Disclaimer- ...Okay. I am saying this upon...my own free will. I do not own Dragonball/Z/GT, that belongs to Funimation, God bless them, and I am but a lowly peasant compared to them. So keep watching Funimation and keep buying all of their products. (Out of story note: In case none of you can tell, the only thing I'm serious about is not owning DB/Z/GT. Everything else is a lie)
Psyco Gotenks Presents
Funimation Attacks!
It all started as a quiet, peaceful day.
Psyco Gotenks: ...This day needs some insanity...
The strange psycho cracked his knuckles and a huge grin broke out on his face as he began to type his new insanely ingenious idea.(Yes, I give too much credit to myself) Before he could touch the keys, he could hear a couple of helicopers flying overhead. He decided to ignore it, until some men in black broke down the windows and came crashing through the ceiling.
Psyco Gotenks: What the?!
All of the agents pulled up their rifles, aiming at our crazed writer. He just slowly put his hands up, then a man came walking through the kitchen towards him. It was Gen Fukanaga, the owner of Funimation.
Gen: So, you are Psyco Gotenks right? We've been searching for you for a LONG time.
Psyco Gotenks: What do you want? And what's with all of this?!
Gen: We just so happend to read your stories...You have destroyed our true Dragonball Z! And for that, you will be punished!
Psyco Gotenks: I haven't done anything! I'm just a humor writer!
Gen: ...Still...We have plans for you.
Psyco Gotenks: Huh?
Gen: We've seen how popular you are on Fanfiction.net.(Yeah right! I'm not that popular! I've just been charged as to writing the crazyest insane fics ever written, that's all) And well, we are going to use you to bring back our good name!
Psyco Gotenks: ...O....K...And how are you going to do that?
Gen: You are going to write a story completely devoted to us and using our DBZ censoring techniques.
Psyco Gotenks: What?! You can't force me to do that!(All the agents hold up their guns) Oh...right....the guns...
Our psycho writer begins to type for the evil corporation while their leader laughs, Dr. Evil style. I only pray that the Z Warriors or someone else will help me...
It is once again a peaceful day in the DBZ world. The Z Warriors were just waiting for something bad to happen, because they know who's writing this.
Goku: What's taking so long? Where's the plot?
Kaioshin: I don't know. Weren't we supposed to start a while ago?
Goku: Wow! You're here Supreme Kai? This story must be good if you're in it!
Kaioshin: ...How many times do I have to tell you to stop calling me that?
Goku: Whoops! Sorry! I know how much you hate that name.
Vegeta: I hope I get to kill someone today!
Piccolo: You say that everyday Vegeta. It's lost all meaning by now.
Broly: Kakarotto! Me bored! Me kill you now?(Small joke. Broly has been killed so many times that he has a little amount of brain cells left. Don't take it the wrong way, Broly is my favorite villian!)
Goku: Not now Broly, we need to wait for the author so the story can start.
All of a sudden, a Saiyan with hair like Sephiroth's, but short, a black tank top, black baggy pants, black Goku boots, and a sword appears. He looks both ways a spots the Z Warriors and runs up to them.
???: Finally! There you are!
Goku: You're Psyco Gotenks' anime form, right?
???: What? Yeah, that's right.
Goku: Last time you appeared(Insert story that doesn't exist anymore) you didn't say your name. What is it anyways?
???: It's Kagato.
Goku: What?! "Tenchi Muyo!" Kagato?
Kagato: C'mon! It's a cool name!
Piccolo: What are you doing here anyways?
Kagato: I have to hurry before "they" catch on.
Piccolo: "They"?
Kagato: Yeah! Funimation! They-
All of a sudden, the evil laughter of Gen is heard around.
Gen: MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!! You cannot warn them! And no non-Dragonball Z characters allowed! Now away you go!
Gen deletes Kagato out of the story and the Z warriors wonder what just happend.
Kaioshin: What just happend?
Vegeta: Dang Funimation! I thought I could get away from them by being in this HFIL hole!....Dang? HFIL?! They've already started!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Piccolo: Oh no! Now we'll begin saying stupid things! We're all doomed!
Broly: Me kill now?
Goku: Broly! The great Funimation hasn't gotten to you! They haven't dubbed your movies yet! You may be our last hope!
Broly: ...Me kill now?
Can the Z Warriors survive the wrath of Funimation or will Broly, with his low IQ, save us all?(Don't count on it) And who will save me?! Does anyone care about me?! Stay tuned for chapter 2...
Onward! To chapter 2!
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