blood soaked and honor bound: sku

Karen and Becka walk along the empty halls of Ohtori Academy. Becka speaks as Karen pulls a pecan nut out of a tin of mixed nuts, "If you haven't noticed by now, we like writing little stories. Especially those about ourselves, and *cough* Touga *cough* Saionji *cough* Men *cough*. This page is dedicated to our longer fanfics…"

Karen speaks up, "As opposed to the stuff we've been forcing you to read all along."

Becka turns around quickly, "You baka!" Karen tentatively stretches her hand out, "Peanut?" Becka groans and turns back around, launching into a fit of words, "You… you… I can't believe you sometimes, Ka-chan. You just have to interject your snide commentary after everything I say. Not only that, you clout me, frequently might I add, with a random mallet! You've even put me at the mercy of Akio in a straitjacket for Christ's sake. And now you offer me peanuts??? I'm trying to introduce the Fanfiction page here!" Karen extends her hand again, "Cashew?" Becka 's face appears in the background in the form of ultra-large demon head. A forked tongue hangs over the side of her mouth as she screams, "I don't want your stinking nuts!" Karen shrugs and pops the cashew into her mouth. Becka growls, "Am I getting through to you? Are my words penetrating past your ample cranium? Is my verbosity too colossal for your miniscule capacity?" Becka looks over at Karen to see if her words have had any impact. She sees Karen's eyes have glazed over as she drools slightly, "Oooh… Walnut…" Becka whips back around and walks smack into something solid… something very solid… something solid in a 'manly' sort of way. She blinks and realizes that she is staring at a vast and well-toned abdominal area. She tilts her head back and finds a broad expanse of chest.

Karen grins, "We like broad expanses, don't we? See '101 re… oh, never mind."

As Becka steps back, she discovers that the chest is connected to a wide set of shoulders. She grabs Karen. *squawk* And climbs up onto Karen's shoulder to get a better view. Becka blinks as she sees a narrow neck and… "Hey! It's Touga."

Karen looks up from under Becka, "Oh! Hi up there! Do you know that we have this nice little list about you? It's called…" Touga interrupts Karen, "You'd be surprised at the things I know." A little trickle of drool runs down Becka's chin and splats on Karen's forehead, "Hey! Knock it off! I don't wanna' have to go through *that* again!" By now the trickle has increased in size to a waterfall, and is beginning to fill up the hallway. Becka chants, "I do! I do! I do!" Karen looks down as the as the liquid reached her waist.

Touga looks up and down between the two girls in front of him, "Go through what again…?" Karen speaks over Becka's increasingly noisy chanting and the calm, but prevalent sound of ocean waves, "Oh, nothing. Here, read the fanfics. I'm pretty that you get to use that big sword in quite a few of them." There is a mild eyebrow twitch from Touga.

As the scene comes to a slow halt, Karen manages to shake Becka off her shoulders. Karen drifts over to the nearest life preserver that is being towed by a random rubber ducky. Touga has managed (without anyone noticing, damn) to change into a swimsuit. He lies atop a floating rubber raft, and Becka latches onto him with her arms around his waist, "Mmm… Just let me tell you 101 reasons…"


~@~ Fanfiction Submission ~@~

The rules for submitting fanfiction are few and simple.

     1. Please try to check your document for spelling and grammatical errors.

     2. Please include a disclaimer for your work.

     3. All genres, be they humor, dark, etc. are welcome, however it must be Utena-related in some way.

Super-deformed Becka holds up a sign and super-deformed Karen points to it enthusiastically. Its reads, "Blatant Katsucon Rip-Off Alert."

     4. There -IS- no rule number four! There will never -BE- a rule number four! So HA!

~@~ Fanfiction Webpages ~@~

Calling out to all fanfiction pages with Utena fanfiction! If you have  (or know of) a webpage with Utena fanfiction on it, send it on over to Becka at: SilvVenom@aol.com so she can post it here. Thanks bunches for all your help. Ja!

Becka's Character Sketches:
Infection - By Becka. Dark. A sketch based on Nanami and Tsuwabuki. [complete]
Red Rose (script)-  By Becka. Dark. A sketch based on Touga and Utena. [complete]
Unrequited- By Becka. Dark. A short sketch which focuses on Saionji. [complete]


The Fanfiction:

An Utena Tale - By Doug. Humor/Self Insert. A tale of Utena, involving Doug, Akio, and one pot of Anthy's patented curry. [currently incomplete]
Bara no Hime- By Ka-chan. Humor. A cross-over between "The Princess Bride" and "Revolutionary Girl Utena." [currently incomplete]
Becka's Ultimate Revenge- By Becka. Humor/RevengeFic/Self Insert. Becka snaps. 'nuff said.  [currently incomplete]
Longing - By Team Bonet. Provoking/Dark. A bit of a philosophical piece by an absolutely wonderful author, and written under the well-known group of writers known as Team Bonet. With an awesome selection of stories ranging across an awesome selection of series, Becka and Karen recommend you take a look at the rest of their works. Team Bonet is linked on the Links page, though if you're lazy (like us) you can just click here. [complete]
Smile of the Last Rose - By Doug. Serious/Dark. This is Doug's take on the ending of Shoujo Kakumei Utena. There are some spoilers involved, so if you haven't seen the end of the series, or you don't know what happens yet, don't read it. The ending of the series is worth waiting for, but anyway, as always, Dougy does not disappoint us. [spoiler warning/complete]
Sunday - By Team Bonet. Darkly Humorous/Mild Yaoi. As the author puts, writing Shoujo Kakumei Utena fanfiction offers a nice little outlet for surreal... [complete]
The Interview - By Dara-chan. Serious/SemiDark. This is a short fanfic which is based upon the Black Rose Duelist Saga. There are some spoilers for those of you who haven't seen up to episode fifteen. [complete]
The Utena ABCs- By Becka and Ka-chan. Humor. This is creative information that just doesn't fit anywhere else. It's not really fanfiction, but, well... even we don't know what to do with it. [complete]
Touga meets his match- By An-chan. Humor/ACC (author created character). What happens when the biggest Play-Boy in school meets the biggest Play-Girl? [complete]

 

 

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