HAVE A GO HERO ROB TEACHES THUGS A
LESSON
EXCLUSIVE
To
stand by and watch the day some heartless
yobs
were up to no good in his street. Rob a
plucky
33 year old VICE member told our reporter
“
I knew there was something up when I was out digging my garden and I spotted
three new faces on the block. They were looking up the street and my suspicions
were confirmed when one of them claimed they were lost and asked for directions.
I gave them directions alright”
When
Rob challenged the would be thieves one of them emptied his bowels and fled
empty handed leaving Rob to grapple with the other two
“
I managed to get hold of one of them by his short trousers and kicked him in the
groin “ said Rob who is currently recovering from the incident at home. “ I
then managed to pull him to the ground and hit him in the face with my shovel
several times. The next thing I knew I could hear the other one crying and out
of the corner of my eye I saw him trying to make his getaway “ Rob was having
none of it. “ I instinctively grabbed a short length of rusty drainpipe which
had been lying around and smashed him over the head with it “
Eighteen
stone Rob who used to be a keen boxer during his time with the territorial army
then managed to inflict a number of heavy blows on the thugs until a neighbour,
alerted by their screams, raised the alarm. The police arrived and the intruders
aged 9 and 12 were carted off to hospital for emergency treatment.
“
At the time I wasn’t scared “ said Rob, who is recovering from badly bruised
knuckles, “ I didn’t really think about it but looking back I suppose it was
a pretty foolhardy thing to do as they could have been concealing flick knives,
guns, coshes and hammers. The thing is, you have to protect and defend yourself
especially around here.
VICE’s
Secretary, Don Lillie was the first to congratulate Rob.
“
He’s a very brave man and I am extremely proud of him. My only regret is that
I wasn’t around to help him so that we could have finished the little bastards
off properly “