-So funny it should be illegal!-

 

Here's the most basic form of humour, and most easily spread from person to person. I'm not really a fan of long jokes, but I will still put them up f they pass the (very low) DBL standards, so get mailing people!

 

*NOTE: If you are easily offended, you probably should move on to another section of the site, but if DBL have made you feel a target of abuse, please don't hesitate to email one of the staff and report your problem.

 

Okay peeps, here are the jokes, but bear in mind that we didn't make them up, but instead recieved them via email!


Sexual Jokes

Q> What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?

A> Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife,but you can't beat a blowjob.


Q> Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

A> So men can be open minded.


Q> What's the speed limit of sex?

A> 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.


Q> What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?

A> The longer you play with them, the harder they get.


Q> What's the difference between your paycheck and a cock?

A> You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!


Q> Three words to ruin a man's ego...

A> "Is it in?"


Q> How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?

A> If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.


Q> How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?

A> One of his fingers is clean.


Q> Whats the difference between parsley and pussy?

A> Nobody eats parsley.


Q> What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?

A> Kermit's Finger.


Q> What do you do with 365 used rubbers?

A> Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.


Q> What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?

A> They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.