Brock Lesnar - THE NEXT BIG THING
Name: Brock Lesnar Height: 6'5" Weight: 295 lbs. From: Webster, SD

Win/Loss/Draw Record Titles Held People Used People Mentioned Location of Roleplay OOC Comment
Singles = 13/4/0

Tag Team = 1/0/0

WCF World Champion (x2) (Current), WCF Tag-Team Champion Brock Lesnar Booker T WCF Nitro Ring Nitro Roleplay # 2

 




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*** The Jackhammer sounds and Brock Lesnar’s music plays over the PA System! Out walks Brock Lesnar holding his WCF Undisputed Championship flat in his hands for the whole word to see. Brock Lesnar makes his way down to the ring, and grabs a microphone before entering the ring! He then waits for the crowd to shush down… ***

Well... Well... Well! I just heard that no name piece of crap come out here and say some type of shit, which was meant to be offensive to me, but no, this time I'm not mad! I'm rather humorous on his behalf, because he did say some funny stuff! Like he was 5 time, count them 1...2...3...4...5 time wCw champion, and he calls that an accomplishment? Wow Booker, if you don’t remember, wCw SUCKS ASS! If you dont believe me, ask anyone around! They went through more staff changes than the employees at a local loblaws grocery store! Booker T, sure you were 5 time wCw champion, but look, that also means you lost the title 5 times dumbass! wCw means shit, because if I had gone to wCw, which would also mean I would have had a brain tumor, which would be affecting my thinking, I would have been one time wCw champion, because I would have won the title, and never lost it! I would just give it up when I felt that the federation was SERIOUSLY gone downhill! Booker T, can you say you've held the WCF Tag-Team Championships? Can you say you've held the WCF Undisputed Championship... not only once... but Twice!? No Booker T, you cant! Can you say you've won the NCAA Championship for Wrestling? No Booker T, you can't, because you are not a TRUE wrestler! You are just someone who rides along the coattails of your brother Stevie Ray, until one day someone gives you the title, and you call it an accomplishment? Booker, you have barely accomplished anything, and I'll be damned if you accomplish something within the WCF! You wont, I'll tell you that right now! You might have beaten the Rock but Booker T, honestly, who cant? I've never had the pleasure to kick his ass in the WCF yet, but I know that If the challenge is put out, I'd be honored to kick his ass, and I'm gratefully honored to be the one to kick the living crap out of you! Booker T, after tonight, you wont see daylight again! Why? Because you seem to forget the fact who your messing with! You’re messing with the WCF Undisputed Champion! Booker, look at this title! Do you have it, no! Why? Because you’re not worthy enough for it! You might say your a rookie in this federation and stuff like that, and that you haven’t been given the right amount of chances to get this title, but look, Booker, it was freaking 2 weeks that I was into this federation and I already had this title around my waist! Can you say the same thing for yourself? I don’t think so! We’ll see if you accomplish more than me in this federation!? Now you want to comment about the size of my genitalia? Booker, I don’t know why you like to comment on the size of other men’s genitalia, but let me just say, it’ll make your arm look like a freaking Banana! That’s how big it is! But enough about that, I’ll let the ladies think about that! Now Booker T, I’m getting ready to enter the school of Hard Knocks Booker T style, and I am ready to take it over, Brock Lesnar style! Now Booker, I’ll be in the back, but if you want to come out here again and make yourself look like a total ass, go ahead, I don’t mind, I need a good laugh! So Booker, see-you tonight… in HELL! Why? BECAUSE I AM THE NEXT BIG THING! Oh yeah, Booker T, Thanks for the Laugh from Before! Fruit Booties! Who says that? Anyways… Bye Booker…

*** The Next Big Thing Brock Lesnar drops the microphone and drapes the title over his shoulder. He exits the ring and makes his way to the back… ***


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