Other neat ideas:
-Pick your nose
-Make a fish face.
-Try and lick your ear.
-Give yourself a hickey(great for conversation!).
-IM me.
-Take a long walk off a short pier.
-Cross your eyes.
-Suck on your finger until the tip is purple.
-Streak.
-Urinate on the back of a police cruiser.
-Make naughty shadow puppets.
-Smoke a cigarette, filter first.
-Walk a mile, using your buttcheeks only.
-Send me hate mail.
-Check out my info page. -Mun-