The WCF just got finished going through a commercial about Pepcid AC, when all the lights shut and the letters BL show up on the WCF-tron! All the fans know what’s coming towards them and they are ready for the first actual glimpse of Brock Lesnar out side of his locker room. “Last Resort” by Papa Roach hits and all the fans rise and sort of nod their heads to the music. Every one knows just what’s about to happen. A spotlight shines right on the entrance way, as Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar walk out sort of triumphantly. The lights all open and Paul Heyman grabs a microphone from one of the announcers…
It’s finally time! Finally time for all of you to see the MAN-MONSTER, Brock Lesnar. And folks, this man is standing right beside me! He’s human, but has the power of a pick-up truck! Now first off, I’d like to address Hulk Hogan, who came out here earlier and made a challenge to Brock Lesnar for the Pay-Per-View, Backlash. And of course Brock Lesnar would have loved to fight for the World Title, I guess this is what he’s given! So, being Brock’s manager, I found out Hulk Hogan’s weaknesses and almost filled a novel! Oh boy, his weaknesses are many. But the old fart has gained a lot of respect in my books, just for challenging the Man/Beast, but Hulk, you sure as hell wont beat it. Challenging Brock is probably the last thing you’ll be known for, before Brock demolishes you and you will be sent to live with all the other people your age, in Heaven! Because everyone knows when you reach 145 years old, you’re never living. Hulk, on Backlash, you just be aware because you don’t know the kind of beating your up for! Oh boy, you’re going to get your ass handed to you, but Brock. Just look at the comparison between Brock and you! Brock is YOUNGER, taller, heavier, smarter, and most defiantly Stronger! So Hulk, you’ve got quite a competition going, so I suggest to take ten steps back kneel and pray for your life, because Hulk, WHAT’CHA GONNA’ DO BROTHER, WHEN BROCK LESNAR RUNS WILD ON YOU!!! Here you go Brock…
Scott Steiner, I see we have been placed in a match on Monday night. A match which will be your last match, because when you face Brock Lesnar, you will go through Hell, and still lose. I told you all that I wanted to eliminate false competition, and that will start with Scott Steiner. Scott, you will be the first victim in Brock’s line. I am superior to all, as My. Heyman had said, and no one will stop me. Who will? I dare you to name someone. Now, I’m not much of a man on the microphone, but what I lack on the microphone, I make up triple for in the ring, and Scott Steiner, if you don’t believe that I can just prove it this Monday night on Nitro. I will rise to the top of this federation, like a ladder. Every opponent I face will be a rung, and starting with you Scott, you are the first, and the easiest rung, and after you I suppose Hulk Hogan will be next, but that is another story. So on Monday night, I will humiliate you in front of all the Nitro fans who you think are your so called freaks. Well, Scott, let me tell you something. They are not your freaks! No one is your freaks! Hell, you are not even a freak, but when I demolish you on Monday night, on Nitro, you will sure as hell look like one. And what is with your nickname, Big Poppa Pump. Number one, you are not Big! Number two, you are not a Poppa, or a father, and Number Three you sure as hell cant Pump anything! But Scott, our match is first on the card, which is good because after I brutally beat you, you can go cry for a longer period of time. Let’s go Mr. Heyman…
There you have it! Brock Lesnar Everybody…!!!
“Last Resort” Hits, as Brock Lesnar drops his microphone and holds the ropes open for Paul Heyman to walk out. He than walks out over the ropes, as all the fans are cheering for different wrestlers, which is odd since Brock Lesnar just finished speaking about how he will take down the entire organization, starting with Scott Steiner. We shall see!