Quick 'n' easy

Ah, the best sort. You should, if you know where you're going (if not you know where to go), get each of these done in about 10 minutes work, even if you are a newbie.

Quiet Leader

• find the bad mime artist roaming the city and he should follow you if you stand in the same area with him for a few seconds
• Take him to the theatres at the end of Bear Lane, which from the drum is one west, 4 north, 5 west, 4 north, 4 east, 1 north, 1 northeast, 2 northwest, 1 north, 3 east then wait until he leaves through the stage door.
• NB. move quickly as he will follow other people if you stand still for too long!

Weight Watcher may not work atm...

You need;

*6 items of food (loaves of bread are a good bet)

• Find the npc Louis Bingham (he roams everywhere from the plaza to the end of Filligree St.
• Give him a piece of food, one at a time, making sure he eats the food before you give him more.
• Use 6 items of food, and he'll explode, giving you the quest

Green Tongued

• Try to find aa small green frog sitting in a road around God Street
• Kiss it and it'll turn into a toad which will follow you

Finder not Keeper

• You need to find lost property of other player, that is registered in the Lost Property Shop on Street of Cunning Artificers
• I dont know how many items, because i didnt get it yet, but if you give the shopkeeper some items you get the quest

Fish fingered

• Get a LARGE fish from the fish shop on Street of Cunning Artificers.
• Slap carrot with fish

Doppelganger

• You need to find NPC's with names of the creators backwards e.g. rue == eur.
• Say the names backwards e.g. to eur say rue.
• You have to find all of them to get the quest, heres a possibly full list;
  • Hsifknip
  • Dyffat
  • Najos
  • Anarual
  • Nadow
  • Nmad'ho
  • Nacirrut
  • Euq
  • Retlobgod
  • 1Inna
  • Eur
  • Noisulli
  • Epat
  • Hannat
  • Otserp
  • Kelsej
  • Gninihs
  • Etasa
  • Etoxe
  • Anahcra
  • Asirec
  • Anal
  • Gnimmel

Spring Ariticfer

• Climb threw the window of the house on st of cunning articifers you may need to look wood, look nails tug wood
• search the bin and get paper from waste bin in idea room
• Get poker from hook in bedroom
• Search mattress for spring
• In attic search small box for nuts and bolts
• Also in attic look bicycle, pull crossbar off bicycle
• Slide pole into spring, bolt pole to spring
• Go to the lost dragons (Lady Sybill's) home and get a dragon
• Feed it a black mineral pebble (which is coal you can get from the mansion fireplace or outside smiff in oc ( the smith is probably your best bet)
• You shuld then weld crossbar to pole with dragon

Aquatic Discoverer

• You may have run across Foul Olde Ron, Coffin Henry and Duck Man. When you take a look at Duck Man you will see he is missing his duck.
• If you go as far downstream as is possible to walk on the river Ankh, you will discover a dirty, smelly duck.
• If you say 'Quack' to the duck, it will follow you. The soul command will not work.
• Then lead the duck to Duck Man and you have your quest. .

Guide to the Undead

• Find the human zombie at the docks (near Cockbill Street) and say "follow me".
• It will follow you ... If it asks for a drink, lead it to any bar/tavern in AM. If it asks for the Fresh Start Club, lead it to the eastern part of Elm Street until you see an alley as an exit.
• Enter the alley and then the building that comes off of the alley.

Uncobbled

• When the evil elf cobbler gives you orthopedic shoes...tie laces.

Polite Shopper

• There is a locked door on Gamlin Street (comes off of Heroes St near Woo Ling's Marital Aids Shop).
• When you have found the locked door (west exit) type "knock on west door" a voice will respond asking who you are .. simply say your name and enter the shop.

Sentimentalist

• Simplest quest next to Womble's Friend! Go to the bureaucracy section of the Patrician's Palace (off Turnwise Broadway), go west twice then north into the room with Roger.
• Say something loudly (e.g. lsay for quests http://go.to/mudquests !) then 'bing excitedly at roger'.

Pandora's Playmate

• From the junction of Attic Bee Street and Fast Lane go n;e;up;n 'say what box' then go s;d;w;n;nw;n;nw;n;e
• You should be in a room that has a hatstand in it (if there is a pile of rubble you need to wait for the quest to regenerate).
• Type "hang (item of clothing) on hatstand" and the hatstand will fall apart.
• Type "get key" and then go back to Pandora and give the key to her. Get the quest and a chocolate cake.

Momento Locator

• Go to the end of the southern/northern dock and go down search until you find a yellow scarf
• Then go to the end of the northern dock and go d then go e and type enter clothing shop then give the scarf to Elsie to do the quest.

Heart of Gold

• Make a snowball when it's snowing and enter a house on Quarry Lane with a dark kitchen.
• Examine the rug and go down. Say snow, then give the snowball to the troll.

Courteous Visitor

• You need to go to the Hall of Heroes in the Apex club and get a free ticket.
• Say "please, Miss Turrel, may I please have a ticket to the hall of heroes please"

Future Diviner

• Go to the Brass Bridge, go downwest, downstream a bit, then up onto jetty. Search around the jetty to get Caroc Card.
• Go back down to riverbank and downstream to some shacks. 'Enter shack' and search.
• If you find a chest you are in the wrong shack, 'leave shack', downstream x1 and enter the shack there and search.
• Go south and give the card to the fortune teller.

Furniture Hauler

• Completing this quest depends on a chance encounter with the NPC Shazure.
• She is located w;w;sw;w;w;sw from the south Junction of Short and Heroes Streets.
• When she enquires about helping her with her moving difficulties say you'll help her, then 'yes' and get the flamingo.
• Go to Elm street (its a long hard slog, check AM-map!) and enter the houses until you find the one with Shazure in it who will relieve you of the flamingo and pay you

Handyman

• go to God street, find house to the north with Sophie Stibbons upstairs
• Search fireplace, find hidden door to the w, go w , find de-ruster
• Repair taps, turn tap, get cloth from Sophe, damp cloth, clean window, damp cloth, clean window, damp cloth, clean window

Knowledge Seeker

• Outside the jewellers off the Plaza...search and get Stone Medallion from jewel thief.
• Go to a house (not sure which) on St of Cunning Artificers. Wear medallion anyou will be allowed inside.
• Say "only when it hunts" and enter the inner chamber for the quest and access to a scrying mirror.

City Explorer

• In Sator Square near the grey barrier (just outside the Magic Emporius) - "lift cover" (you have to try several times) and enter pipe.
• To leave,"enter pipe" again.

Keen Observer

• Go to the lower level of the Watch House on Short Street. (room outside the jail cell).
• Look at the table and see a jug. Search jug and get a doorknob for the quest. (possibly "search table/desk")
• The doorknob is a key to a secret room on the upper level which leads to the torture chamber.

Upbeat Enforcer

• Go to reception of the Musician's Guild and say help.: Leonard Flood says: What you need to do, is to find Mesa Boogie, an old musician that wanders the streets of Ankh-Morpork, and collect his fee which is over due.
• OK, now the trick is to find Mesa Boogie...he usually wanders between Odlevy and Battel Street.
• When you find him, say "fees" then push or headbutt him twice to get his fee. Pay this at the Musician's Guild. see "syntax pay"

Wine Connisuer:

• In flintwick building find old bob and say give me license, please.
• Go to wine warehouse, its off short st near north end to east. give man the paper and follow instructions (see syntax taste for help).

Sympathetic

• There are a few sad men walking around Ankh-Morpork. If you find one on Short St. 'Comfort man' and you have your quest.

Fish Bone Collector

• Leave AM via north gate, go east and first south to the waterfall, go s there, even when there's no exit, go all way south into DEATH's house,
• Go to bathroom, search cabinet for floss, go to Ysabell's room, search, find hairpin, get bone from corridor, tie floss to bone, twist hairpin 3 times, attach hook you have now a rod
• Find soul pool in garden, search for worm-soul, bait rod, find fish-pond, fish with rod.

Prolific Paster

• In the dwarf bread museum get the dwarf inside the entrance to give you the glue and posters by saying "posters" then "problem?" then something like "I'll put the posters up for you"
• Go all over AM pasting the posters in popular areas such as the drum and 4-way and the city gates. (get syntax for "Apply" and "Paste"
• You will have then done the quest (you may need to go back for more posters if you don't get the quest with the first ten posters).