'The LadyKillers' Rene Dupree and Scott Steiner
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Rene Dupree, Scott Steiner, Black Suit, Alf, Kate Tanner, Old Man
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Maven, Undertaker
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The LadyKillers vs. Undertaker & Maven
Won Debut Match
Sean O’Haire & Charlie Haas, Test & Lance Storm,

Scene 1: An unexpected phone call

[The scene opens in the wDw backstage area. After their quite successful “Tonight Show” appearance, the night before, The LadyKillers, Rene Dupree and Scott Steiner are chatting amongst themselves when the telephone rings…]

[Black Suit] Hello, is Mr. Scott Steiner or Mr. Rene Dupree there?

“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: Hello? Yeah, I’m Scott Steiner…

[Black Suit] Would you accept a collect call from a Mr…

[Alf] Alf!

“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: Um… Yeah, of course…

[Alf] Hey, Scott, Rene? Is that you?

“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: Yeah, this is Scott. Who’s this?

[Alf] It’s Alf!

“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: Alf? You mean that little furry guy?

[Alf] Hey! I’m an Alien, What did you expect?

“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! So, what’s up?

[Alf] Well, I realize you have a match against Maven and The Undertaker, and since I’m a vivid gambler, me & the family are making bet’s on who’s going to win!

“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: Well, what’s the word…?

[Alf] Well, Me, Willy, and Brian got you down… But…

“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: But??? What’s the But?

[Alf] Well, Kate and Lynn are choosing Maven and The Undertaker…

“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: What??? How can they?

[Alf] They did!

“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: So why exactly did you call me? To tell me that?

[Alf] No! I bet a piece of toast on you, I want to interview you tonight…

“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: Tonight?

[Alf] Well, Yes…

“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: Well, where?

[Alf] Now, seeing as how I saw your Jay-Leno episode, I asked him if I could host my own version of the Tonight Show, and he let me! So tonight, you’re on the tonight show again! Well, that is if you choose to accept it!

“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: Of Course we accept it! Okay, Talk To You Later On Tonight…

[Alf] See-you…

[Scott Steiner hangs up the cell phone and is all pumped up. Meanwhile, at the Tanner’s house…]

[Kate Tanner] Alf, who was that?

[Alf] That was wDw Super-stars Scott Steiner and Rene Dupree!

[Kate Tanner] The Ladykillers? Why were you talking to him?

[Alf] I’m Trying to get stars for my show tonight!

[Kate Tanner] Oh Brother!!!!

[We now cut back to the LadyKillers locker room, where Scott Steiner is explaining the weird phone call he just got to Rene Dupree…]

“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: Hey Rene, guess who just called me.

“The French-Canadian Phenom” Rene Dupree: I don’t know.

“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: You’ll never get this in your wildest guesses!

“The French-Canadian Phenom” Rene Dupree: Um… Okay… was it… Alf?

“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: What? How the hell did you know?

“The French-Canadian Phenom” Rene Dupree: I just went with my wildest guess!

“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: Um… Alright.

“The French-Canadian Phenom” Rene Dupree: Well… what did that little furry friend want?

“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: He saw last night’s tonight show appearance…

“The French-Canadian Phenom” Rene Dupree: … and?

“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: He’s making his own, and he wants us as guests!

“The French-Canadian Phenom” Rene Dupree: Sweet!

“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: Yeah, two nights in a row. Let’s go get ready…

“The French-Canadian Phenom” Rene Dupree: Alright.

[The scene ends with the LadyKillers giving each other a high-five, and exiting out of their locker room. First Scott Steiner leaves, and then Rene Dupree immediately follows, after about 3 seconds, except they walk in a separate direction of the backstage area…]

Scene 2: Pappy In the Graveyard!

[The scene opens in a dark and creepy graveyard, where we see smoke lining the ground, just as it would in a horror film. There are sounds of the night, such as owls, and mysterious animals chanting. We then see Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner appear out of nowhere and being walking through the graveyard. He is carrying a metal shovel in his right hand, and has his chain mesh around his head. He continues walking until he accidentally bumps into someone who is also patrolling around the same graveyard…]

“Not the Real Guy” The Undertaker: Oh, I’m sorry. It’s so dark and foggy in this graveyard that I wasn’t able to see exactly where I was going. Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m the Undertaker of this graveyard…

“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: WHAT?

[Big Poppa Pump then tightens the grip on his metal shovel, and widens his eyes at the sound of this man speaking…]

“Not the Real Guy” The Undertaker: I said, I am the Undertaker of this graveyard…

“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: I heard you the first time. Now listen to me, what are you doing here, lurking around this graveyard. We all know you’re not “REALLY” the Undertaker in real life…

“Not the Real Guy” The Undertaker: Why, yes I am. I am the Undertaker at ALL times. The night shifts are the hardest, because it gets scary around here sometimes.

“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: The Undertaker …? Scared of a graveyard at night?

“Not the Real Guy” The Undertaker: Oh yes, I’m scared of a lot of things.

“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: Are you scared of metal shovels?

[Big Poppa Pump then tightens the grip on his metal shovel even more now, and puts it in the position of easily striking accessibility. The Undertaker of the graveyard cannot see him doing this, nor the metal shovel, because of all the fog and smoke lining the lower area of the graveyard…]

“Not the Real Guy” The Undertaker: A metal shovel? Why no, I can’t say that I am scared of such a thing. Why on earth would you ask me?

“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: Because you are about to get hit in the head with one!

“Not the Real Guy” The Undertaker: Excuse Me…???

[WHAM! Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner smacks the metal shovel right in the face of the Undertaker of the graveyard, instantly knocking him out. Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner then starts to deliver some brutal kicks to the now fallen body of the Undertaker of the graveyard, definitely cracking some of his ribs. Scott Steiner than picks up the limp body of the Undertaker of the graveyard, and brings the Undertaker of the graveyard all the way to an already dug grave. He then gives the Undertaker of the graveyard a six foot deep belly-to-belly suplex, tossing him into the already dug grave…]

“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: HaHa! How do you like dem’ apples now?

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner than begins to take the ground from around the burial site, and digging his shovel into it. He then takes the shovel out of the ground at a protruding angle, and removes a heaping pile of dirt from the ground onto the shovel. With that dirt, he tosses it six feet into the already dug grave in which the Undertaker of the graveyard is lying unconscious in. He repeats these steps for about three minutes, and then finally strikes his shovel into the ground at an upright position, so that it would stay stuck in the ground. He then begins talking to the grave …]

“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: Ha! You see Undertaker. I told you that you were no match for me! You thought that you had this match won because of your size, but let me tell you this Undertaker, no one is bigger than a shovel! Not even me! But you must realize that you had this coming to you! You knew that you would not be able to surpass me, and I totally buried you alive… er… I don’t know if you want to consider your state of unconsciousness alive, considering you now can’t tell the difference between black and white… er… well, you couldn’t do that anyways! But you see Undertaker, you have to realize that I am a lot better than you. If you end up getting out of this, you will fall to me again in this match, at the King of the Ring. You can have that rookie Eyebrow Kid with you, but that won’t change a damn thing. I understand that you are really upset for having lose three matches in a row, but you know what, I don’t care. Make it four, because you will not be getting the upper hand on me and Rene. We are too skilled for you. We may be known as the LadyKillers, but believe you me Undertaker, we should be known as the UndertakerKillers for this match, because once we are done with you, that dead man image that you posses will not be an image anymore… but rather a reality. Taker, you may have fallen tonight, but you know what, I hope to God that you get out of this, just so it give me and chance to beat the crap out of you in an match, and I will not only beat the living crap out of you, I will humiliate you by making you tap out to my Steiner Recliner…. And boy, I didn’t think I could humiliate you more than you humiliated Cena last Smackdown, but you know what… it will be done! Now, I’m going to leave you on that, because quite frankly, you don’t deserve to have any more of my time. Have a nice nap… buck-o!

[The scene ends with Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner grabbing the shovel which is engulfed now by the dirt, and lifting it out of the ground. He pats the now filled grave with his metal shovel, and does a sinister laugh. He then begins to walk away, leaving a cut in the thick layer of foggy smoke which is lining the ground …]

Scene 3: Two Thumbs Down!

[The scene opens in the same movie theatre, where the LadyKillers, Scott Steiner and Rene Dupree are walking out of theatre number twelve with very disappointed looks on their faces. They then encounter a beautiful young woman who is about to enter theatre number twelve, to see the next showing of the movie “Envy”…]

“Beauty” Margarita: Hey, you guys just finished seeing “envy”?

“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: Yeah…

“Beauty” Margarita: …and? What did you think?

“The French-Canadian Phenom” Rene Dupree: Well, lets just put it this way. I didn’t think it was possible for a movie to both suck and blow at the same time. That is, until I walked into this movie theatre about 100 minutes ago!

“Beauty” Margarita: Ha! What do you mean?

“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: Well, it was a really crappy movie. Rene, explain to this beautiful young woman…

“The French-Canadian Phenom” Rene Dupree: With pleasure! But first off, what is your name?

“Beauty” Margarita: Oh, it’s Margarita!

“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: Pleasure to meet you Margarita.

“The French-Canadian Phenom” Rene Dupree: Definitely, but here is the plot of the movie “Envy” now. Tim, who is played by Ben Stiller, and Nick, who is played by the hilarious Jack Black, are best friends, neighbors and co-workers, whose equal footing is suddenly tripped up when one of Nick’s harebrained get-rich-quick schemes actually succeeds: Vapoorizer, a spray that literally makes dog poop, or any other kind for that matter, evaporate into thin air -- to where exactly is anyone’s guess. Tim, who had poo-pooed Nick’s idea and passed on an opportunity to get in on that deal, can only watch as Nick’s fortune -- and Tim’s own envy -- grow to equally outrageous proportions. The flames of jealously are fanned by an oddball drifter, who is played by one of my favourite actors, Christopher Walken, who takes it upon himself to help fix Tim’s situation, but only causes Tim’s life to careen more wildly out of control…and Nick’s with it.

“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: Yeah that’s basically it, in a nutshell!

“Beauty” Margarita: So what you are saying is that I shouldn’t waste my time to go watch this movie?

“The French-Canadian Phenom” Rene Dupree: My dear, that is EXACTLY what I am saying!

“Beauty” Margarita: But I freed up my whole night for this!

“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: I think I can find something for you to do with this night?

“The French-Canadian Phenom” Rene Dupree: Yeah. Come out for drinks with us.

“Beauty” Margarita: Great! And I’ll get my equally attractive younger sister by two years to come with us, how’s that?

“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: Oh boy Rene, we hit the freaking Jackpot!

“The French-Canadian Phenom” Rene Dupree: Happiness is yelling Bingo! BINGO!

“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner: Great, let’s head out of here.

“The French-Canadian Phenom” Rene Dupree: Yeah baby, let’s go have some fun!

[The scene ends with The LadyKillers, Rene Dupree and Scott Steiner walking out of the movie theatre with the beautiful lady that they had met earlier, Margarita around Rene Dupree’s arm. They then exit the Cineplex movie theatre…]

OOC: First pay-per-view roleplay here. I am basically at a blank for thought right now, but I dunno, I think it has some good quality and quantity. Some feedback would be greatly appreciated on the OOC board, but whatever. Another one is in the works, and it’ll be up in a few days hopefully. So good luck to Maven and The Undertaker!
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