When Akio Went Down to Ohtori

(Sung to: When the Devil Went Down to Georgia by Charlie Daniels)

This song should be sung by a spectator, you two can choose, some girls (you two can choose again) Akio and Utena.

By: Ryoko

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Okay, I know you two probably get a lot of these but, I thought that this one was funny:

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When Akio went down to Ohtori, he was looking for a girl to steal.
He was in a bind (but he didn't mind).
Any girl would take his deal.
He came across a young girl sitting in the arena and lookin` hot.
And Akio jumped up on to the top of his car and said; "Babe let me tell you what!"

"I guess you didn't know it but I'm a duelist too. And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. Now you work a pretty good sword girl, but give Akio his due. I bet a sword of gold against your body cause I know I'm better than you!"
The girl said, "My name's Utena, and it may be a sin. But I'll take your bet, and you're gonna regret, cause I'm the best that's ever been!"

Utena get your Rosebride, and fight with all your heart!
Cause hell's broke loose in Ohtori, and Akio's deals are hard.
And if you win you get this shiny sword made of gold.
But if you loose Akio gets more than your soul!

(Instrumental break for Anthy to pull out the sword and to put the roses on Akio and Utena)

Akio went to the trunk of his car and said; "I'll start this show!"
And fire flew from his fingertips as he practiced with his sword.
And he pulled his sword across Utena's and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of women joined in and it sounded something like this!

(clank clank) "OH, he's so hot!"
"What's her problem?" (clank, clank, clank)
"Work it baby!" (clank)
(clank, clank) "Wonder if he's available?" (clank)
"Nice sword!" (clank)
"Are you talking about what I think you are? (clank clank clank)
(clank) "Probably."

When Akio finished attacking Utena said; "You're pretty good ol` son! But step back there and take a glare and let me show you how it's done!"

"There's somethin in Akio's pants so run girls run!
Akio's in the house and it's no fun!
His chicken wants in your bread pan to get some dough!
If he wants to make you a deal say 'No man no!'."

(Utena kicks his but to the disgust of the women)

Akio bowed his head `cause he knew that he'd been beat.
He saw the rose petals fall and land near his feet.
Utena said:"Akio just come on back if you ever wanna try again. I done told you once you son-of-a bitch, I'm the best duelist that's ever been!"

She said;
"There's something in his pants so run girls run!
Akio's in the house and it's no fun!
His chicken wants in your bread pan to get some dough!
If he wants to make a deal say 'No man no!'."

Akio walks back to his car and the ladies follow him

Utena: "Hey, where's my gold sword?"
Akio: "I changed my mind. Come on ladies, it's over."

Out of nowhere Touga steps in-front of him.

Touga: "You're right, it is...."

Touga grabs Akio by his purple hair and slams his head into the bumper of the Akio car, breaking his nose. Touga grabs the gold sword out of the car and throws it at Utena.

Some of the girls: "WOW! He's hotter than Akio!"
"Wonder if he's lonely tonight?"
Touga: "Not really, but it always helps to have some friends...... And no, I don't have cookies...."
"Even better!"
Touga and the ladies jump into the Akio car and drives off. Akio is laying in a pool of blood from his broken nose.

Utena: "Players....."
Anthy: "Yes I know Miss Utena."
Utena: "Will you cut that out?"