OK.... so I heard the funniest joke today, and I decided to put it on the front page cause it need something to brighten it up.... here goes:
A
walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich and shoots the waiter dead.
As he gets up to leave the bartender yells "Hey where are you going?! You just killed my waiter and you haven't paid for that sandwich!"
The
yells back at the bartender "Hey man, I'm a
! Look it up!"
The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition of
:
"A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, distinguished by prominant black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
LOL..... Did u like it?