What women SAY and what they REALLY MEAN.

WOMAN SAY THIS, BUT REALLY MEAN...

What women say and what they really mean...

We need	I want
It's your decision	The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want	You'll pay for this later
We need to talk	I need to complain
Sure...go ahead	I don't want you to.
I'm not upset	Of course I'm upset, you moron.
You're...so manly	You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight.	Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!	I'm on my period.

Be romantic, turn out the lights.	I have flabby thighs.
Hang the picture there	No, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise	I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me?	I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me?	I did something today you're really not going to like..
I'll be ready in a minute.	Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat?	Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate.	Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!?	[Too late, you're dead.]
Yes	No
No	No
Maybe	No
I'm sorry.	You'll be sorry.
I'm not yelling!	Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

The same old thing. Nothing.
Nothing. Everything.
Everything. My PMS is acting up.
Nothing, really. It's just that you're such an asshole.
I don't want to talk about it. Go away, I'm still building up evidence against you.

Can't we just be friends? There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.
I just need some space ...without you in it
Can you help me with my homework? If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me.
Do I look fat in this dress? We haven't had a fight in a while
No, pizza's fine Cheap bastard
I just do not want a boyfriend now I just do not want (you as a) boyfriend
I don't know; what do you want to do I can't believe that you have nothing planned
I don't really mind where we eat ....As long as it's the place I've already decided on
I like you but... I don't like you
You never listen You never listen
We're moving too quickly I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Bio has a girlfriend
I'll be ready in a minute I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.
Oh Yes! Right there Well, near there; I just want to get this over with
I'm just going out with the girls We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends
There's no one else I am doing your brother
Size doesn't count... unless I want an orgasm

The same old thing.	Nothing.
Nothing.	Everything.
Everything.	My PMS is acting up.
Nothing, really.	It's just that you're such an asshole.
I don't want to talk about it.	Go away, I'm still building up evidence against you.

Can't we just be friends?	There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.
I just need some space	...without you in it
Can you help me with my homework?	If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me.
Do I look fat in this dress?	We haven't had a fight in a while
No, pizza's fine	Cheap bastard
I just do not want a boyfriend now	I just do not want (you as a) boyfriend
I don't know; what do you want to do	I can't believe that you have nothing planned
I don't really mind where we eat	....As long as it's the place I've already decided on
I like you but...	I don't like you
You never listen	You never listen
We're moving too quickly	I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Bio has a girlfriend
I'll be ready in a minute	I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.
Oh Yes! Right there	Well, near there; I just want to get this over with
I'm just going out with the girls	We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends
There's no one else	I am doing your brother
Size doesn't count...	unless I want an orgasm