If You Can't Remember Who I Am, Let Me Remind You, For I Am...
Do you remember? Do You Remember The Former Beast Among Men In The FwA?
Do You Remember The Former Anti-Christ Of The UWFA? Do You Remember......Me? If Not, Let Me Remind You Right Now... I...Am...Chris Starr... I Am Evil Personified... Pain Magnified... I Am A Lord Among Demons... I Am......Re-Born... No Longer The Anti-Christ Of Wrestling... But The Anti-God Of Wrestling And The World... And When I Made My Appearance On Suicide, I Made Sure It Was Known... Were You Frightened? Maybe, Then Again, Maybe Not... Fact Is, When I Stood On That Rampway, I Saw The Fear In Iceberg's Eyes, I Saw The Fear In Norris' Eyes, I Saw The Fear In The Announcer's Eyes, And I Saw The Fear, In Every Damn Fan In That Arena's Eyes. When I Walked Down To The Ring, All I Could Think Of Was Revenge. Revenge For What Norris Did In Killing Me By Shutting Down UWFA, Revenge For What Iceberg Did In Stealing Away MY World Title, Revenge For What They Both Did, In Lighting Me On Fire And Throwing Me Off The Cell... They Proved Chris Starr Could Be Beaten, They Proved He Could Be Destroyed, They Proved, He Could, Be Killed. But Now I Am Re-Born... A New Era Of Evil Has Begon... And I Am At The Controls... Like I said, Chris Starr Died With The UWFA, Chris Starr The WRESTLER That Is... Chris Starr The Energy, The Soul, The Spirit However, Survived The Downfall. Chris Searched For A Way To Be Re-Born, And He Found One. And Now That He Is Re-Born, Now That I Am Re-Born, A New Era Of Evil Will Wash Over The HWF. Prepare For The Evil, Prepare For The Pain, Prepare For The Twisted, Maniacal Acts, Prepare.....For.....Hölle Fischeier.... AKA... HELL SPAWN [Cut to a broken down house, the house itself could strike fear into anyones heart passing by, the house, which is two stories high, seems abandoned, boards patch up the windows and pieces of the wall are missing. The house itself would seem as the perfect location for a gang’s hideout. Suddenly the door, which was already hanging by one hinge, is kicked down by a figure, the figure being Chris Starr. He walks down the pathway leading to the house, turns a corner and begins walking down the sidewalk. As he walks he begins to speak to the camera, facing away from it.] Chris: When I made my return to wrestling on Suicide, I destroyed 2 men who managed to destroy me as Chris Starr in the UWFA, I destroyed a man who boasts he's the master of the Thunder Kiss, I destroyed 3 men of a stable known as The Faction. But when I watched the tape of the event I heard Jeff yell out my old finishers name. Did he not listen? Chris Starr is dead, he died with the UWFA, so did his trademarks, so did his determination... [Starr lights a ciggarette and takes a puff of it before continuing.] Chris: But when the HWF brought him in, he was re-born, no longer the same, but now twice as stronger, twice as determined, twice as evil. He became the man known by the name on the contract, he became....Hell Spawn. I....am Hell Spawn. Hölle Fischeier, Hell Spawn.... [He takes another puff of the ciggarette and sighs.] Chris: I am a spawn of hell, so it fits me fine. After all, I am the Anti-God. When I hit my old finisher on Iceberg, it was a reminder to him of who I was, rather then who I am. For if I were to show him who I am, it would have been fatal for him. But don't get me wrong, I could care less of his well being, I just wanted to save it...for Holiday Hangover 4. [Starr takes his ciggarette and ashes it on the back of his hand before chucking it into the street and wiping the ash off his hand.] Chris: This Iceberg, is not only a presentation to the world of the HWF, but a call out for a match against you. But not just any match Iceberg, a Flaming Cross Match, but just for fun I'll take your specialty match, the Dry Ice match, and put that in there with the gasoline soaked Cross and the flame thrower. I'll be expecting an answer soon Iceberg, and as far as the prez, Mac is concerned, or even Commisioner William, cause really I couldn't give a flying fuck which one of you handles the matches, but if you enjoy your life and living it, if Iceberg accepts, I better have the match. [Starr crosses the deserted street and stops in front of a warn down bar, he turns to the camera, adusts s leather jacket and looks at the camera through the pair of shaded sunglasses he's wearing and mearly sais...] Chris: As far as the rest of the roster goes, watch your backs, cause you'll never know when I could be there, somewhere in the shadows, ready and waiting for you to drop your gaurd. [Growls] Now get out of my face, I have things to do. [Starr turns and steps into the bar as the shot fades out.]
