Procrastinate

(To the tune of YMCA)

Young man, why you doing that now?

I said, young man, why not just wait a while?

I said, young man, you will have all night

Rather than watching Nick at Night

Young man, those chores they can wait

I said, young man, wait until it’s too late

I said, young man, screw punctuality,

Because Friends is on NBC

Cause it’s okay to just PRO-CRAS-TI-NATE

Everybody needs to PRO-CRAS-TI-NATE

Don’t worry my friend

No need to hurry my friend

If it’s due after the weekend

PRO-CRAS-TI-NATE

Oh, yeah PRO-CRAS-TI-NATE

Don’t worry my friend

No need to hurry, my friend

If it’s due after the weekend

Young man, that report is due when?

I say, young man, you can finish by then

I say, young man, you can do a great job

Just as long as it’s done by Mom

Young man, go spend time with your friends

I said, young man, before your childhood ends

I said, young man, work when you’re old and gray

And you can’t move without Ben-gay

You know it’s easy to PRO-CRAS-TI-NATE

Don’t do it now, just PRO-CRAS-TI-NATE

Don’t worry my friend

No need to hurry my friend

If it’s due after the weekend

Let’s all PRO-CRAS-TI-NATE

Just do it later and you’ll PRO-CRAS-TI-NATE

You’re teachers may scorn

And your parents may warn

But now you have time to get po--pizza

They say it’s wrong to PRO-CRAS-TI-NATE

If you have a bong, you HAL-LU-CI-NATE

The voices in my head

Tell me to go to bed

But I tell them "FUCK OFF!!" instead

So everybody just PRO-CRAS-TI-NATE

Just as long as you don’t MAS-TUR-BATE

This is really perverse

But hey it could be worse

We could still sing one more verse

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