-So funny it should be illegal!-
Here's the most basic form of humour, and most easily spread from person to person. I'm not really a fan of long jokes, but I will still put them up f they pass the (very low) DBL standards, so get mailing people!
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Okay peeps, here are the jokes, but bear in mind that we didn't make them up, but instead recieved them via email!
Q> What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A> Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife,but you can't beat a blowjob.
Q> Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A> So men can be open minded.
Q> What's the speed limit of sex?
A> 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q> What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A> The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q> What's the difference between your paycheck and a cock?
A> You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Q> Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A> "Is it in?"
Q> How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A> If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
Q> How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A> One of his fingers is clean.
Q> Whats the difference between parsley and pussy?
A> Nobody eats parsley.
Q> What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?
A> Kermit's Finger.
Q> What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A> Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q> What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A> They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.