The Purpose of "Mike's Page of Stuff":
From the Book of Kron:
Okay...
Kron is actually a friendly demon with shady origins, but he is not the subject of this page, Mike is. It's his page of stuff. Keeping that in mind, Kron wishes you the best for your holiday season.
Okay, Seriously, What's the Point of this Page?
Ok, I'll be honest, there are no questions, and that is the reason why there are no straight answers. The only third degree you'll get from this site are third degree burns, because it's going to be hot. You'll need to bundle up when you visit the page to be sure, and when it reaches that level, I'll inform you, so that you can observe the necessary safety precautions and note the exits.
Until then, this is Mike, from Page of Stuff, California, saying, "Farewell and Goodnight."
But wait, there's more! The first of many different sections to look at is featured below. You might not enjoy it, but it's worth a shot.
And more still. I've decided to arbitrarily post things that I write on my site. That's right! Some of my very own stuff will go on this page! Why, you ask? You won't know unless you enter...
I'm a poet and I didn't even know it! Okay, well, here's the deal with this page: I had some spare time in Creative Writing class and I wrote some jokingly pretentious but simultaneously very offensive poetry. The original nine are up, and there might be some more whenever I get around to putting them up. Only enter if you don't think anything at all will offend you, because I don't want to go through the trouble of making another page for hatemail.
Here's an interesting idea. As the trend goes, the pages are becoming more and more specialized in terms of appeal. If you didn't "get" the poetry, you're not going to like this very much. But, if you're too curious to pass it up, enter and read further.
I've finally gotten around to adding a page for links. Very few, now, but it's growing.