Hi Folks
Let’s start with our man of
the month, WOLF:
All right, let’s get real and start
the insulting!
Top 10 reasons behind Clint’s ground staring:
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10.
He shagged a sheep the night before and still enjoying the moment 9.
He was being shy, despite he’d been caught cross-dressing in several
occasion before 8.
He was trying to maintain a low profile avoiding Kingan’s Soprano
family. 7.
He was sending txt to some chick, or just getting some last minute
Speech & Language Therapy 6.
He haunted by the guiltiness from plotting Darlin 3 years ago. 5.
He likes the black gown more than any normal heterosexual male should 4.
He'd been growing that goatee since December 2001, and by graduation
April 2002 that was all he could muster 3.
He was overwhelmed graduating ahead of Sam Clake 2.
He was suffering “Larson Daily Insult” withdrawal symptoms 1.
Hang over dating back to his one-time “kissing-the-toilet-floor” act
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Mr Silent Sifter is all fired up
joining Mr Rolls Royce’s big family;
despite he has to let go of his
SUPER HOT saffa flatmate Emma.
(Though decision bro!)
On top of that, approximately 1
month ago,
He got kick out of his flat,
Rumours has been flying around that
he may have done something,
Let’s say “something” to the
landlady that she ever forgets.
Came with a restraining order also.
Road accident happened right outside Kenny’s work,
often.
This was the fourth time this year at the same spot.
Rescue chopper landed right out the office in a less
than 5 metres distance.
Kenny will have
to cross that bridge everyday, for the next 5 years.
Kenny’s
ISO9001 Compliance Desk
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Electrical Engineer, Who? Good for attending all meetings,
gatherings and surveys for you, then wait them come back and tell you, “What
a bunch of poofter!”. |
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Drawings, keep it blank All it needs is one note: “The Contractor shall allow for
everything, include the design engineer’s works.” |
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In Tray, always empty Out Tray, always full It is essential to put down as many
corresponds as possible to slow down the document turn over rate, in
accordance with ISO 9001. |
PC, everything Always keep a full on CAD
drawing on screen during working hours, & CT after 5. . |
As you may have heard, all fire fighters are on
strike, for 8 days!!
They request public to show their support by
hooting, and frankly they are well respected & popular.
Whilst Edward Pearce’s office situated right
next to a fire brigade.
Now Try Imagine:
Just heard news today about another
8 days next week, bugger!
Further:
Demand for engineers are still going strong
Rumours has been flying around that the
market may collapses in the next 1-2 years
due to price competition & shortage in work force supply
Does anybody know how to design smoke
extraction for stage performance?
2m3/s?
After the Moscow siege,
this kinda of thingee got a bit winded up.
Kenny is preparing to move out
after ran into trouble, as usual…
& gained his first restraining
order in UK.
So he has to find somebody to take
over his room.
One of the potential candidates:
Say hello to Kristina from
Germany
(Honestly man I didn’t make this
shit up!)
thegumtree.com rocks!!
(whilst this WWW was being produced the room has been taken by an
Australian lady)
Scout returned to London after
having ravaged several European women.
(Well obviously the original line has been modified)
The first class honoured individual
managed locking himself in between the front doors.
He called up Surrey for help:
Kenny
had a good long laugh, then called the real estate agent;
The
real estate agent had a good long laugh, and then called the landlady;
The
land lady had a good long laugh, and then called a her locksmith;
The
locksmith had a good long laugh, and then called a second locksmith;
The
2nd locksmith had a good long laugh, and then replied with a quote;
The
1st locksmith had a good long laugh, again, and then replied with the quote;
The
landlady had a good long laugh, again, and then replied to real estate agent;
The
real estate agent had a good long laugh, again, and then replied to Kenny;
Kenny
had a good long laugh, again, and then replied to Larson “You are screwed”
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Eventually he was released from the
atrium 2 hours later.
In an attempt to prevent same
fiasco happen twice,
Kenny stuck a note onto the front
door:
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Dear Sunshine’s Kept the front door’s dead-lock
unlock, will you? K |
At the end of the day, a respond
fired back:
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Attention: There is no such person living here
name Sunshine. It is not appropriate to refer
anybody this way. The door will be locked due to… …………… …………… …………… …………… Your
Landlady |
No place to be named for possible
deniability purposes
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Time |
Events |
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Day 1 |
Aboard ferry to French Wasted |
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mid night |
Power chundering on the coach Barely survived the remaining
ride |
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Day 2 |
Straight to *coffee shop* for breakfast & “coffee” Smashed |
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Night |
Windows Shopping Had some banana Smashed |
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Day 3 |
Beer for breakfast Wasted b4 noon |
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Then “coffees” Smashed, very |
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Canal Curies , with zero recollection |
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Day 4 |
Vegetarian breakfast ABSOLUTELY Hammered |
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Night |
Made it back home, Where?? |
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Day 5 |
Back to work, Still pretty fucked throughout
the morning: “Woo man, that’s groovy”
“Woo man, that’s nice”
“Woo man, everything is under control”
“Woo man, you got a fax, that’s super cool
man”
Until got called into the boss’
office… |
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Oktoberfest
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Time |
Events |
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Day 1 |
Got Wasted |
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Day 2 |
Got Wasted “Chunder blow” Came very handy |
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Day 3 |
Got Wasted |
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Day 4 |
Got Wasted |
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Day 5 |
Got Wasted |
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Mr Beeds in Auckland for getting settled into
his nice, & sex appealing new mansion
Cookie in the Southland for his $100k
position
Jade’s baby
Anna’s baby
Nikki for work accomplishment & proven
big intellectual capacity does not equate wisdom
Annabell for making the best decision got
himself a PS2
Slog for successfully learned to swim and
scored the diving licence
Mr Hall for promoting from the stove burner
division into the BBQ burner division
Lord Sick Puppy for his gaining his black
belt and remained in one piece
Foster for almost completed transformation
from Peter Griffin into Ned Flanders
Again to Slog, for newly becoming the skipper
of his own yacht
Whilst Kenny’s preparing this
seasonal WWW,
and whilst everybody are still
sleeping,
and whilst the restraining order is
still in effective,
he moved, ...
to a quiet place, in order to kick
start rehab.
Check out the new
place!!
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Surrounded with greens & trees Only a few km’s from Wimbledon
Tennis ground; |
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Strong in local culture; |
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Filled with well behave
flatmates; |
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& Next to good old
traditional English style market… |
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Rehabilitation? Yeah right!!
36 Timsbury Walk, London SW15 4LN
+44-7-985015320
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