| Name: Brock Lesnar | Height: 6'5" | Weight: 295 lbs. | From: Webster, SD |
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None... Yet | Brock Lesnar | The Undertaker | WCF Nitro Arena | Nitro Roleplay # 4 |
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*** The fans are on the edge of their seats awaiting their next superstar to come out and talk about his match, but their dreams are shattered when “Last Resort” by Papa Roach blares through the arena. Brock Lesnar walks out wearing his new T-Shirt which shows him holding the Title, which will soon enough be reality. He grabs a mic and get’s into he ring… *** [Brock Lesnar] Taker, I would have never thought this, but you are dumber than a shoe! Yeah, you might have held this title for more than Two Months, but you want to know the reason for it? The reason you’ve held this title for more than two months is because I haven’t faced you for the title ever. And when I did face you, which was not for the title, who came out on top? Was it you Undertaker? NOOOO! It was me! And I plan to repeat history, Monday night. Taker, you’re such a chump! I don’t know why you keep on insisting that you will win! You wont! Face the facts! I’m just too smart for you to handle! I’m too good for you to handle! I’m just too Strong for you to handle! And I’ll show you exactly what I mean Monday night! Now, I must’ ask you a question. Why do they call you the Undertaker? Who have you really taken under? I’m waiting for an answer. Hey, you know that silence everyone hears now. That’s the answer. Nobody! You’ve taken nobody under… So what makes you think Monday night on Nitro it will be any different. You wont take me under! Your name is such false advertising! Boy, whoever thought of your name should be convicted of a crime! And now, what’s this all about you bringing Scott Steiner into this? He’s saying he’ll have your back. I really don’t care, because if you recall I dominated Scott Steiner in the match we had! And it was only my first match! Man, I have no problem having Steiner in your corner for y’know, Moral Support, when you break down and cry from the beating you’ll be taking from me. Now Undertaker, I am the fastest rising star in the Federation, and you my friend, are the fastest falling star in the Federation, so what makes you think your better? I am way more elevated than you! I got this title shot by signing with the Inner Circle, but I surely don’t need them to win it! I’ve proved in only two short weeks that I am the man suitable for holding that title belt which you have in your possession! Takers, if you were really that good than why do you even bother defending the title? See, Shane McMahon knows that you are not truly worthy of being the World Champion, so he sent me in, even though I’m Inner Circle, to take the title away from you. Shane must have been really sick of seeing you as champion, to send me in, one of his enemies! He must really want the title off you! Now back to my statement about you being dumber than a shoe. I added a bit. Aside from being dumber than a shoe you also wrestle like you. And you’ll get a first hand experience Monday night on Nitro what being a shoe is like. Because I’ll shove my boot so far up your ass, it’ll get lodged in your brain, and mess up your vital signs, making you act like a shoe… still! Taker, I do take what I said about your wife back, because truly, your wife is so ugly I’d honestly rather have Paul Heyman as a girlfriend! Hell, is she really your wife or your brother? Man. Dude, I thought Chyna looked like a man, but then BAM! Your wife shows up! Phew, that made me sweat just thinking of a woman that ugly! Anyways, Taker, I don’t really have much time left but I’ve got one more thing to add. You know the T-Shirt I sent you? I sent it for a reason. It’s to clean up the bloody mess I leave you in after you will have lost to THE NEXT BIG THING… *** Brock Lesnar drops the microphone and climbs the top turnbuckle and poses acting like he’s holding the World Title belt, which he WILL BE soon enough. All the fans boo like crazy but it’s drowned out by the playing of Brock Lesnar’s theme music “Last Resort” by Papa Roach. Brock get’s out of the ring and just stands facing the entrance way for about 10 seconds. After that he slowly walks to the back… ***
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