Top Quotes

Yes, all these quotes were said in one day at Evan's house. No offence to the subject of any of these quotes.

Top 20 Quotes of September 20th

• 20. "She has an ok body, but her face ruins the equation." -Matt Schwarz
• 19. "I don't like this whole passing around Shuai thing." -Shuai Chen
• 18. "You get your money's worth with this one" -Mark Wilson
• 17. "They are sexing again, yay!" -Matt Schwarz
• 16. "Evan's hot... in a manly way" -Justin Berlin
• 15. "What dp you want $3 for? -Christine Laufer "3 more goes with Shuai" -Mark Wilson
• 14. "I knew that condom was Mark's, because it wasn't stretched out" -Justin Berlin
• 13. "If, I'm gay, than your a man" -Mark Wilson
• 12. "Chinese penis is twin tower big" -Justin Berlin
• 11. "25 cents!!! You could get more for a quarter" -Matt Schwarz
• 10. "Mark is the gayest kid ever" -Matt Schwarz
• 9. "Mark is probably the horniest straight kid here" -Matt Schwarz
• 8. "Becaue I like it up the ass" -Mark Wilson
• 7. "Mark, here's your ball back" -Christine Laufer
• 6. "Christine, I'm madly in love with you" -Mark Wilson "That doesn't lower her prices" -Justin Berlin
• 5. "Don't feel bad Matt, I would have said that same thing about you" -Christine Laufer "Wanna step into Evan's room and find out?" -Matt Schwarz
• 4. "I'm a miserly pussy" -Mark Wilson
• 3. "It's true, I am a miserly vagina" -Mark Wilson (about 2 hours later)
• 2. "I don't know why Mark is mad at me; he knows I have a big mouth" -Christine Laufer
• 1. "Mark wants to try to impregnate Ali's mouth" -Christine Laufer