Dragongrrl's Epicenter of the Universe
Dragongrrl sez: If you don't like my page, to hell with you!
Hey everyone! Dragongrrl here, still partying like a rockstar and, as ever,
on the job of wasting time at my computer. I'll keep on adding funny, disturbing, and
all around entertaining stuff to my site.
For now, check out:
Do Something With Your Life!
Be amused
Be evolutionary
Be knowledgeable
Be friendly
Be psychic
Be humanitarian
Be fantastic
Things to do other than staring at my site (It's a game!)
- Stare at a wall. (1 pt for every minute)
- Save a tree... eat a beaver! (10 pts per beaver)
- Research the sex life of the African spotted mudskipper. Write a thesis paper (3 pts per page)
- Play in the snow (5 pts, plus 15 bonus points for plaing in the snow naked!) If you don't have any snow, make some using only a block of ice and a razor blade.
- Contemplate the meaning of life (3 pts for every philosopher you can quote, 5000 pts if you figure it out)
- Collect (steal) road construction equipment (1pt per orange cone, 10 pts for a road horse, 50 pts per bulldozer/crane/truck etc.)
- Grow drugs in your room. Sell them. (20 pts for pot, 30 pts for shrooms, 40 pts for heroin poppies, 50 pts for crack cocaine or LSD)(-100 pts for getting caught)
- Write erotic prose/poems (5 pts per work, 10 pts for getting published on the web, 25 pts for getting into print)
- Go to a public place and panhandle (10 pts)
- Make your own crappy webpage. (50 pts for a good one, 2 pts for one like this)
Email: priestc@bc.edu