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Fung-Ku: The Ban List

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The Ban List

1. Pierce Inglis - This dude had problems with Fung-Ku from the start. Ever since he heard about Fung-Ku starting up, he saw us as his enemies. So, we did what any enemy would do to another. We sent two people after him, and they destroyed him. But either way, he's banned.

2. Chris Suderman - A former Fung-Ku student, Chris had problems following directions. From when he first started, he thought he was the best. He challenged me (Riley) to a fight in the first class. Of course I had to say no, because he wasn't ready. But Chris, being the stubborn prick that he is, wouldn't give up. So he tried to perform one of the few moves he knew, The Color Yellow, on me. I blocked it with a Chicken Balls, and attacked. When he was on the ground, I went back to my class. Then, Chris got up and said "Fung-Ku sucks" before storming out in a violent, homosexual rage.

3. All Judases (Especially Kurt)- This is pretty obvious, I think...the Judases have been trying to destroy Fung-Ku from the time they found out about us. You know the story if you read the history. But either way, they are SO banned.

4. Megan Brown - Well...she's just ugly.

5. Kayla Spencer - At one time, she was quite eager to become a Fung-Ku student. And we were pretty close to letting her in, until she broke rule number seven; she disrespected a Grandmaster. Therefore, we banned her. And she will never step foot in a Fung-Ku ring...

6. Terrina Barsalou - I really don't know who this is, so I can't say anything until I talk to Corey.

7. Ben Hancock - Partly because of his last name, partly because of his excessive skinniness, and partly just because of his unwillingness to fight, we banned him from our sport permanently.

8. Kalen Qually - Again, the excessive skinniness was a big factor...Kalen was one of the people who, after hearing of the rebellion against Fung-Ku, had to "think about" his status in our sport. I didn't like that attitude, so I fired him. He is now permanently banned.

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