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"Lord
of the Rings" Sequel To Be Renamed
LOS
ANGELES - Hounded by pressure groups wielding Washington
clout, New Line Cinemas has decided to rename its blockbuster
film on home release.
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US
Tested Weapons Of Mass Desertion |
THE
PENTAGON -- Scrambling to save their credibility, the Bush
Administration has recently taken the unusual tack of disclosure.
One newly declassified report describes testing of a new weapon
that eradicates governments but leaves citizens high and dry.
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Superman,
Batman Call It Quits
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METROPOLIS
-- After 50 years, the founders of the Superhero community
announced today they were going separate ways. But while the
seemingly abrupt announcement has caught the public by surprise,
insiders say it's been coming for a long time. |
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At
A Glance
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Michael
Jordan praises son, forgives Jimmy the Greek
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Man
Who Hates Job Stays Because Money Is OK
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White
House Doctor Leaks Colonoscopy Report: Bush's Ass Actually
President
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Woman
Gets Makeover, But Is Still Ugly |
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Satellite
photos offer evidence Iraq is testing weapons of Mass Turbation.
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Ending
years of speculation, Courtney Love demonstrates how ex-boyfriend
Kurt Cobain really got his face blown off.
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Still
searching for a winning contender in 2004, Democrats tap Missourian
Mel Carnahan. "It worked against Ashcroft," say
strategists.
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"Narf!
What are we gonna do today, Brain?"
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