Brock Lesnar - THE NEXT BIG THING
Name: Brock Lesnar Height: 6'5" Weight: 295 lbs. From: Webster, SD

Win/Loss/Draw Record Titles Held People Used People Mentioned Location of Roleplay OOC Comment
Singles = 13/5/0

Tag Team = 1/0/0

WCF World Champion (x2) (Current), WCF Tag-Team Champion Brock Lesnar Chris Benoit, Kurt Angle, Christian WCF Smackdown Ring Smackdown Roleplay # 1

 




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*** The Jackhammer sounds as Brock Lesnar walks out quickly and grabs a microphone, does a few mean poses and then suddenly gets a smile on his faceÖ ***

Whoa, NOW Iíve seen everything! Oh My God, I canít believe King Shit, Christian came out here to comment on our match! Christian, let me just say, that takes some real guts to come out here and say some pretty harsh words to the UNDISPUTED CHAMPION! You better realize Christian, that to get this title I had to beat everyoneís ass that wanted it, and the reason these matches are non-title, is because you simply canít hack it against a man of my size and strength, and plus, I put fans in the seat with my wrestling not with my cocky attitude, so who better than to see WRESTLING in the main event on Summerslam? Christian or Brock Lesnar? Brock Lesnar! I mean, itís not like you would have won anyways even IF it WERE a title match up! Christian, your lucky itís a non-title match up because now I know I donít have to give it my all and wrestle hard for two reasons! One, fear of not losing my title! I donít care how well I do in this match, this match is just to sharpen my teeth on, and two, itís Christian! Like Come on! How hard can Mr. Ego be? I donít think very hard, because if he was, HEíD BE SOMEWHERE IN THIS FEDERATION RIGHT NOW! Now you think that I am afraid to put this damn title on the line? Christian, if it werenít too late, Iíd put it on the line right now, but I guess youíll just have to wait until after Summerslam when I beat Chris Benoit and Kurt Angleís ass! Plus, your not worthy enough for a title shot against the master! Youíll have to prove your worth! And Christian, you HAD skills, we could have been buddies if you would have joined the Dominant Army, but now, now I look back and think itís great that you didnít join, because I donít want to be buddies with an egotistical maniac like you Christian! Thatís all you are! You say youíve beaten The Undertaker, Sabu, Austin, and even Edge! Wow, Impressive! My God, Iíve beaten all there is to beat, and Iíve taken the Undertaker to school a few times and even ending his 2+ month title reign! The King, The King! You keep calling yourself the King! Christian, what are you the King of? Loserville!? Christian, you need a reality check, because last time I checked you werenít anything more than a mere Canadian peasant! You call yourself the Canadian Hero? Well, Christian, I was a two time All-American, NCAA Champion, and to top that off, I am now Two Time WCF Undisputed Champion! So, last time I checked, Iíve done more things than you Mr. Shit-by! Now Christian, youíve toppled big dogs in their prime, huh? WellÖ I might be a big dog, but Iím no where near my prime yet, and if being a two-time heavyweight champion in my rookie year is impressive, you just have to wait for my Prime buster! Now Christian, you want a shot at my title, I told you, I have no problem giving you a shot for it, BUT, itíll have to wait for after I kick the crap out of the Menacing Dog and The Olympic Zero! Youíre the only legend left that I havenít beaten? Huh? What are you talking about, because if I recall, I donít call you a legend, I call you a Jerk! You call me a steroid jakked freak all you want, but that doesnít change the fact that I donít really take Steriods and the fact that I will still whoop your ass all over the country from California to Florida to Washington to New Jersey to damn Toronto in Canada! I donít care where we are, when it is, but Iíll just kick your ass! Before Breakfast, after breakfast, before lunch, after lunch, before dinner, after dinner, and even after a midnight snack, I donít care when it is, because whatever time of day it is, if youíre in for an ass whopping, thatís what youíll get, because The Next Big Thing and WCF Undisputed Champion doesnít like cocky bitches, so you better just worry about me, because The REAL Big Dog! Now Christian, you donít seem to educated, so you better get ready to be taken to school and taught a lesson by The Next Big ThingÖ!!!???!!!

*** The Jackhammer sounds once again as Brock Lesnar does a few more quick poses drops the microphone and exits the ring and heads to the backÖ ***


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