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What Men Really Mean When They Say...

What men say and what they really mean...

What men say and what they really mean...

Here is the woman's guide to what a man is really saying when he says...

I'm hungry... I'm hungry
I'm sleepy... I'm sleepy
I'm tired... I'm tired

A one-on-one situation

Do you want to go to a movie? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Nice dress! Nice cleavage
You look tense, let me give you a massage I want to fondle you.

In a group

Anyone want to go eat? I want to go eat
Who wants to see this movie? Do we have to see this movie?
Who wants to see this movie? Doesn't anyone else want to see this movie?

Already trapped in a "relationship"

What's wrong? I don't see why are you making such a big deal out of this.
What's wrong? What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
What's wrong? Oh no! Not again!
What's wrong? WHAT IS IT NOW?
What's wrong? Quit whining!
What's wrong? I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
Yes dear Bitch!
I'm bored Do you want to have sex?
I love you Let's have sex now.
I love you too Now why did you have to say that, it makes my stomach turn.
Yes, I missed you How else do you expect me to answer that?
And how I missed you Bitch!
Answering to her "Did you think that girl was pretty" question
She was alright If an elephant came into the room, would I not see it?
Sure, let's go see that play I don't want to go, but you'll make my life miserable if I don't go.
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair
I liked it better before.
50 bucks and it doesn't look that much different!
For 50 bucks they should have given you more hair instead of taking some away.
Let's talk I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
Hello, FTD? I'd like to send some flowers to my girlfriend/wife... This ought to shut her up for a while at the expense of some humiliation from my male peers.
This ought to secure sex with her tonight!

While shopping

I like that one better Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together I am gay

Suicide

Will you marry me? I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
I might as well get tax benefits for going through these "talks"
I don't want to have "talks" over the phone anymore.

General

I really want to get to know you better ...so I can tell my friends about it
How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? Is my penis really that small?
You're the only girl I've ever cared about You are the only girl who has not rejected me
I want you back ...for tonight anyway
We've been through so much together If it was not for you, I never would have lost my virginity
I miss you so much I am so horny that my roommate is starting to look good
No, I do not want to dance right now Shoot! She'll know that I have a hard-on
The break-up should not start for another 24 hours I want to have sex a few more times
I am different from all the other guys I am not circumsized

UPDATED ON 5/10/12
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