Music is the key to many things. So I was thinking, what exactly should this be a key too. And how quick do I want the key to turn. I think it comes down to names. So, here is my list of names and why I have chosen them.
Feral Apology: I like this name because it is a paradox. Think about it. If someone apologized to you ferally, would you really accept their word? I think not. If so. Shame on you fool.
Fifth Red Monkey: This is one of those band names where people will always ask how they came up with it. How did I come up with it? In my truck I have these little plastic things that are suppose to go onto the rim of cups. Instead, they hang out on my visor. The fifth one is named Isosceles. Listen, I have ALOT of spare time on my hands.
Slap Happy Susan: First off, this band would have to be all males. Confused? Re-read the name. Haha. Ha. Funny right?
Made By Scalpels: A band kids can kill themselves to. I could accept nothing less with a name like that. By the way, I don't endorse sucide.
Hidden Picture Show: If this was to be the band name, their first song would have to be totally mellow and in the top ten. The album they put out would be all loud and crazy, except for that one song. A band that can live up to their name.
Dust Kin: One hit wonders. They would be cool like OK Go for eight minutes, then after that...pfft. Who?
Unmotivated John: Chick band. Concept: Realtionshipts suck. Hand me my gold star for that name.
Totally Anonymous: Fake names required. At every interview they would say something totally different then what they said at the last. Would drive the media mechine crazy. They would only be in the spot light so long. But it would be...soooo good.
Green Wall: Also known as Green Day to. But, not new Green Day. Old Punky Green Day. Dookie Green Day. Lick my lips...
Wasted College: Could only work for a high school band that plays in churches. All stoners. Next please.
Stillborn Daydream: Depression is their forte. But they dress like Boy George.
State Fusion: Punk or Ska only. Loud. Balls to the wall. Yeah!
Insured Cloud: How sick would society have to be to insure a cloud? Soft, fluffy, wonderful, and now insured. This would have to be music along the lines of Stone Sour and Stained.
Paper Checkers: A three piece band that don't really get along, but just make..wonderful, wonderful music together.
Lily Assassins: Six very angry people. I think the music will just happen.
For now, that is all I got. I'll think of more. I got to be careful doing these things. And if anyone reading this, knows how to post pitures..please do tell