Ok this is a bunch of stuff I have
found that is, well... not exactly nice. I couldn't decide if
I should call this Funny Stuff or Evil Stuff (cause lets face
it, there is a fine line between them.) But then I remembered
that a lot of people out there take offense easily, and I'm not
in the mood for hate mail! (hehe) so..... have fun.....
is from some site called something i don't remember, brought
to my attention by someone in the phonics stereoboard (email
me if you want me to put your name up by the way!) Its
a bit grotty, but I have to admit I thought the bit about Kelly
was hilarious! And I listened to some of his song... he's no
Eminem... more like the little kid who sits around listening
to Big Kids then repeating all the 'bad words' to be cool.
Lisa from Steps, Cher,
Celine Dion and Cliff Richard are individually abused and/or
murdered in a shocking new track called Dreaming Of Injured Pop
Stars, from an album entitled Panic Attack At Sainsbury's.
T-T, who 'has a
degree in pop music', includes the track on his second album
and comments, 'Just because I'm a floppy indie musician, it doesn't
mean I can't do lyrics like Eminem.' Whether Eminem has ever
contemplated the line, 'Jean Michel Jarre is tired upside down/If
he pissed himself he'll probably drown' is unknown.
'Lisa from Steps, she's the one with the dark hair/Curled up
in a ball at the bottom of the stairs/With the blood congealing
all down her sleeve/I think she's severed an artery'
... and ...
around Wales the bands are on fire/As the flames lick higher
they run from their homes/It only took one match to burn down
... oh, and ...
'Cliff Richard is nailed to a cross/With Lou Reed's head stuck
up his arse'
The targets of Chris T-T's twisted verbal abuse - who also include
legendary old man, Bob Dylan, and Gloria Estefan - have yet to
hit back at the album, which is released via Snowstorm on 21
It's not directly
phonics, but its still close to home... (their home anyway)