Alright alright... so she's already been mentioned once on my webpage, but this chick needs to be mentioned again. WHY?!!?!? You ask? Because.... as I declared on a street in New Haven a little before midnight, Jen is my bestest best best friend in the WHOOOOOOOLE wide world.
Jen and I are, well... to put it quite frankly, your modern day
Calvin 
and Hobbes
. He he he.
Through the years, of all the people that have come and gone out of my life, Jen has always been there, and has totally and utterly encompassed the true meaning of the word friendship in every sense and aspect. Who else would drive a bazillion miles into the wilderness that is Storrs, CT to see me on my birthday? Or understand everything I say or do without an explanation?
Whenever Jen and I are together, something happens. Whether its getting lost in Bumblefuck ('where the hell are we?' 'I dunno dude, just keep driving.''We're in Redding...dude' 'I think we're lost dude,' 'Ah yes... mountains and billboard signs... makes sense.'), getting into trouble in some way, shape or form ("OMG! OMG! OMG! Dude! I scratched the car!!"), or just plain facing a natural disaster in the face (Hurricanes, monsoons, blizzards, thunderstorms, hailstorms... is there anything we haven't seen?!?!?! "Dude! Shut up! We've been having good weather in Stamford!")... EXCITEMENT and ADVENTURE just seems to find us.
Jen's just a naturally genuine person (even if she's not naturally blonde he he he) and I want to use this page to thank her.
Sooooooo.... Here's "to flends" Fur! Muah! I luv ya!
Yes... L-O-V-E you!!! He he he.
Oh... and Jen... 'Why do I feel like we're doing something bad?' 'Dude... cause we are.'
::cackles wickedly::
