*** The WCF-Tron lights up and show’s Brock Lesnar on it with a mad look on his face… ***

Well… Benoit, you seem to have done it again, and boy, this time when you did it, you did it even more like the person you are! What did you do you may ask? Well, I’ll just tell you! You came out here, once again, and acting like a total ass munch! What’s an ass munch? Well, let’s just look at the criteria! An ass munch is about 5’10”, 235lbs, hailing from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, and says “Prove Me Wrong” an awful lot. Benoit, do you know anyone like that? Do you know any ass munches? Well, guess what, just look in the mirror and you’ll see a major ass munch! That ass munch is none-other then you, Chris Benoit, and you should know that for a fact, since my god, you’ve been living as one for the past how many years of your life! And now Benoit, you think that you are a worthy champion because you beat me for the title? Hell no! You’ll never be a worthy champion Benoit! NEVER! You know why, because you lack something very important in all of the worthy champions alive… which myself could classify under… but more importantly the characteristic you lack is a simple one called Talent! Talent makes the world go ‘round, but not for you Benoit, because your in the negatives in talent wise! Benoit, yeah, you did underestimate me, and calling me a pussy and shit like that underestimated me a lot, and Benoit, right now I still think you underestimate me, because I know I can kick your ass so badly you’d bleed from the teeth, but do you? No, because when we fought last time I didn’t go hard on you, but if I wanted to I could have kicked your throat so hard, your saliva would shine through your ass! And yeah, your right, we haven’t heard A lot from Mike Awesome except the titles bit and the flaming tables to hell part, but yeah, Mike, what gives? Where the hell are you? Are you too scared to show your face around here? Mike, I don’t care about you, or even know a lot about you, but what I do know is that you can totally dominate Chris Benoit, and you mentioned something like that when you can out here to talk, but you also said you can totally dominate me, Brock Lesnar, which went too far, because Benoit, yeah, you can probably beat the living crap out of him, I wont deny that, but me? C’mon Awesome, I don’t want you to underestimate me, because quite frankly, I will beat your ass down, and I’ll stomp a mud hole into you if you underestimate me, because Brock Lesnar doesn’t take being underestimated very well! It angers me, and when I get angered I tear up some heads to shreds! And Benoit, I am actually a bit surprise because you said Mike Awesome MIGHT be able to beat me, and the key word is might, signifying that I am a bigger threat than Mike Awesome, and that is one hundred percent correct, but look, Benoit, look at the size of me, I am a bigger threat that most men in the ring, including you! Benoit, I DON’T think I can beat the Canadian Crippler… I KNOW I CAN BEAT THE CANADIAN CRIPPLER! If YOU think you can beat THE NEXT BIG THING… YOU’RE THE ONE WHO’S DEAD WRONG, YOU’RE THE ONE YOU BETTER THINK AGAIN! Phew! Now, Benoit, you seem to state that Mike Awesome try’s to act Big and Bad all he wants, but Chris, he might not be bad, but he sure as hell is big, but someone like you, your neither big nor bad! That’s the comparison, and of course someone like my, big and bad, a double whammy! And now, about Mike Awesome being a veteran in this competition, that status don’t matter, and as far as Benoit goes saying that he is a rookie and so on and so forth, about him making a big impact as soon as he came into this damn federation, but Benoit, I don’t know if you are retarded or not, but let me tell you something! Within about 2 weeks of joining this federation, I WON THE WORLD TITLE and the TAG-TEAM TITLES, which then went on and were GIVEN to you! You can call yourself a major asset in any company you wish, but look, I am much bigger, stronger, and more dangerous, and I’m sure if you ask the crowd they will tell you that they would rather see The Next Big Thing Brock Lesnar over the Canadian Crappler Chris Benoit the Rabid Doggie! And you say I turn my back on people? No, I make choices! Joining the people might have been a really bad choice, but guess what, leaving them is an ever better choice, because Look at me now, about to be crowned the Undisputed Champion! Well… sure I have to win my match up against you and Mike Awesome first, but I know I’ll win that! I have no doubt in my mind that I’ll cream both of your sorry Asses! And now, you think you’re a dangerous man… you might be… when you have a gun… but the only guns I need are my arms, and I’ll tear you a new one faster than you can spell your name, and for you Benoit, since your really, really, really, really, really stupid, it’ll be a while, so I’ll tear you twenty-six or twenty-seven new ones! Now your excuses about how you lost the tag-team titles and Undisputed world title was because you weren’t focused is an excuse of pure bullcrap, because you lost your tag-team titles because you never actually won them, and Mike Awesome and Rhyno have been REAL tag-team champions before, and your World Title, you lost it because you suck… oh that, and because The Next Big Thing kicked a little bit of your ass last Monday, but not too much, considering I have you this Sunday to finish off the job and finally shut you up… FOR GOOD! Now for you to say that you were still in vacation mode, might have been true, but guess what, I don’t care what kind of mode your in, it wont surpass the mode that I will be in, which will be a freaking winning mode, and when my mind is set for winning, I win damn it! Chris right now, I’m standing in your damn way… will you make me pay? We’ll see, but what I think is that you will not make me pay, because of the simple fact, that you CANT! Now Benoit, you can’t beat Mike Awesome, you sure as hell can’t beat me, and I don’t even know if you can beat your grandmother, but you’ll see this Sunday when I tear you up, like a Kleenex in a snot party! Chris Benoit, I kind of want to feel your wrath, I want to feel your most intense beating, because God knows, that it is nothing compared to even one of my moves! One F-5 from me, will knock you out to kingdom come, and that’s a promise! When you go to the hospital, you’ll get so high off morphine, that you might now remember who put you in the hospital, but all you have to remember is to look or feel the back of your head, and there will be a 6inch. protruding bump, that yeah, when you feel it, you’ll know that Brock Lesnar did that to you! Chris I’ve been beaten by you before, and I DO want to experience it again, but I’m afraid that I can’t let that happen because you are too damn slow to understand anything, and what I’m trying to get you to understand is that you have no chance in this match-up! Well, I might not be deemed the best damn technical wrestler in the world today, and that is because people don’t focus on my technical characteristics and traits, they look for my power moves and Greco-roman style of wrestling, but Chris I can guarantee that if we fight, I’ll use more technical moves on you, then you’ve ever seen or imagined! Yeah, that’s right! No question about it, and now, Chris, your no match for me, because I learn from my mistakes, and my mistake last time we fought was to not do anything and still win, but you managed to throw in a lucky punch or two! Yeah, and that is not what will happen this Sunday night, because on Vengeance it will be my Vengeance, and when we fight, I’ll be the one coming out with my hand raised, and the title around my waist… why? BECAUSE I AM THE NEXT BIG THING…!!!???!!!

*** The WCF-Tron shuts off… ***