Name: Brock Lesnar Height: 6'5" Weight: 295 lbs. From: Webbster, SD

Win/Loss/Draw Record Titles Held People Used People Mentioned Location of Roleplay OOC Comment
Singles = 2/1/0

Tag Team = 0/0/0

None... Yet Brock Lesnar, Paul Heyman & Rest of Inner Circle Hulk Hogan, The Rock, The Undertaker, Kevin Nash, Chyna, Buff Bagwell WCF Backstage Area/Brock’s Locker Room Nitro Roleplay #2

 



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*** The scene opens as The Member of the Inner Circle are seen talking in a secret meeting room… ***

Vince Russo: Hey guys, look, tomorrow night is a very important match, not only for me, but for all of you guys too! So, I want you guys to do your best and beat the hell out of Team ECWO_WCF! Beat them like I beat the Undertaker and Shane, got it?

Test: Sure thing, boss. Guys, look they don’t have anything on us. They might think they’re better because they have the European, Canadian, and World Titles on their Team, but we’ve got the IC on Vampiro!

Vampiro: That’s true, and with this title I hold superiority over all of them, except maybe the Undertaker, but I can make him pay. He wont be able to beat me. The Dark Warrior has his number!

Doink:: They wont even be able to breathe once I hit them with the Whoopee Cushion!

Lita:: Guys, just to let you know, Chyna is mine! I want to finish her off! I’ll finish her off for good! And even if I don’t tomorrow night, Vince Russo drafted her, so I’ll have the rest of my career to do so! Thanks Vince.

Vince Russo: No Problem Lita but let me tell you something. Undertaker is the champion, and that means every other week he is on our show, so we got to’ show him what were made of in the weeks to come, not only tomorrow night.

Brock Lesnar: Oh, Yeah, for sure! I’ll show Undertaker exactly what I’m made of! He’ll be nothing compared to me! And Tomorrow Night, I got Hulk Hogan. I wanna beat his ass for a final time!

Mike Awesome:: Amen, Brother. Man, as soon as these separate rosters get underway, the Tag-Team Titles are ours!

Brock Lesnar: For Sure! Who’s gonna’ touch us!

Doink: Listen guys, I gotta’ run, so I’ll talk to you guys later.

Brock Lesnar: See-You…

Lita: Yeah, Bye.

Doink: Bye.

*** Doink leaves as they all exchange waves, and Mike Awesome and Test even slap his hand… ***

Test: So, what do you guys want to talk about?

Vince Russo: I don’t know. How about… um… no that’s not going to work…

Lita: Hey, why don’t we make fun of some of those Team ECWO_WCF stooges?

Mike Awesome: Good Idea!

Vampiro: First is Buff Bagwell.

Test: I got this one! He’s the Stuff? Yeah right! He’s Buff? Yeah right! What his name really should be is the Bluff, because he fakes trying to wrestle! He has no talent!

Mike Awesome: Yeah, his name is Marcus! More like Mucus!

Vince Russo: Alright guys, next is Chyna!

Brock Lesnar: She’s a man plain and simple!

Vince Russo: Short but Sweet! Next is who…?

Vampiro: Hulk Hogan…

Lita: Sorry Brock, I know you must want to… but I got one! He’s so old, when God said let their be light he was there to flick the light switch on!

Brock Lesnar: Oh yeah, he’s so old he was in Jesus’ yearbook!

Mike Awesome: He has bigger tits than Chyna with the breast implants!

Vince Russo: Ok, next is Kevin Nash…

Vampiro: Look guys, me and Lita have to go. We have a 5:00 training session. See-you guys later…

Lita: Yeah, Later guys!

Test: Later tootz!

Lita : Oh you…

Vampiro: Bye Guys…

*** Lita and Vampiro walk out side by side still bidding the other farewell… ***

Brock Lesnar: Oh, you know that Lita is one fine piece of Ace…!

Vince Russo: Oh, you better be careful what you say!

Brock Lesnar: Man I think I might ask her out…

Mike Awesome: Yeah, whatever! Now, where were we? Oh yeah, Kevin Nash?

Test: Um… He’s a Test Wannabe! Just look what he wears! Those are so Test clothes!

Vince Russo: Honestly, what’s up with that! He does wear all those clothes which look like you would wear them!

Mike Awesome: And what’s up with his big boot! He can’t do a big boot anymore! Test’s is way better!

Test: Thanks Dude…

Mike Awesome: It’s the truth!

Vince Russo: Ok, next is the Rock!

Brock Lesnar: That guy thinks he’s the people’s champ! Yeah right, more like the people’s chump. He goes around calling people hermaphrodites! Who does that?

Test: Dude what is a hermaphrodite?

Brock Lesnar: From my understanding it’s either someone with the equal number of X and Y chromosomes, or someone who has both a ‘hoo-hoo-dilly’, and a ‘cha-cha’.

Vince Russo: Oh, you mean like Cartmen’s mother from South Park!

Brock Lesnar: Exactly!

Mike Awesome: Ok, now last but and least important, the so-called undisputed World Champion, the Undertaker.

Brock Lesnar:Oh yeah, how did he win the title anyways? I wasn’t in the federation at the time…

Vince Russo: All bullsh*t!

Test: Yup…

Vince Russo: Guys, listen now, I gotta’ go make some phone calls, but we’ll try to get together to talk out some strategies a little later on, okay?

Mike Awesome: Okay…

Brock Lesnar: Certainly…

Vince Russo: Ok, Later Boys…

Test: Later Boss…

*** Vince Russo says good-bye once again to the boys as he leaves, and shuts the door behind him ***

Brock Lesnar: Man, our victory will be so great tomorrow night! And yeah, we already won! We have our name written all over it already! It’s a done deal!

Mike Awesome: Man, we won this match already, just like we won the Tag-Team titles already, with-out even fighting for it!

Test: Wait, you guys don’t have the Tag-Titles already? Do you?

Brock Lesnar: No, but as soon as we beat those Damn Dudleys we will!

Mike Awesome: Yeah, them or, Ricky the Steamboat and The Ultimate Warrior… Depends who wins on Nitro…

Brock Lesnar:Yup…

Test: Alright, Bro’s, I gotta’ jet. I gotta’ go get my cell-phone repaired…

Brock Lesnar Later man…

Mike Awesome: Alright, Later Test…

Test: See-Ya’…

*** Test shakes both Mike Awesome and Brock Lesnar’s hands opens the door and leaves. ***

Brock Lesnar: So Mike… Look, I Gotta’ Go. Paul said he wanted to see me, so I’ll talk to you Later…

Mike Awesome: Later man…

*** Brock Lesnar leaves the room and gives Mike Awesome a high-five, and walks through the hallways until he sees a lockeroom entitled Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman. He opens it up he hears Paul Heyman talking on the Cell Phone… ***

Paul Heyman: Yup… Oh Yeah, Of Coarse… Uh-Huh… Yeah… Oh Hey Brock… No I Wasn’t Talking To You… Yeah… Sure… Well… I’ve Gotta’ Go… Okay… Get Those Faxed To Me ASAP… Okay… Bye…

Brock Lesnar: Hey Paul, who was that?

Paul Heyman: Oh just some guy… don’t worry. Anyways, the camera’s ready, so you just talk, they’ll see it on the WCFtron…

Brock Lesnar: You sure?

Paul Heyman: Positive…

Brock Lesnar: Ok. Well, Well, Well. Look as if I just finished having a little talk with my fellow Inner Circle buddies, and it seems as if we’ve all come to a general consciences that we will win! There’s no doubt about it! ECWO_WCF, the other team, there is nothing you can to stop us from winning. We are too powerful to stop! Were’ just too evil. Were’ just too physical! Were’ just too powerfully physically evil to stop! And you guys just want to try us… bring it on! We’ll be ready! Hell, I’ll be ready to beat you guys, all by myself, without anyone’s help! Now, I know I was out here a little earlier talking, and I am basically stating the same stuff, but I’m just adding more stress to it! This is very important. Even though we’re telling you we’re going to win, and you guys might be thinking… ‘What can we do to stop it’… no matter what follows that question! It doesn’t matter what follows that answer… it is false. You can’t stop it! The Inner Circle has a goal and that goal is to Win, and when we put a goal in our head, it can’t be stopped! Now I was just talking to Vince Russo, and I know he has some plans to make the Inner Circle Nitro better, and boy, when you see them you’ll be amazed. Anyways, I am a man monster! And as a man monster, I know what to do when I am attacked, so when all of you guys attack me, I’ll be ready. I’ll have weapons. And you want to know what those weapons are? Those weapons are these things on my wrists. No I’m not wearing anything on my wrists, or even holding anything. By weapons I mean my hands, because that’s all I need to hand you your ass… So if any of you want to try me… C’mon! And tomorrow night, I dare you to even try attacking me! I Promise You’ll Regret It…

Paul Heyman: Beautiful! Ok, Let’s Go!

Brock Lesnar: Sure…

*** The Camera Shuts and Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman leave out the door walking… ***

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