Rollerball Theatre (2002)

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Cast

Tyler Durden .............................. Stephen Taylor
Rollerball Victim .............................. Stephen Taylor
Rollerball Victim's Friend .............................. Sean Cattlet
LL Cool J .............................. Stephen Taylor
Chris Clien .............................. Stephen Taylor
The Bad Guy .............................. Stephen Taylor
The Mercenary .............................. Stephen Taylor
The Bad Guys Lackey .............................. Stephen Taylor
The Guy you kinda see in the background in a few shots .............................. Erik Klassen

Directed by: Stephen Taylor
Camerawork: Sean Catlett and Stephen Taylor
Produced by: Sean Catlett

Stephen Taylor's thoughts of the movie
Rollerball Theatre, what can i say about it? hmmm.. well, at Erik's 18th birthday party i thought, man, Rollerball sure sucked, wow what a crappy movie, I wonder what Tyler Durden would have to say about Rollerball, I know! lets make a movie of what Tyler would say to the Director of Rollerball! So we did, despite the acting it was pretty acurate, it took a few takes for me to get serious but it came out good. Then we made another short in Requium For a Dream/ Mtv's Fear camera mode of a guy leaving the theatre after seeing Rollerball. The the last Short was a remake of the horribly long and stupid chase scene done in night vision. I played all the characters and improved the whole thing, its quite funny. But dispite its greatness i belive that Erik filmed over the Movie, of stupid scenseless people in class none-the-less, oh well. If you like Rollerball thats too bad, if you havent seen it, dont bother, rent something better like Fight Club or Snatch, hell, watch the Matrix for the milionith time, i'll spare you the trouble, LL Cool J dies, you see that one chicks boobs which you could always find pics on the net of her nude, Chris Klien kills the owner of Rollerball beacuse it is evil or something, he kills his helper and rides into the sunset with the chick character. THE END!!! ITS A DUMB GAME WITH CONFUSING RULES! GET THE BALL, RIDE A MOTORCYCLE!JUMP THROUGH A HOOP, CLIMB UP SOMETHING, DO A FEW LAPS, JUMP AND THROW THE BALL INTO A MAGNETIC THING! YOU WIN! ARG! im out

Sean Catlett's thoughts of the movie
Need I remind you all that Rollerball sucked?

Erik Klassen's thoughts of the movie
Okay, this was my birthday present I guess, what a beautiful present it was too. So much better than the real rolelrball. God I hate that movie. Well, I did not have alot to do with it, I had planned a whole shakespearian section but in the end we just never got around to it. thats okay, it still kicks lots of ass. Stupid Rollerball, I hope all who were affiliated with it die. Yep, even Jean Reno, you stupid bastard. (I sure can't spell)