...
Chris: Bye
Chris: Oh, and Trazi says gnight
Chris: She's in shower cuz she's nasty
Left Eye: I DIDN'T EVEN TAKE A
SHOWER YET TODAY
Chris: LOL, your Clinique Happy must be
working over time....
Left Eye: JKDAFJ8E8A
Chris: LOL
Chris: There go your laptop?
Chris: Hey!
Chris: What's up, you checking your
e-mail?
Chris: Hello? Is this Lisa?
Chris: If someone don't answer me I'm
gonna have to get nasty here......
Chris: LOL, j/k
Left Eye: lisa will get on in a few
Chris: Who's this?
Chris: is this Tionne?
Chris: Cuz if it is I need to talk to you
Left Eye: who r u?
Chris: My name's Chris, I'm a friend of
Lisa's.
Chris: I talked to Tionne on this account
once before
Chris: Lisa said it was you, or her, or
whoever
Chris: But the shady character decided
not to tell me it was her.....LOL
Chris: So is this her again?
Left Eye: maybe
Chris: I'm the guy Lisa was gonna give
your SN to a while back. You started trippin'
out though and were gonna go offline so she
didn't.
Chris: So what's up?
Chris: Ay, if you're busy just tell me and
I'll leave ya alone.
Chris: What's up, you there?
Chris: Hello hello hello.......
Left Eye: sorry we're in the studio
Chris: Oh, sorry then.
Chris: I didn't know.
Chris: Damn, when aren't you in the
studio? I just got an e-mail from her yesterday in
the studio and early today in the studio too. Is
this for the videos?
Chris: Hey, when's Lisa gonna get back
home?
Left Eye: i don't know
Chris: Alright, so are you guys up there
videoing now?
Chris: Hey, do you still have family in
Des Moines? I'm living in Iowa and I was just
wondering....
Left Eye: WHAT'S UP CHRIS??
Chris: What's up with Tionne?
Left Eye: BRB
Chris: K
Left Eye: WHY?
Chris: She never says anything
Chris: I asked if it was her
Chris: maybe she says
Chris: LOL
Left Eye: SHE WASN'T EVEN AT THE
COMP NOW, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HER
ASS LOGGED ON MY GODDAMN
COMPUTER
Chris: LOL
Chris: You have your laptop there?
Chris: Don't that piss you off?
Left Eye: NO CAUSE IT'S KINDA MY
FAULT I GOT MY PASSWORD
SCRATCHED ONTO THE COMP WIT A
KEY, SO ANYBODY THAT GETS AHOLD
OF THIS THING CAN USE IT
Chris: LOL!!!!!!
Chris: What's up at the studio?
Chris: You videoing?
Left Eye: WHAT THE HELL IS
VIDEOING???
Left Eye: BRB
Chris: Making videos, a duh.
Left Eye: BE CLEAR CAUSE THIS
NIGGA DON'T KNOW
Left Eye: BRB 4 REAL
Left Eye: DANG TT CHECKED MY MAIL
TOO!! HOW DO I FIND IT NOW?
Chris: LOL, find what?
Left Eye: NEVAMIND YOU JUST GOTTA
PRESS OLD MAIL
Chris: K
Left Eye: NOSY BEEOTCH
Chris: Are you guys doing videos there?
Chris: LOL
Left Eye: NO RIGHT NOW WE
TALKIN..WELL THEY TALKIN AND I'M
TYPIN
Left Eye: BRB
Chris: LOL, k.
Left Eye: RO SAYS SUP?
Chris: Tell her thanks much for that Silly
Ho promo her and Cyp sent
Chris: It was cool of her.
Left Eye: FCUK SHE THINK I'M SOME
KINDA MESSENGER..YEAH SHE SAID
WELCOME
Chris: LOL
Chris: SO what's up with you and these
lists and all that.
Chris: Is this some kind of promotional
deal?
Chris: Oh, and I don't like TLC no
more, so I ain't a fan, so that means you can tell
me.
Left Eye: YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME
Chris: Not always, you do piss me off a
lot.
Chris: LOL
Left Eye: HEY HOW COME I'M NOT
GETTIN ANY NEW MAIL?? WRITE MAIL
CHRIS
Chris: People are sleepin', not everyone
is an insomniac like me.
Chris: You want some mail?
Left Eye: YEAH I WANNA HEAR ' YOU
GOT MAIL '
Chris: LOL, alright, hold up.
Chris: There, now you should be having
mail
Left Eye: DAMN I WAS GONE I MISSED
YOU GOT MAIL!!
Chris: LOL
Left Eye: BRB
Left Eye: TALK TO TT SHE WANT THE
COMP...AS YOU CAN TELL EVERYBODY
BE BORED WIT THIS TALKIN
Chris: LOL
Chris: She gonna talk this time?
Chris: Or just type me one sentence
messages?
Chris: Hey yo TT, you there?
Chris: Hello, are you there or what?
Stop playin' the video games and answer me.
Left Eye: DO YOU know of any good ones
online though?
Chris: LOL, you tired of Solitaire?
Left Eye: gimme a website with games on it
Chris: K, hold up.
Chris: Here ya go, try these ones
Chris: "http://games.yahoo.com/"
Chris: So, what's your SN?
Chris: Lisa said you have a home SN
but you don't give it out, how come?
Chris: What's up, you playing games?
Left Eye: go here:
"http://www.jps.net/zerocool/funny/index1.htm"
Chris: Hey
Chris: How do I get out of this thing
now?
Chris: LOL
Left Eye: you can't
Chris: Yeah, I did.
Chris: Ya gotta be smoother than that to
fool me
Chris: Just hold in the ENTER button
Chris: LOL
Chris: What systems do you play?
Left Eye: it's funny
Chris: Gaming systems.
Chris: What the hell are they keeping
you at a stupid meeting this late for?
Chris: Who's all there?
Left Eye: business people
Chris: At 1:05 in the morning?
Chris: Hey, you still have family in Des
Moines?
Chris: I'm in Iowa, so I was wondering
Left Eye: we've here sometimes till 3
Chris: That's crazy.
Left Eye: BOO!! CHRIS I STILL DON'T
GOT MAIL WHAT UP WIT DAT??
Chris: Hey Tionne, I have a site for you
to go to, it's another 'funny' one.
Chris: Yeah, you got mail. I'll send you
more
Left Eye: ARE YOU GUYS CHECKIN
OUT PORNO SITES?? 
Chris: LOL, nah, she's getting me stuck
at sites
Chris: For like 30 minutes
Chris: Where I can't get out of them
Chris: THere
Chris: Now you have mail
Left Eye: TT SAID YOU GUYS WERE
LOOKIN AT PORNO SITES!!
Chris: LOL, she probably was. No
wonder she wasn't replying
Chris: She's no fun to talk to either.
Chris: Ay Lisa, go to this site.
Chris: Show it to Tionne too
Left Eye: GO
Chris:
"http://junior.apk.net/~jbarta/idiot/idiot.html"
Chris: There, now you got mail?
Left Eye: IS THAT A PORNO SITE??
Chris: Yeah, enjoy
Left Eye: OK GOOD CAUSE IF IT AIN'T
IT'S NOT WORTH GOING
Left Eye: KIDDINGGGGGG!
Chris: LOL, yeah, sure you are.
Chris: Those business stiffs have you
bored?
Left Eye: HELLZ YEAH...THEIR TALKIN
ABOUT VIDEO IDEAS AND **** THEY
ASK MY OPINION BUT I'M BUSY HAHA
Chris: LOL
Chris: Did you get your I GOT MAIL?
Left Eye: NOOO I DIDN'T HEAR IT, RO
AND HER BIG MOUTH, SEND ONE
AGAIN
Chris: Damn......LOL
Left Eye: HAHAH THAT SITE IS FUNNY
CHRIS
Chris: Yeah, it kept you busy huh?
Chris: There, now you have mail
Left Eye: YUP I HEARD IT
Chris: Good, now read it
Left Eye: BRB
Left Eye: I GOT MY JANET TIX
YESTERDAY!
Chris: Shut up, I don't wanna hear it.
Left Eye: BUT I'M NOT SURE IF I'M
GOING OR NOT YET
Chris: I hope Dallas has something come
up out of the blue
Chris: Right when your'e at the airport
Left Eye: JANET CALLED ME
PERSONALLY TOO :-)
Chris: Nah!
Left Eye: NOOOOO
Chris: For real? She called you?
Left Eye: YUP I CALLED HER
COMPANY ASKING BOUT TIX AND SHE
FOUND OUT AND SHE CALLED ME
Chris: How did she get your number?
Left Eye: ALL SHE GOTTA DO IS CALL
LAFACE AND TELL EM WHO SHE IS..SHE
GOT IT
Chris: Is that all I gotta do too?
Left Eye: ARE YOU ANYBODY
FAMOUS?
Chris: Hmmmmmmmm.....
Chris: Who can I be........
Left Eye: SHE CALLED ME FROM
JAPAN..CAN I SAY LONG DISTANCE
Chris: ****! She's touring in Japan right
now?
Chris: You missed the NY concert huh?
Left Eye: WHY YOU WAS PLANNIN ON
GOING TO JAPAN?
Chris: Oh yeah, I'll blend in good
don'tcha think?
Left Eye: HAHA
Left Eye: WHAT RACE ARE YOU
ANYWAY?
Chris: I'm white like you remember?
Left Eye: I ASKED THAT BEFORE?
Chris: Yeah, in the chat on my page
Chris: You tried pullin' off telllin' me you
were white.
Left Eye: OH SORRY I DIDN'T
REMEMBER, YOU GOT GOOD MEMORY
Chris: Yeah, see, that's what bud does
to a person's mind.
Left Eye: OK CHRIS THANKS FOR
KEEPIN ME ALIVE FROM BOREDOM,
TALK TO YOU SOON. PEACE OUT.
Chris: Bye
Left Eye: WHERE'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND
BTW?
Chris: You're right here.
Left Eye: NOOOO
Chris: Traci went off to bed but she aint'
my girl. LOL
Left Eye: THAT GIRL YOU COOL WITH I
FORGOT HER NAME
Chris: What's your number BTW?
Left Eye: YEAAHH TRACI THAT'S IT
Left Eye: NICE TRY. WELL I'M GOING
HOME. PEACE OUT.
Chris: You done for the night?
Chris: Gonna be on at home at all?
Left Eye: DONE FOR THE NIGHT?? NO
HUN WHEN I GET HOME I'M JUST
GETTIN MY **** STARTED
Chris: LOL, you gonna be online when
yo uget home?
Left Eye: NAW I DON'T THINK SO...I
NEED SOME LOVIN TONIGHT HAHA
Left Eye: PEACE OUT.
Chris: LOL
Chris: Bye
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Nicole: one of my friends grabs my boobs all the time
Nicole: one time shes like "lets jump up and hit our chests together like football players do"..and im looking at like ummm wtf..
Nicole: and she just jumped at me
Nicole: and we just totally bounced off of each other
Nicole: i swear i went flying across the room
