| Name: Brock Lesnar | Height: 6'5" | Weight: 295 lbs. | From: Webster, SD |
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| Win/Loss/Draw Record | Titles Held | People Used | People Mentioned | Location of Roleplay | OOC Comment |
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WCF World Champion (Current), WCF Tag-Team Champion (Current) | Brock Lesnar | The Undertaker, The Rock, Hulk Hogan, Stephanie McMahon Buff Bagwell | WCF PPV Arena | PPV Roleplay # 2 |
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*** All the fans are excited, because the Pay-Per-View is less than 1 days away and many matches have been scheduled already. One match is for the Undisputed WCF World Championship, which features The Challenger Buff Bagwell going up against The Champion, Brock Lesnar, with Buff’s manager Stephanie McMahon Helmsley as the Special Guest Referee. “Last Resort” hits as all the spotlights go crazy with gold and blue colours everywhere. Brock Lesnar enters the arena and all the fans boo out of their minds. They all await him to get into the ring, and be quiet to see what the double champion has to say. *** [Brock Lesnar] Wow, Buff, I’m Surprised You Showed Up! Man, I didn’t think you could do it but you did! Now, you might have beaten the Rock in a match, but wow. Big Whoop! He’s nothing! I’ve beaten him before! I’ve demolished him! And I’m going to demolish you! And now, Buff, I’m not going to lie… You DO deserve a shot at the undisputed Championship, but one thing you don’t deserve is having it around your waist! And you wont! By God Buff, You Wont! And you think that to win, you’ve got the dodge big handsome intelligent guys like you, to quote your words exactly. First off Buff. You’re Not Big! Secondly, You’re Not Handsome, and Third, You’re Not Intelligent. And Buff, Trust me, I know the way to win! Dammit! Look At the titles I have around my waist! They’re the greatest honor this federation has to give in not only singles but also doubles! Buff, I’m great! I’m on a hot streak and your going to get burned if you step in my way! I’ve taken out the best of the best! I’ve ended the Undertakers 2 month plus title reign, and I won the War Games match up for my team, by taking out three of the biggest names this federation has to offer. “The Immortal” Hulk Hogan, “The People’s Champ” The Rock, and “The American Badass” The Undertaker were all no match for me, so what makes you think you’ll be any different? You wont! That’s the point I’m trying to stress here! Your no match for me! I’m too big, strong, and smart for you! And I’ve got these titles’s to prove it! What have you got? The Canadian Title? Wow! Big Accomplishment! Hell, You’re not even Canadian! And you never ever defend it! Because I think if you were to defend it, you’d lose! But since you don’t, that title is staying on you, just as my title will stay on me! I had a goal in WCF! That was to win the World Title! And I did it! In only 2 short weeks, I achieved my goal! That left me with nothing left to do! And I’m an evil man, so I joined an evil group, The Inner Circle. I took them to the top! I dominated this federation! I should be placed in the record books! And I promise you I will make it into WCF’s wall of fame! Now, Buff, back to you… And you call me ugly? No, I’m not ugly! And I’ve got just the right way to prove it to you on Sunday Night on Judgment Day! Oh Boy, Tomorrow night is sure going to be swell when I rip your ass and toss it down a well! Hey, that rhymes. Anyways, I will go to the doctor, but I wont go get a new face. I don’t want to look like the bottom of a horses foot, like you Buff. But what I will do, is go to the doctors and get pain killers, because once I’m done beating you, you can take them and that will numb most of the pain away. Yeah, you’re the underdog… Buff! And guess what? I’m 9 out of 10 cases the Underdogs always lose… And Buff, this ain’t the tenth case! You will lose! Simple as that! Now you want to ramble on about how your going to end my hot streak? Well, if I were you I’d step into the freezer, because it’ll take a lot of ice to end my hot streak, but no Buff can end it! You want to cool it down! You can! But it’ll still be burning hot! And it’ll burn your ass right through the ring! Now, you can have your little girlfriend refereeing the match, but I really don’t care. It seems as in all my matches I wrestle I’ve had a special guest referee, but I’ve still come out ontop! And in this match, but trust me I’ll still come out on top! Your right, Steph is one sexy girl, and last I remember, she said no to be your girlfriend! She accepted to be your manager, but not your girlfriend! It looks as if the girls CAN get enough, of your “so-called” Stuff! Now, Lumberjacks or no Lumberjacks, I don’t need Inner Circle members to win! And I’ll prove that to you In a Special Way This Sunday Night! I don’t need anyone to win! I’m pure evil! Physical Evil! Now, you can crack your jokes all you want but this Sunday night at Judgment Day, all I’ll be cracking is your skull! Come the end of the night, you wont be the champion! I can guaren-damn-tee it! Vince Russo and Austin may have came out to help me, but I didn’t need them! I proved by dominating the whole match that I truly am championship material! That is why I have this title around my waist, not because someone gave it to me! Now, talk talk talk! That’s all you do! Crack your ugly jokes! I’ll crack your spine into 3 pieces, and crack those pieces into 4 pieces each! Think of it! Buff Bagwell, New Undisputed Champion… NO! It doesn’t go! Some people said having Brock Lesnar champion was far fetched, but here I am! And I understand fully what your saying, but it’s all lies! It’s all lies worse than your momma! Oh by the way, how Is she? Does she actually love you? Because if she does, she’ll be awfully mad when I beat your ass! Now Buff, your not a true Champion, nor will you ever be, so just step aside and clap your hands as I walk by, because last time I checked I have this title around my waist, not you! Now, you might think that the women all love you, but as I’ve proven before they can get enough! But they’re lots of Brock to go around. Women love me so much, that when you go to www.brocklesnar.com it’ shows all the women I’ve been with! And I don’t need Heyman to accomplish anything. Sure, he brought me into this federation, but he means nothing to me! He’s actually making me very mad! Almost as mad as your making me by running your mouth and thinking your good! Buff, a train is a locomotive. The locomotion is an old song/dance, it’s pretty gay, and since you like pretty gay things, you might just try listening to it! You want to give me the Buff Blockbuster. Hell, I’ll let you do it to me, for free during the match… 4 times! No wait, 5! Okay, so that’s how I can prove I can beat you, and if you don’t believe me then, I’ll show you why I am the champion! And I did find that Kid Buff, and I taught him all I know about wrestling, and now, I’m pretty sure event that kid could beat you! Oh yeah, by the way, I heard the poem you wrote! It doesn’t even rhyme! And you call me an idiot… sheesh! Oh yeah, seeing as you get no girls, I can understand why you need a TV character to get your pleasure! Anyways, Buff… Your in for a wild ride on the outside… BECAUSE I AM THE NEXT BIG THING! *** The fans boo like crazy when they hear how Brock is bad mouthing Buff Bagwell. They all know exactly what’s in store for them if they don’t shut-up, so they shut-up. Suddenly, “Last Resort” hits by Papa Roach and Brock Lesnar walks out still holding the two titles, one World & one Tag-Team title around his waist. He is very proud. He has done what many in this federation will only dream of, and in his first 3 weeks too! He drops the mic, get’s out of the ring, and leaves the arena by the entrance ramp… ***
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