The world is full of questions
Questions that shouldn't have answers.
Questions that need answers.
But the thing is, this site doesn't have any of that shit

Welcome, to the new Totally Howard


Last updated: 7/19/03
Well enjoy the show....






Welcome to the reopened Totally Howard!!!!!! Ok, this site is up, copyrighted, but I need to fix the links.

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Hello mofo. You have entered my site. And if you don't know what is on my site you probably don't know me.But if you don't know anything about this site I'm gonna fix that.

I am DJpsycho, creator of the Torture chamber and Torture Chamber x. Master of the Cussword dictionary, and producer of Totally Howard.
Now when you see the words "Totally Howard" it doesn't mean I am gay. In fact I can't stand faggots. Totally Howard is basically a gang of dudes and a dudette who are nearly hellbent on making hillarious spoofd off of the things teen idiots and normal ppl (mostly teen idiots) do in everyday life. If you haven't guessed I am part of Totally Howard and this site will fill ya with hella stupid, funny and stereotypical remarks (all based on Totally Howard). Oh ya... we got some stuff for *all ages.

*This is a big fruckin' lie.


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As some of you may have noticed (those of you who knew me 2 years ago), I have switched my site around. What you are reading on this page is the intro to my main site. In other words the only link you should find here is to my main page. This intro will not be updated too often, but that doesn't mean I won't update it. The main page and its links, however, will be updated frequently, which you will be notified of.

ThIs Is OnLy ThE bEgInNiNg oF sOmEtHiNg BiG!!!

Here at totally howard we have a few requirments (joke! thatz a joke! don't get worried!<--why the hell did I write that 2 years ago...thats not even funny...) for all those that enter.

Dress Code
Guys-

  • Nothing preppy. Preps tend to suck lotz.
  • Shorts have to go 5 inches past knees. (No, I'm sorry we don't appreciate guy skin here. Of course we don't apreciate guy butts here either so... wear a belt.)
  • Shirts can't be dress shirts, polo shirts, or nice looking; abnoxiousness is recommended. THE FUNNY KIND THAT PISS OFF OLD PEOPLES!!!
  • O yea.. nothing queer!!!!

    Chix-

  • No tomboy shit... that ain't cool.
  • Shorts should be above knees, but if you punk girl don't worry.
  • Shirts can be anything except guy shirts....tomboys suck
  • Most anything'll fly! hehehehe


    Age
    Content on this site is suitable for *all ages

    *This is another big fruckin' lie



    Did ya miss me!?!?!?!


    And now the moment we've all been waiting for.....THE REOPENING OF MY SITE!!!


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