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V.I.C.E.

minutes of April Meeting

 

Apologies from (1)  Jim Clegg   (2) Rob Seaward   (3) John Lowe  (4) David Evans

 

The apologies from 2-4 above were not accepted as they are a sad bunch for being in a caravan down Gower instead of drinking with the boys in the Village Inn.

 

There is a note in the minutes to the effect that “Stuart is having more than his fair share” but I don’t know what that means.

 

Minutes of the last meeting

Brian seconded them on the basis that he had not read them. They were seconded by all those who had also not read them.

 

Proposed by MLO “ We should change “bar person of the month” to “Bar person of the day” owing to the large turn over of staff, and the fact that by the time we get around to giving the award the recipient has usually moved on.

 

Matters arising from last minutes.

 

The MLO reported that Anne Lowe had now fulfilled her obligation by way of a private exhibition given to him on the night of Budgies wedding. He concurred that he was very satisfied with the event, and recommended that should any of us get the chance to see a replay, it is not to be missed.

A letter of appreciation will be sent to John Lowes mother.

 

Staff uniform

We have had some feedback from some of the oi’s, One of them, Kath, said she liked the thigh length boots black Basque with the tie up front and a whip. She told us that we could save some money on the whip as she already has one.

 

Sally has all the kinky gear she needs but has asked if we could supply her with a new battery for her portable massager. We agreed to send her an Exide car battery catalogue so can choose a real powerful one.

 

New Chief Oi has got loads of kinky gear, but the management has told her that she must not wear anything revealing. We decided to thank the Management for their consideration to the punters of the Village Inn.

 

M.M. Lent Pledge 

 

It was noted that she blew it big time on the chairman’s day. We have given the job of getting the £20 out of her to the MLO, good luck mate! See you over the Com!

 

True Record

 

A letter was read out that was sent to Martin Kemp asking him to verify the minutes of the Feb meeting as a “True” record.

There has been no reply to date.

 

Treasurer’s report

 

He was absent so we came to the conclusion that he has run off with the money.

 

MLO Report

 

Reading from his beer mat He told us that he had received a request for a condom machine to be placed in the gents’. We decided that if there were to be a machine in the Pub that it would be best if it were to be located in the Ladies. That way they would have to pay for them. Sally has asked that if we do provide a condom machine would we make sure that there are plenty of mint flavoured in stock as these are her favourite.

 

Des nutter The Mlo reported that he could not get one of the designated nutters ( namely Bobby Box) to pay a fine. The reason given by the Des Nutter was “ I won’t pay because I gave Don a Foster and Allen record because I didn’t have a Fury’s LP anyway I’m from Neath, and the frogs have eaten all my goldfish”

We all thought he was doing a fine job as one of our Designated Nutters.

 

At this point it was noted that the MLO was reading out his notes from two sides of a beer mat instead of his customary one side. It was suggested that seeing as has his work load had increased so much he should have an assistant. It was then decided to get in touch with Dennis Nordon and offer him the post of Assistant MLO seeing as he has a very nice clip board that could be used instead of using up costly beer mats. This was agreed.

 

Bar person of the month

 

It was agreed that the honour will, yet again be a posthumous  award. The honour for March will go to Linda the ex Chief Oi!

 

Forthcoming events

 

 

Tickets are nearly all sold for the Blues Bros night.

We will go ahead with the Bar-B-Q

Plans are under way to produce a Panto But they are secret (top secret)

 

Any other’s business

 

We are now twined with Bulgaria