The Three Components of Hockey
If I may borrow an idea from George Carlin; Hockey is NOT a sport. It is
a combination of three seperate activities:
1. Figure skating
2. Playing with a puck (Ever notice the puck looks like a urinal cake?
3. Beating the shit out of each other.
The game would be MUCH more interesting if they did all three activities
seperately. First you do the figure skating, next you play around with
the urinal cake, and THEN you beat the shit out of each other. The games
would last a whole lot longer, and be that much more entertaining! :)
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