 
01.08.2002 
hey you dis payge is about a kestion i've always asked to myself bope read for u to found out what luv y'all jol xxxxxxxxxxx p.s i'm not takin' credit for tha text below i found this on tha net If youR an Azn... 
1. Your mother has a short-haired, curly perm. jol's response | the opposite mah mom has long hair but still curly perm 2. Your dad is some sort of engineer. jol's response | not mine 3. Your parents still tried to get you into places half-price saying you were 12 when you were really 15. jol's response | this is sooooooooooooooooo true 4. You ask your parents help on one math problem and forty minutes later they’re still lecturing. jol's response | I don’t even dare askin 5. You have a 40 lbs bag of in rice in your pantry. jol's response | We have more than one bag in tha basements 6. You shop at 99 ranch. jol's response | uh not us 7. Everyone thinks you’re “Chinese” no matter what part of Asia your ancestors were from. jol's response | are u chinese no im khmer damn dont u understand KHMER PRIDE !!! 8. You’ve had a bowl haircut and/or wore white knee socks at one point in your life. jol's response | im not a guy 9. Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends’ kids. jol's response | hell ya… “look at them they help their parents..blablablabla 10. You’ve had to sit through karaoke videos with scantily clad, ugly white women attempting to dance and walk around temple, forest, or library. jol's response | maybe not ungly white women but im sick and tired of karaoke 11. Your parents say, “Don’t forget your heritage.” jol's response | um … no not really 12. You drive mostly Japanese cars. jol's response | Hell ya... mah dad just got and Honda Odyssey and later i'm gonna get a civic 13. You’ve learned to keep bargaining event if the prices are rock bottom jol's response | Always!! 14. You’ve had to eat parts of animals they don’t even put in hot dogs. jol's response | yeah … but its good .. we’re freaks 15. At least once, you’ve started a joke with, “Conficious say…” jol's response | nop.. never did 16. You know what bok choy is. jol's response | nop ... sorry 17. You’ve gotten little red envelopes around February. jol's response | nah me not chinese 18. Piles of shoes make it hard to onpen the front, back, and closet doors. jol's response | hehe this is soooooooooo true 19. You hear (your name + eeeee (optional) + yah) everytime someone calls you. jol's response | Jolie - eee – yah 20. You have NO eyelashes jol's response | sniff sniff 21. Idiot people try to impress you with pathetic imitation Asian language like the ever so popular; Ching Chong woo bok chi, etc… jol's response | u guys are so dumbasses danm....LOOTZAK!! 22. Your parents say leaving rice in your bowl is a sin. jol's response | yeah mostly when i complain about the food and they start dis speech on in cambodia we hardly eat and blablabla ur lucky to be here blablabla 23. The Bio lectures on marine life (seaweed, sea cucumbers, octopii) was last night’s dinner. jol's response | YayHun RULES!! 24. Your ancestors 1000 generation back invented the back scrathcer. jol's response | hehe lol we have like 3 of those 25. At least one family member wears black wire/plastic frame glasses. jol's response | heheh meee but tha stylish one but i usually wear contact lenses 26. Your parents hover over your tired, caffeine-drugged body at midnight to say, ”In Cambodia,(or other native country), we studied even more.” jol's response | mah dad say if i were at skool ill be the most intelligent and hardworking on hahah ya sure 27. Your parents expect you’ll be best friends with any one off the street in any given area as long as they are Asian. jol's response | when we see people of mah age mah dad ask me … do u know her … like if he expect me 2 know everybody 28. An Asian woman comes on campus and people ask, “Is that your mother? Well then, is it your sister?” jol's response | true 29. Your relatives’ houses smell like incense, mothballs, or both. jol's response | not really 30. Your parents say, “Calculus? I took calculus in 8th grade!” jol's response | uh no 31. Everyone thinks you’re good at math. jol's response |... and im good at math lolz 32. Your parents’ vocabulary is filled with “Ai-yah’s and Wah’s” jol's response | not really 33. You like 1,75$ movies. jol's response | sure y not 34. You like 1,50$ movies even more. jol's response | even better 35. Your aunts and uncles bring you back adorable clothings from Asia with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks and English words that make no sense, in great colors like yellow, pink, magenta, orange, and the ever so popular lime-green. jol's response | Y dont they understand … man lime green what the hell is going through their mind 36. Your parents insist you marry within your race. jol's response | it has 2 be a khmer and blablabla … or a least an asian but no viet .. no offense 37. You never order chop-suey, sweet and sour pork or any other imitation oriental food. jol's response | hello those food aint the same as mah momma 38. You either really, really want to go to UCI or really, really want to stay away from it. jol's response | whats uci 39. Your parents have never kissed you. jol's response | just mah mom when i use to be baby 40. Your parents have never kissed each other. jol's response | oh god i found a box of condom once … empty … me traumatised 41. You learned about the birds and the bees from someone other than your parents. jol's response | duh 42. “You want a stereo!” When I was your age, I didn’t even have shoes!!” jol's response | nah .. its like u dont work y should i buy u dat 43. people see a bunch of scribbles on a shopstick and ask you to translate. jol's response | hello me not chinese... man u guys make me so mad 44. You have to call just about all your parent’s friends “Auntie and Uncle.” jol's response | hehe lol this is true 45. You have 12+ aunts and uncles. jol's response | lol yup 46. At expensive restaurants, you order a delicious glass of water for your beverage and NEVER order dessert. jol's response | true 47. Your parents simply cut the green/black part of the bread and say, “Eat it anyways. It’s still good.” jol's response | thank god mah parents dont think like dat 48. The vast majority of the people related to you wear glasses. Thick glasses. jol's response | and yes… its true .. im very blind lolzzzzz 49. You will most likely be taller than your parents. jol's response | yeah im taller than mah mom and mah grandmama but me still very short sniff sniff 50. Your parents have made you play the piano, the violin, or both. jol's response | sucker not me 51. You get nothing if you do well in school , but crapped on if you don’t. jol's response | hhehe thats mah dad alright 52. When going to others people’s houses , you always have to bring a gift jol's response | when its not the usual peeps 53. Your dad still pulls his socks up to his knees, you know, the ones with the blue and pink stripes at the top. jol's response | not mine he usually dont put any even in winter … thank bouddha .. lol 54. Your family owns a tennis racket, golf clubs, or both. jol's response | nooop 55. Your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV (i.e., Michael Chang) jol's response | especially me .. ASIAN PRIDE 56. The furniture in your house never matches, the carpet, the decoration or any, of the rest of the furniture. jol's response | hehe true 57. You have rocks, sticks, leaves, and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your pantry for use as medicine. jol's response | uhhhhhhhh nooooooooooo tuutut lol 58. You own a rice cooker of two. jol's response | we just own one 59. You buy soy sauce by the gallon jol's response | hahhahahahhahhah lol we buy everything in gallon lol 60. Your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head. jol's response | yep yep .. thank buddha no one is a psycho 61. Your parents tell you about how long it took for them to get to skool, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated going. jol's response | how can you appreciate going to skool... mah father always complain how bad it was to walk to skool and my mom drop out of skool cause she always gotten beaten up by her teacher when she did not know her lessons 62. Your parents buy you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so you can “grow into it” and wear it for years to come. jol's response | thank bouddha not mines 63. You have monosodium glutamate as a seasoning in your house jol's response | what da hell is dat 64. If you’re a guy you love Asian women. jol's response | who doesn’t love us 65. If you’re a woman you love American guys. jol's response | ha not at all I crack for cute Asian guys in fact I crack for any cute guy lol …. Even more for hot guys … you know what im saying gurlssss 66. Your parents never wear clothes that match. jol's response | yes they do... mostly mah dad... 67. You eat rice with everything … including American food. jol's response | hehe like hot dogs 68. Everyone thinks you know kungfu or karate. jol's response | i don’t 69. You think you know kungfu or karate jol's response | uh guys 70. You think 5’6” is tall. jol's response | it is cuz me short 71. You are a very good student with high GPA’s. jol's response | uh thats y everybody has summer skool... i go to a private skool so u got ur answer 72. You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or finance. jol's response | im gonna major finance 73. You have more than one college degree and several Master’s. jol's response | mah cuz doesnt even have highskool degree lol 74. If you play a musical instrument, it must be piano or violon. () jol's response | hehe not me i used to play clarinet 75. You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table . jol's response | uh not me 76. Your stove is covered with aluminium foil. jol's response | yeahhhhhhh and.. 77. Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it. jol's response | yeah some times 78. You beat eggs with chopsticks jol's response | nop not mah momma 79. You always leave outdoor shoes at the door jol's response | hehe lol yep 80. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack jol's response | asian doesnt believe in tha soap publicity 81. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times jol's response | nop ... sometimes when mah mommy is sick 82. You boil water before drinking jol's response | uhhhhhh no 83. You eat all meals in the kitchen to keep you dining room clean jol's response | uh no 84. You don’t use mesuring cups when preparing foods jol's response | hehe mah mom doesnt have any lol 85. You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage jol's response | hahaha this is soooooooooooo true lol 86. You have a rice cooker jol's response | yes in deed … got rice ?? bitch !! got rice ?? 87. You’re a wok user jol's response | not me 88. When you go out for dinner you fight over who gets to pay the dinner bill jol's response | hehe totally 89. You wash rice 2-3 times before cooking it jol's response | more than 2 or 3 times 90. You make sounds when you drink soup jol's response | ahhhhh…. Not me … but mah dad yeah .. he’s a pig 91. You don’t dryclean cloths , even if they need to be drycleaned jol's response | ahhhh ?? 92. You iron your own shirt jol's response | duh 93. You like congee with thousand year old eggs jol's response | ??? 94. You always cook yourself, even if you hate it jol's response | ???? 95. You use credit cards, and pay monthly bills in full jol's response | mah dad does that 96. You keep most of your money in a savings account jol's response | if not i spend it all 97. You buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off jol's response | not me i dont even give cards lol 98. When you hand wash dishes, you only use cold water jol's response | no 99. You think ONLY Japanease can make good CARS!! jol's response | duh … ASIAN RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 100. You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places jol's response | hahhahaha this is totally mah parents
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