Satellite of Avatars
Bringing you through the fourth wall and beyond

Satellite Tourist Map

Crew Quarters
Bodger's Room
Records
Theater
Basement (Adults Only!)
Library
Art Gallery
Chibi Room
Writing Center
Storage Room
Teleporter Room

Yeah, I figured out how to take game screenshots. Why do you ask?
o/~I want chicken, I want liver, Smaug Mix Smaug Mix please deliver... o/~

 
2/2/03:
Welcome to the first (and hopefully not last) update of the new year, and just in time for small mammals to shadow-box. Well all right, it's a BIT late for that, but it's still February 2nd on the West Coast and I'm holding it to that. The point is, I've got a bevy of new and extra content today. First on the menu, we have a reposting of the third part of Anime Northwest Love Boat, which I suggest reading even if you've done so before because it's been altered drastically to fit my current MiSTing style. Next, we have TWO chapters of The Ones We Leave Behind, for those who don't mind reading actual fanfiction instead of making fun of it. Finally, the storage section is finally up, which means that all the sidebar options are functional. Huzzah!

Update (10/25/03): Go here. It'll probably be updated more often. Bwah.

Welcome to the new, improved Satellite of Avatars! We've worked hard to try and make it easier for visitors to navigate. Hell, Kirin alone must've hit his thumb two or three times. Hope you like the new design, because it's gonna be like this whether you like it or not. (Kirin and Crow 2 refuse to work any more.)

Your destinations are the following:

    - Crew Quarters: Meet the MiSTers, Mads and supporting cast members of the MAT3K MiSTing series.
    - Bodger's Room: Meet Bodger. Then run as she prattles about totally useless stuff.
    - Records: A log of all improvements made on the Satellite (read: updates)
    - Theater: Read the transcripts of the MAT3K theater sessions here!
    - Basement: Where Bodger hides all her dirty laundry, so to speak. Home of the BGoSI MiSTing series. 18 and over only, please.
    - Library: Where all of Bodger's other works are.
    - Art Gallery: Where Bodger's paltry artworks are contained.
    - Chibi Room: The home of Bodger's Pokebish collection. For the insanity lover in you.
    - Writing Center: Also known as the "Review Zone." Read in-depth reviews of MiSTed fics here, or just listen to some of Alexis's fanfiction rants.
    - Storage Center: For whatever miscellaneous rubbish Bodger puts out that doesn't fit into any other category.
    - Teleporter Room: For those who've finally had enough of the stupidity.
 

To complain, e-mail the author at bodgerkirin@hotmail.com and she'll make it a point to laugh personally at you.
 

The Webmaster says this many people got lost en route to someplace good and found their way here instead. Sheesh.