Spambusters character action
Original thing being MiST'd
TITLE: Spambusters, Edition 2
AUTHOR: Robin Elizabeth
RATING: PG
DISTRIBUTION: none without prior consent (aka, gotta ask me first)
NOTES: non beta'd. written in about 1/2 hour. I mean no offense to anyone living/vacationing in MO.
DISCLAIMER: same as Edition 1
SUMMARY: "I" along with the WWF's Shane McMahon, Test and Chris Jericho MiSTie a piece of spam.
Shane, Robin, Test and Chris are all gathered around the computer. Only Robin isn't paying attention, she's too engrossed in her latest soccer magazine to notice what the boys are up to.
Shane: Hey Robin.
Robin: What?
Shane: You have something about a free Florida vacation in your inbox.
Robin: Which inbox?
Shane: AOHell...Imbent9 I think.
Robin: Delete the sucker.
Test: Let's see what it says first.
Chris: What the hell...
FREE FLORIDA VACATION!!
ALL: Ohhh...ahhh... what's the catch?
Do you need a vacation?
Chris: I work for Vince McMahon, is that a rhetorical question? Of course I need a vacation!
Shane: How do you think I feel? He's my father.
Robin: *flatly* Poor baby.
Shane: Your support is so...nonexistant.
Robin: Yup. ::continues flipping through her soccer magazine::
Shane: Are we on our own for this, or are you joining us?
::Test takes magazine away::
Robin: Guess I'm joining you.
Does money stand in the way?
Robin, Test and Chris: YES!
Shane: Nope.
::Shane has 3 sets of eyes glaring at him::
Well it doesn't have to! We're giving away a 3 day 2 night luxury vacation package.
ALL: Yippee!!!!
Get the VIP treatment and let the house get the tab!
Robin: Bad idea!
Test: Sex on the beach, all around!
Chris: Where are we gonna get the girls for that?
Robin: ::smacks Chris upside the head:: The drink, idiot. ::Mumbles:: Wheel's turning, but the hamster's dead.
Chris: What was that?
Robin: Nothing.
Chris: Yeah, right.
Gatlinburg , TN
Pigeon Forge, TN
Orlando, FL
Cocoa Beach, FL
Branson, MO
Las Vegas , NV
Shane: Didn't it say Florida?
Robin: ::scrolls to top:: Yup.
Chris: So where did TN, MO and NV come from?
Test: And who would want to vacation in MO?
Robin: Someone's who's a few Fruit Loops short of a full bowl.
Shane: Where do you come up with all these zingers?
Robin: Pure genious...and a forward I got from a friend.
Shane: Got any more?
Robin: I can't just say them. It's all in the timing.
Just send us your name - Telephone Number - Best time to call you And most importantly which vacation spot you want to go to!
Shane: Can't forget that.
Test: What?
Shane: The place you want to go.
Test: Yeah, that is important.
Robin: Well, that's it for now. A short one.
Test: Just like you.
Robin: Shut it, moron. And give me back my magazine.
TITLE: MiST: WWF Fantasy Thing
AUTHOR: Robin Elizabeth
RATING: PG
DISTRIBUTION: none without prior consent (aka, gotta ask me first)
NOTES: non beta'd. I mean no offense to the girl who wrote the poem, but it was just an obvious choice. I also don't mean to offend anyone as a general thing either.
DISCLAIMER: see above
SUMMARY: The unusual suspects ("me", Shane, Y2J and Test)MiSTie a fan poem.
Robin: Tonight, instead of spam, we have a fan poem straight from the depths of FanFiction.net.
Shane: Is this going to frighten us?
Robin: I've read this already. Yup.
Test: Can I go home now?
Robin: Nope, you're stuck with me babe.
Chris: How 'bout me? Can I go?
Robin: Nope, you're also stuck with me. And don't even ask Shane, b/c you're stuck too.
Shane: Damn.
Robin: Well, we might as well get this over with. Here's the poem called "WWF fantasy thing".
Author: Julie-Su Echidna
Robin: This already doesn't bode well.
Shane: Meaning?
Robin: In Greek mythology, Echidna is the mother of all monsters.
::Chris tries to make a break for the door::
Robin: Hell no you don't Jericho. ::she grabs is shirt and pulls him back to his chair:: You can MiST, you can't leave.
one day matt and jeff jumped off a cliff into icecream
then they eat all the icecream and get bellyaches
Shane: This can only go downhill from there.
Robin: It does.
then they go to the doctors and the doctor says that theve got appendicitis
and then they get there appendixes out
Test: theve?
Shane: I think she meant "they've"
Chris: How does it go from ice cream and 'bellyaches' to appendicitis?
Robin: Never said any of this made sense.
they couldnt wrestler for a whole week and were very depressed
then the went and killed tripple h
Shane: I guess this kid's never heard of a handy little invention called a spell-check.
Robin: Never claimed that this was good literature.
Chris: How did Triple H get involved in this?
Test: And why did the Hardys kill him?
Shane: And if they couldn't wrestle for a week, how could they kill him?
Robin: Continuity wasn't part of this deal guys.
lita had bronchitis so Lita sat at home and wrote poems for matt and jeff
Shane: I can't even comment, this is too easy.
Test: I know man, this is crazy.
then lita was brainwashed and forced to fight the hardys
then they beat lita and gave her a black eye
Robin: Brainwashed?
Shane: Assuming there's a brain to wash.
Robin: That and a joke might've been funny.
Test: I guess it's something special that they beat Lita and then gave her a black eye.
Chris: Like they couldn't give her a black eye while beating her.
Robin: Don't ask me. I just found this on FanFiction.net.
then she came back to her senses
and started goin out with Matt
then me and Jeff started goin out
Shane: Who and Jeff?
Robin: The author, for lack of a better term.
Chris: This write chick and Jeff. What a match...
then lita and Matt got married
ALL: Awww....
But i dumped Jeff
ALL: Awww...
and my friend Brittney went out with Jeff
then Brittney married Jeff
and i went on to marry Shane MacMahon
Robin: Um, Shane, did you forget to tell us something?
Shane: I'm already married. And her name is Marissa!
Chris: I wonder how she'd react if she found out you married this chick.
Test: And I wasn't even invited to this wedding. I'm hurt, man.
Briitney and Jeff have 21 kids together
mostly triplets
Robin: 21 kids? Ouch.
Test: Triplets? Man, Jeff must be getting tons of exercise.
Chris: The sex must be good if they've got 21 kids.
Robin: ::laughs:: Yeah, really good.
Jeff and lita had 200 kids
ALL: 200 kids????
Robin: I didn't think that was possible.
Shane: And she still looks good, on TV anyway.
Robin: The title is Fantasy Thing after all...
Me and Shane had no kids cause we adopted 1 beautifull Boy... named Shane
Shane: Original name, seeing as how I've already claimed it.
Robin: Shane, Jr?
Test: Nah, doesn't have that special ring...
Shane: Shut it man.
THE END
ALL: It's about damn time!
Shane: Well, that was a speciman of bad poetry.
Robin: Never claimed it was Robert Frost.
Chris: Robin, give us anything that horrible again and I may have to hurt you.
Test: Me too.
Shane: Me as well.
Robin: Fine! Thought this would be short and easy...
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