The Three Components of Hockey

If I may borrow an idea from George Carlin; Hockey is NOT a sport. It is a combination of three seperate activities:

1. Figure skating

2. Playing with a puck (Ever notice the puck looks like a urinal cake? Hmmm..)

3. Beating the shit out of each other.

The game would be MUCH more interesting if they did all three activities seperately. First you do the figure skating, next you play around with the urinal cake, and THEN you beat the shit out of each other. The games would last a whole lot longer, and be that much more entertaining! :)

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