*Warning! This story is quite disterbing. Read at your own risk!
Sailor Goku
Part 1 - Frieza Attacks!
It is a peaceful day in the Dragonball Z world. Frieza is now attacking as 6 of the Z warriors come to stop him. It's Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, Krillin, Piccolo, and Gotenks.
Frieza: So! Now the fight starts!
Goku: There's no way you can beat us Frieza. We're gonna send you to Hell...again!
Frieza: Oh my! The Super Saiyan is going to kill me again.(begins laughing)
Goku: C'mon everyone! Let's transform!
Frieza: Transform?
Goku: Moon cosmic power!
Vegeta: Mercury star power!
Gohan: Mars star power!
Piccolo: Jupiter star power!
Gotenks: Venus star power!
Krillin: Mini-moon cosmic power!
The Z warriors transform into....The Sailor scouts?
Goku: Frieza, your time is up! Your planet destroying days are over! I stand for love and justice! I am the pretty suited soldier Sailor Moon! And in the name of the moon(which Piccolo destroyed) I shall punish you!
Frieza: (with a weird look on his face) What the...
Gohan: Mars Fire Masenko!
Piccolo: Jupiter Thunder Beam Cannon!
Vegeta: Final Shining Aqua Flash!
Gotenks: Galactic Venus Love Chain Doughnut!
Krillin: Pink Sugar Heart Attack!(Couldn't think of anything)
All the attacks hit Frieza and bounce off while he still has that wierd look on his face.
Vegeta: Sailor Moon! Go SS now!(Super Sailor)
Goku goes Super Sailor.
Goku: Moon...Kame...Rainbow...Hame...Heart...HA!
The strange flying heart hits Frieza and he's not affected.
Frieza: O....K....
Goku: It didn't work! How're we gonna beat him now!
Frieza: This is pathetic! What happend here?! Vegeta! You used to be a great warrior!
Vegeta: I am NOT Vegeta! I am Sailor Mercury!
Frieza: .....This is embarrassing! I mean, normally I'd enjoy seeing another man in a skirt...but that's beside the point!
Goku: You wanted a challange?
Frieza: YES!! Every time I get killed by a Super Saiyan, I get special treatment. But now, unless you kill me, I won't get ever special treatmant again!(begins crying)
Goku: Why don't you join us?
Frieza: (drying his tears) What? Become a Salior Scout and live my life long dream?!
Goku: Yeah!
Frieza: Ok! I'll be Salior Uranus!
Goku: Here!(tosses the Uranus wand to Frieza)
Frieza: Alright! Uranus star power!(transforms) Oooh! Oh yeah! I make this look good!
Goku: Yes you do Uranus, Yes you do.(Frieza begins to walk away) Wha-wait! Sailor Uranus! Where are you going?
Frieza: I have to leave, me, Neptune, Pluto, and Saturn are way out of your league. So we must carry out our mission to fight the enemy alone.
Goku: What? There's an enemy?
Frieza: Just stay out of our way.
Part 2 - Who's the enemy?
Back at Kame house the Z warriors discuss important matters.
Goku: Damn it! Where's my food?!
Gohan: Jeez, calm down Serena...I mean Goku.
Roshi: Hey! You guys hungry?
Goku: YES!!
Roshi: Well...too bad! I can't cook!
Goku: (groans)Aww, I'm so hungry!
Vegeta: C'mon. We need to study for the test.
Goku: We're not in high school anymore.
Gohan: I am!
Goku: Quiet you!
Krillin: Hey Goku! Will you take me to the park today?
Goku: No! I'm busy!
Krillin: C'mon Goku. I am your future child in all.
Goku: No you're not! You're just a strange, disterbed, midget man who thinks he is.
Krillin: That's cruel!(begins crying)
Piccolo: Now look what you did! You made your future son cry!
Goku: He's not my....I SMELL FOOD!!
Roshi: Uh oh!
Goku: GIMMIE!!
Roshi: Stay away! I'm willing to fight for it!
Goku: So am I!
Roshi: ....Here! Take it!
Goku: OH BOY!!
Goten: Huh? My spider senses are tingling! I must go!(Goten uses his web slinger and just remembers, he's not Spider Man) Oops! Sorry about that.
Vegeta: Now my spider senses are tingling!
Trunks: Oh sure! All our spider sences are tingling...Oh, that reminds me, I gotta go to the bathroom!
Just as Trunks closed the bathroom door, a freakish Sailor Moonish like monster brakes down the door.
Goku: What are you?
Monster: I am the new enemy! I've come to steal your dreams!
Goku: C'mon Everyone! Trans-
Before Goku could finish, everyone but Goten gets tied up.
Goten: Why didn't you tie me up?
Monster: Because you are my first victem!
Before anyone could move, the toilet flushes and Trunks steps out.
Trunks: WHEW! I feel five pounds lighter!
Goten: Trunks! RUN!
Both Goten and Trunks run outside.
Monster: Oh well. Who needs them?
Goten: Trunks! What are you doing?!
Trunks: I'm getting out of here like you said. Duh!
Goten: I meant that we should TRANSFORM!
Trunks: Oh! Why didn't you say so?
Both Goten and Trunks fuse into Gotenks.
Gotenks: Venus star power!
Gotenks busts down the door.
Monster: Who are you?!
Gotenks: Hey! You! What you're doing is wrong! You can't go around....doing whatever you're doing! I am Sailor Venus and that rhymes with a man's body part! And I'm gonna whoop yo ass in the name of Venus! You dig boyee?
Monster: What?
Gotenks: Take this! Galactic Venus Love Chain Doughnut!
The attack hits the monster and bounces off.
Gotenks: (running around in circles) OH NO! We're screwed! We're all gonna die!!
Frieza: Not today!
Gotenks: Wha-Uranus?!
Frieza: That's right! And I've brought Neptune and Pluto!(Bulma and Chi Chi) Now take this! Uranus Death Ball Shaking!
Bulma: Neptune Computer Submerge!
Chi Chi: Pluto Deadly Scream!(No need to change)
Goku: You came to save us!
Frieza: Right! We're always watching you!
Goku: Really?
Bulma: Nope. Just kidding!
Chi Chi: We need to find the enemy's hideout.
Roshi: I know! It's at the park!
Chi Chi: How do you know?
Roshi: 'Cause the script says so.
Bulma: That's cheating...
Roshi: So what? Do you want an incrediably long story or a really short one?
Frieza: I want it short! The writer won't let me go home!
Goku: OK! After we destroy the enemy, I'll go Super Saiyan and kill you.
Frieza: Really? You'd do that for me? Alright, to the park!
Part 564 - The north park, not the south!
Goku: Whew! We made it! Hey look! It's Sailor Saturn!
18: What?! Your're here already?! That was quick!
Goku: Thanks to Master Roshi. Where's the enemy?
18: He's behind the bushes. But watch out.
Goku: Okay, let's go!
The Sailor Scouts go behind the bushes to see...
Piccolo: What?! Santa Claus?! He's our enemy?!
???: No! I'm Santa's evil twin. Bob Claus!
Gohan: Why are you doing this?
Bob: I need the dream energy to stand up in the morning!
Frieza: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!
Bob: Really?
Frieza: Yes! Uranus Death Ball Shaking!
Bulma: Neptune Computer Submerge!
Chi Chi: Pluto Deadly Scream!
18: Death Android Revolution!
Gohan: Mars Fire Masenko!
Piccolo: Jupiter Thunder Beam Cannon!
Vegeta: Final Shining Aqua Flash!
Gotenks: Galactic Venus Love Chain Doughnut!
Krillin: Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
Goku: (goes Super Sailor) Moon...Kame...Rainbow...Hame...Heart...HA!
All the attacks hit Bob and blow off all his fat.
Bob: Looks like I don't need the energy...Oh well, NOW YOU DIE!!
Before Bob could move, a rose lands in front of him.
Goku: It's Tuxido Mask!
Roshi: You can't pick on people this way! In the name of Justice I'll-
Bob: Shut up!(Picks up the rose and throws it at Roshi)
Roshi: OUCH! AHHHHH!! THAT WENT IN!! OH NO! I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO SHOW MY AFFECTION TO WOMEN EVER AGAIN!!
Goku: You hurt Tuxido Mask!(runs up to Bob and kicks him and Bob flys into the sun) Wow! When did I get that strong?
Just as Goku said that, a dimensional portal opened up and the real Sailor Scouts came out, wearing the Z Warriors clothes.
Part 565 - Hey! Those are my clothes!
Serena: Hey! Those are our clothes!
Goku: They are?
Serena: Yeah! We're the Sailor Scouts!
Goku: You are?(turns around everyone is nodding their heads) Oh...Then you can have them back.
Vegeta: Oh, well. Too bad. This suit is a hell of a lot more comfortable than that spandex crap I wear.
Everyone then swiches clothes.
Serena: Alright! Time to go home! But we're taking this good looking Tuxido Mask with us!
Roshi: Thanks girls. I'd show my appreciation but I can't.
Serena: Eww...Nevermind!(The Sailor Scouts leave)
Goku: Alright, now let's see who's more powerful, Vegetto or Gogeta.
Bulma: Isn't that impossible?
Goku: Quiet you!
Vegeta: Let's find that out in the next story!
Goku: But first...(goes Super Saiyan and shoots a blast that nearly decapicates Frieza)
Frieza: Thanks Goku! You're...my...best....friend....(Drops dead)
*Warning! This story is quite disterbing. Read at your own risk!