[Alf] Fans, let’s have a warm welcome to San Diego’s own Brock Lesnar…

Oh Geez, thanks Alf! It’s great to be on the Tonight Show twice within’ three times I’ve been out! Man, again, thank’s a lot A lot Alf!

[Alf] Oh No Problem… Now I’m not that good of a host, so I’m just going to let you talk your brains out about your match with Bagwell…

Well, Alright… I Guess…

[Alf] I’ll just be combing my fur… So take is away Brock…

Thanks Alf…

[Alf] No Problem…

Well, folks, you see I’m fighting Buff Bagwell, the crappiest wrestler on the planet! And now, I did lose to him… for some freak reason, and I don’t care if he thinks it’s going to happen again, but he knows that I truly am amazing! He is just one jealous punk! And I’m going to teach that punk a little lesson to be remembered! He will never forget the name BROCK LESNAR once the Pay-Per-View is finished! I will tear him a new spleen! I will make him bleed badly! And once I beat him, I have bigger and better things to do, like win the World Title… again! Once I beat you, there is no doubt that I will win the whole tournament and be crowned the WCF Undisputed World Champion for the second time, an honor both of us have not get succeeded at! But who did you beat to win the World Title? Me… wow… I was younger, I was more feeble, I was a rookie! Who did I beat? The top-dog himself! The legend! The Undertaker! I ended his Two Month Plus Title Reign! Something which no one could do, other than me! And now Russo comes out here and says I’m nothing with-out him? Buff, I have done what no other man in WCF has done before! I beat 3 super-stars one right after the other, after the other! I beat “The Immortal” Hulk Hogan! I beat “The People’s Champ” The Rock! And Finally, I beat “The American Bad@$$” The Undertaker! No One Can Stop Me! Especially Not You Buff! I know my ways of Life, and that way of life is To Beat You this Sunday! Tomorrow Night, is the last time you’ll see things, because once I jam my fingers into your cataracts you’ll be left clinically blind! I’ll kill you buff, don’t think I wont! I’m not scared to stoop down to that level! I’ll do it happily, and you being the victim, only makes me even more happy! Buff, you better be scared, and if your not, you will once you step into the ring with a real ring rookie monster. Buff, I will make you wet your pants, once I show you my muscles! You’ll have the crap scared out of you, and then, I’ll smush your face around in that crap, and give you the Brock Attack, and once I give you my patented Brock attack, there is nothing left to do but wait… wait for the angel of death to come and take you onto a far worse place than in the ring, and trust me, once you get into the ring with Brock Lesnar, you’ll think there is not a worse place on earth, but all you have to do is wait! I’ll prove you wrong! So far, you’ve been too scared to show your jealous face around here, and I commend you for that, because a lot of people are scared to show their faces to the Next Big Thing, because they know I’ll tear them to shreds if I feel like it, and right now Buff, I’m feeling like it! This match, B vs. B… who will win…B! Which B… Brock! That’s Me, if your small in-competent mind hasn’t allowed you to access that yet. Now, I’m sure National TV doesn’t want me to bore them any longer with such a boring topic like Buff Bagwell, so Alf, thanks for having me on the show…

[Alf] Oh… Um… Yeah No Problem… So folks… stick around until next time…!!!