And Now for Something Completely Different...
These deserve their own page, I guess, cause I don't really consider them art of any kind. They're just kind of out there. The concept is based upon the fact that I frequently use cliches in everyday conversation, at random. So, each of these "stories" starts out with some cliche expression and gradually becomes incredibly violent. The violence is so over-the-top that you can't help but laugh at it. Unless you are able to not laugh at it, but if that's the case then you're no fun. Also, all stories are exactly one page, and have garnered the title "The Expression Pages" from me.
I walked a mile in someone else's shoes today... so begins this timeless tale of love, life, and loss.
I Walked a Mile In Someone Else's Shoes
Sometimes, the thing you're looking for is right under your nose. So begins this timeless tale of mistaken identity, pursuit, and dinner.
Right Under Your Nose