REALITY CHECK #1: THIS SITE IS NOT REAL
All stories herein are parodies, take-offs, burlesques, satires, works of fiction, fakes, imposters of reality, pretenders, falsehoods. All names used in these stories are made up in my head and if it happens to be your real name its just a coincidence...a freaky, freaky, freaky coincidence. Real names are used in the parody of public figures, because I think that it's a law that we mock them out.
REALITY CHECK #2: THIS SITE IS NOT MEANT FOR MINORS
Miami Harold is intended for use by those age 18 and older. If you are under 18 I beg you to reconsider your decision to read what's on this site...in fact, you should reconsider reading in general...I read a Men's Health article that says you should probably be lifting weights instead....I know...that's ironic.
REALITY CHECK #3: THIS SITE USES PICTURES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FAIR USE
Miami Harold works on the assumption that these images are OK to copy and use in a situation where they are meant to parody and poke fun...and not put in a situation where this site is being used to make money off of them. In fact, this site makes no attempt to make money, much like my former brother-in-law.
If you see a picture on here that you took and wish it to be taken down, please email me at firstname.lastname@example.org and I'll accomodate you at the earliest opportunity.
All stories are © 2002 Miami Improv.