| Name: Brock Lesnar | Height: 6'5" | Weight: 295 lbs. | From: Webster, SD |
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| Win/Loss/Draw Record | Titles Held | People Used | People Mentioned | Location of Roleplay | OOC Comment |
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= 5/1/0 Tag Team = 0/0/0 |
None... Yet | Brock Lesnar | The Undertaker | WCF Nitro Arena | Nitro Roleplay #2 |
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*** “Last Resort” by Papa Roach hits as all the fans boo incredibly! Out walks Brock Lesnar without Paul Heyman. Paul Heyman has been absent for a couple days but none the less Brock has been handing it down to the Undertaker. Brock Lesnar grabs a microphone from Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler and steps into the ring… *** [Brock Lesnar] Paul is still not here with us, but it don’t matter. I am the Next Big Thing! I don’t need a manager. I just use him to boss around. Anyways, Taker, I can’t believe you even have the audacity to come out here and say that you’ll win. Undertaker, you, me, and Vince Russo as well as the ten thousands in attendance here tonight, know that you are lying. That’s all you are Undertaker. A Big Liar! You say you will win, a plain and simple lie. You say you can see Tuesday’s headlines in the paper? Well, that’s another lie. But me, on the other hand. I can see it! And it looks good! Wanna’ know what it says? It says “UNDERTAKER HAS BEEN TAKEN UNDER”. You wanna’ know by whom? By Me! By The Next Big Thing! And Undertaker, The Dead Man, The American Badass, What Ever You Want To Call Yourself, come Monday night, you wont have any names to call yourself, except the one I will give to you. Which will be THE PREVIOUS BIG THING. Taker, you should start calling yourself that, because once I’m through with you, I wont be the Next Big Thing anymore. I’ll be The Current Big Thing, and you, you will no longer be the Current Big Thing, because let’s face it Taker, right now, you are the Current Big Thing, but once I get my hands on you, you will be nothing more than The Previous Big Thing, because step aside. Brock Lesnar is going to take your ass to the candy shop, and make you get a cavity. Of coarse I’m not saying it will be an easy match, but it wont be too difficult. From the performance you showed everyone last Nitro, when I beat you, along with your two WCF punks, it looks as if I wont have very much competition! Taker, I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this before but you are jealous of me. You are VERY jealous of me. Taker, you want to know why you’re jealous of me? Because it took you ten years to get to the top of this federations, but for, me, ha, it’s been less than a month only, and I’m about to already accomplish the so-called un-accomplishable. Taker, Taker, Taker. You’re final days are sneaking up behind you, but you sure as hell don’t know because, oh yeah, get this, you think you can win! Like, Taker, who do you think you are trying to fool here? I’m not some stupid African whore who works the street corner, and you’re trying to get her to have sex with you. She would still say no if you had a million dollars sticking out of your zipper, so you have to try to fool her, and I don’t know if she’s stupid or not, but I’m not like that. First off the total part about a whore is off. The second if you’re not fooling me. I see exactly what you’re doing to me. Your just saying that you will beat me, to try to psych me out, because you know you cant beat me, so you think psyching me out will help. Look, Taker, your not psyching me out, and that doesn’t even remotely work. Taker, I don’t know how you’ve held this title so long. It kinda’ makes me wonder about the competition in this federation. If you’ve held this title so long, it either means this federation has no competition or no one good has faced you. Will either way, I will be the first to enter both categories as a difference! I am competition, possibly the only one in this federation (along with the Inner Circle) and I am the first good person to face you! And Taker, when I beat you, let this be a lesson to you. The Next Time the Next Big Thing Says Something Is On His List, You Better Not Step Into The Way. Taker Right Now The World Title is On His List, And Your In The Way. Your Ass Is Going To Be Rocked By THE NEXT BIG THING…!!! *** “Last Resort” by Papa Roach hits as Brock Lesnar drops the mic, and all the fans still show their disrespect to the Next Big Thing, and soon to be World Champion. This man, will soon enough own this federation! Brock Lesnar gets out of the ring, and walks to the back without paying attention to the crowd who is still booing… ***
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