*** Michael Cole walks into Brock Lesnar’s locker room and asks for the interview. Brock who seems mad pushes Michael away and begins to talk on his own… ***

[Michael Cole] Hi Brock Lesnar, Chris Benoit had some serious words to say about you, how do you feel about it?

Shut-Up Michael, I will talk and you will listen… simple as that… Yeah, now again, I’m not going to be out for a long time, but I’ll see what I can get done and I’ll see if I have time to say all that I need to say about Mike Awesome and Chris Benoit for the time being right now! So first off, Chris Benoit, you keep running your mouth off again and again and dammit again! You won’t even be able to talk by the time of our match, since you keep running your stupid mouth off about nothing, nothing, and even more nothing! Chris, how do you make an honest living? Please say it’s not by wrestling, because as a wrestler, you are horrible! Now you say I bore the hell out of these fans? Chris, you see the fans right now… they are awake! Not like the fans during your interviews! Man, but that’s alright, I like listening to your interviews, because if I’m tired, I have some great valuable sleep time to catch up on! Yeah, you say you want to kick my ass? No! Well… you might want to, but there is no way that that is going to happen, and everyone knows that! Hell, even the kid in the audience right there with a dead conjoint fetus stuck to the side of his face knows that you cannot and will not issue an ass kicking to me! I’m just too powerful for you! Be excited all you want, but it’s only a cheep ass slut like you who can get excited OVER A MATCH! I mean like, what are you thinking! You might make Mike Awesome scream in pain, as much pain as you can issue to him, but I hardly doubt you’ll even lay your hand on me, because you know and I know, that if you do, there will be hell to be paid, in the form of a good old ass kicking by the one, the only, Brock Lesnar! Smile Benoit, smile all you want! Show the world your like 12 missing teeth, because tonight, I’m going to add to that collection of missing teeth when I knock you in the mouth if you try anything stupid! Chris, don’t you worry, when I win, you can still celebrate your ass off for me! But this time your ass will be black and blue from being kicked so much! Chris, you said “When you win your title back, you’ll hold on to it as long as possible, until you retire?” Well…. Let me break it down for you right now. Number one, you will not win MY title back tonight, number two when you lose, you will not be the champion, so you can not hold on to the title, and finally, number three, when you retire… you’ll retire when I finish beating the crap out of you, which will leave no time what-so-ever for you to hold that damn title! Who will be able to take it from you… ME! I don’t care if you can beat John Cena or Randy Orton, but the fact remains that I will take that damn title off Mike Awesome’s waist and keep you away from it! You got that buster? Now I don’t care about Chyna or Test holding the major titles, and I don’t care how much this federation is in trouble, because when Brock Lesnar is in a federation he keeps the fans watching who he is going to lay a beating to next, and Benoit, your name is next under that list along with Mike Awesome’s name, so you know what that means! It’s time, so in a few hours, you’ll be long lost because I’ll have kicked your ass not only in the ring, out of the ring, but I’ll kick it to a different country! You got that Benoit? Make a mental note about it! Well, Benoit, I was on Leno before, and I don’t care where you go… you can go on damn Sesame Street and lip lock with Elmo or Oscar the Grouch, I don’t care! Go on the lesbian fat woman’s show, I don’t care! Go to Pluto, I don’t care! Ok… well… I might care if you go to Pluto, but you get the damn point don’t you? And if you don’t, I’ll have to beat it into your head! Chris, use your opportunities wisely I was always told, but for you, there is no damn way that you’ll win! And then you’ll finally realize Brock Lesnar is the real deal when I PROVE YOU WRONG… BECAUSE I AM THE NEXT BIG THING!

*** Brock Lesnar pushes Michael Cole away and walks to around in the halls… ***