Drive me to the Moon

(Sung to "One More Time" by Brittany Spears)

By: Star Pervert

I wrote it. Feel free to fall on the floor twitching.

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DRIVE ME TO THE MOON

A parody of "Fly Me to the Moon," which is best remembered as the ending theme for "Neon Genesis Evangelion."

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Drive me to the moon,
Let me sit in the red sports car.
Let me see what's in your pants,
See why Touga wants more.

In other words,
Let's go "Foom."
In other words,
Manipulate me.

Chain me to your car,
And drive with me forevermore.
You are who I'll duel with
To revolutionize the world.

In other words,
We are the chick.
In other words,
Smash the world's shell.

Drive me to the moon,
And let me see the castle float.
Let me fight with an insane few,
While you and Anthy screw.

In other words,
Lay your plans.
In other words,
Anthy stabbed me.

Fill your bed with groups,
And then go manipulate some more.
You are End of the Worlds,
And Chairman of the School Board.

In other words,
Have me, too.
In other words,
Please glomp me.

Akiooooo
Akiooooo

Chain me to your car,
And drive with me forevermore.
You are who I'll duel with
To revolutionize the world.

In other words,
The world's our shell.
In other words,
Amonite.
In other words,
I'm a Prince.

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I like Akio, BTW. I think they should make a hentai Utena series with him boinking all the main chars. I'd subscribe to it. O_O In the meantime, I have the Special pictures page. :D