I'm Digging A Hole
UPDATE
NOTE: TO MY SINGLE, SOLITARY, DIEHARD FAN, I AM SCRAPPING THE SITE, FEAR NOT YOUNG ONE, IT SHALL RETURN, BIGGER, BETTER, STRONGER AND WITH A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT FOCUS, WHAT THAT FOCUS IS I DO NOT KNOW, BUT WE SHALL SOON SEE, BECAUSE SIGHT IS WHAT MAKES LIFE GOOD, AND LIFE IS GOOD BECAUSE DEATH WOULD BE BAD, BAD AS IN THAT WAS A BAD JOKE NOT AS IN THAT WAS BAD-ASS, SPEAKING OF ASS I NEED TO GET SOME, CUZ THAT WOULD BE FUN, BECAUSE I SUCK WHEN IT COMES TO THE LADIES, IN FACT I SUCK AT JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING I TRY, INCLUDING LIFE, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I WON'T STOP TRYING TO BE GOOD AT STUFF, LIKE GOLF, OR LIFE, BECAUSE LIFE IS BETTER THAN DEATH, NOT THE BAND THE ACTUAL CONCEPT OF NOT BEING ALIVE, WHICH I SHOULD ACTUALLY SAY NON-EXISTENCE, I THINK NON-EXISTENCE WOULD SUCK, JUST THINK ABOUT IT...I KNOW YOU CAN'T BECAUSE IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO FATHOM WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO NOT EXIST, BECAUSE WHEN YOU DO YOU ALWAYS PICTURE YOURSELF LOOKING DOWN ON THE WORLD THAT IS GOING ON ITS MERRY WAY WITHOUT YOU, AND THAT IS NOT WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE, IT WOULD BE NOTHINGNESS, AND WE AS HUMAN BEINGS CANNOT COMPREHEND NOTHINGNESS, BECAUSE OUR BRAINS ARE NOT CAPABLE OF SUCH OBJECTIVENESS. THIS IS A REALLY LONG RANT THAT PROBABLY MAKES NO SENSE, BUT THAT IS OK, BECAUSE AS WAS STATED EARLIER NO ONE COMES TO THIS SITE, WHICH IS OK TOO BECAUSE IT REALLY SUCKS, OR SHOULD I SAY SUCKED SINCE I AM TEARING IT DOWN ONLY TO BUILD IT ANEW IN THE COMING DAYS, WEEKS, MONTHS, YEARS, DECADES, CENTURIES, MILLENIA....YOU GET THE PICTURE, IT PROBABLY WON'T BE DONE FOR AWHILE BUT I ASSURE YOU IT WILL BE UP IN SOME FORM, ACTUALLY IT IS GOING TO STAY UP, JUST IN A GUTTED FORM, SO I GUESS I ANSWERED MY QUESSTION, THE SITE SUCKS, BUT WHEN I AM DONE IT WILL SUCK LESS, SO MUCH SO THAT IT MIKE ACTUALLY BE CONSIDERED QUASI-NOT SUCK, OR MAYBE EVEN COOL, I DOUBT THAT THOUGH, BECAUSE I, LIKE HANSON, AM NOT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM COOL, BUT THATS OK TOO CUZ THE BITCHES THEY LOVE ME, OR AT LEAST IN MY IMAGINATION THEY DO, I HAVE A VERY GOOD IMAGINATION, OR AT LEAST I THINK I DO, BUT THAT IS GETTING OFF THE TOPIC AT HAND...HANSON, MAN DO THEY SUCK. BUT ANYWAYS I SHOULD PROBABLY WRAP THIS UP BECAUSE IF SOMEONE IS STILL READING THIS THEY ARE PROBABLY EITHER RETARDED OR REALLY BORED...OR MAYBE THEY LIKE HANSON, I CAN'T BE CERTAIN, REALLY, BECAUSE I CAN'T READ MINDS, BUT AS I SIT AND PONDER OVER THE THOUGHT OF BEING ABLE TO READ ANOTHER PERSON'S MIND, I MUST SAY I THINK THE CONCEPT OF IT IS PRETTY BAD-ASS, I MEAN SHIT BEING ABLE TO READ OTHER PEOPLE'S THOUGHTS AND STUFF, YOU COULD LIKE FIGURE OUT IF A GIRL REALLY DIGS YOU OR IF SHE IS JUST FUCKING AROUND WITH YOU HEAD OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT PLUS YOU COULD ALWAYS WIN ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS AND STUFF LIKE THAT, ANYHOO, I MUST BE ON MY MERRY WAY, I NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT I WANT THE DIRECTION OF THIS SITE(AND MY LIFE, THOUGH NOT THAT THIS SITE IS MY LIFE OR WILL HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE PATH I CHOOSE FOR MY LIFE, I WAS JUST MENTIONING THAT THAT IS ANOTHER TASK I NEED TO DO) SO I AM GOING TO BID YOU FAREWELL FOR NOW;
PEACE
~JIMSA
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